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Brokenjaw
Always will bow down to the power of the Faceman!!!!
posted on 06-25-2001 @ 5:26 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Nov. 00
Tank don't worry, once you have a kid or two they will get bigger.;-)

FUCK YOU TEQUILA

No sun coming through my windows.
Feel like I’m living at the bottom of a grave.
I wish you’d hurry up and execute me
So I can be on my miserable way
I don’t live today.

Proud adoptor of fuh-q-2


TeenSlut
posted on 06-25-2001 @ 5:57 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Apr. 01
TankGrrl, I know how you feel. I hate having small breats. It not only sucks for the reasons you mentioned but it's also going to affect what I want to do in life. I mean how many of your favorite porn stars have small boobs? I know mine don't so it looks like I'll either have to get a boob job or just not do adult entertainment. The one good part is that since my boobs are small they probably won't sag when I'm older even though I never wear bras. But TankGrrl sweetie, you're gorgeous so you don't have anything to worry about.
quote:

Just Once I Would like to have the opportunity to have men just stare at my boobs and say "huh" to whatever I say

So they just stare at your beautiful face and say "huh" to everything you say. What's so bad about that? ;)



I can help you change
tired moments into pleasure.
Say the word and we'll be
well upon our way.

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GOD of PHUK
posted on 06-25-2001 @ 7:14 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
LMAO, Brokenjaw. Are you suggesting tank turns into a
baby machine for the sake of knockers? Tankgrrl, it
don't matta if yo' mams ain't big, as long as you be
datin' a pig. Come on, baby, let the GOD of all things
phuk give you a special rubdown. I'll put on some
Luther Vandross and rub some cheesecloth all up on
the inside of your left nostril. You know you can't resist,
baby. Come to Goddie.



Hell, I like you! You
can come over my house and fuck
my sister!

SlartiWHO?
SLARTIBARTFAST!

Kim
posted on 06-25-2001 @ 7:48 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
I hate mine too! Only for the opposite reason...they're not super huge (C cup),but, they're still a pain!



"Hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die, life is a broken winged bird that cannot fly."

FukMeBoobs
posted on 06-25-2001 @ 8:43 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 01
Amen Kim! Mine aren't super huge either, I also have C (sometimes D) cups. Let me tell you on certain days it's like hauling bowling balls on your chest! Talk about the backache that goes along with the territory too. I'm not saying that you guys have it made, but bigger boobs aren't what they are cracked up to be.


Thanks to NJPANTHER for the sig pic!
All the times that I felt like this won't end was for you. And I taste what I could never have it's from you. All the times that I've tried, my intentions, full of pride but I waste more time than anyone. All the times that I've cried, all this wasted, it's all inside. And I feel all this pain stuffed it down it's back again. And I lie here in bed all alone, I can't mend but I feel tomorrow will be OK.
Yahman
posted on 06-26-2001 @ 12:29 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Apr. 01
Dont worry ladies its not always the boobs that atract guys to girls. There are some very Hot girls out there that have small boobs that i would love to be with. Gwen Stefani for one. She is extremely attractive and she has Small boobs

Drinking? Damn right!
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FeelMyFunBags
posted on 06-26-2001 @ 2:19 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

bigger boobs aren't what they are cracked up to be.



Amen to that!! Big boobs are not what they are cracked up to be, they hurt, they keep you from wearing a lot of cute shirts, and disgusting men talk to them, not you.


All I've undergone
I will keep on
Underneath it all
We feel so small
The heavens fall
But still we crawl
All I've undergone
I will keep on






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