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IRISH ENFORCER
posted on 07-14-2001 @ 9:26 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jul. 01
This Is for all the people that think they are special because they have a billion posts because they have no life and when someone with under a 1000 comes on they try to make fun of them like they acually care. And the newbies that kiss there ass this is not addressed to everyone just the tools. GO GET A GIRL THIS BOARD IS NOT LIFE OR DEATH CALM DOWN.

WHERE'S THE BEER AT?
Raven
Portugal
posted on 07-14-2001 @ 9:47 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
Irish --- why are you try'n to start shit on here? what is your problem? Why do you have so much hate for this board?

MEMBERS MOVE ALONG !!! NO PILE ON !!!


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PatCooper
posted on 07-14-2001 @ 9:53 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

This Is for all the people that think they are special because they have a billion posts because they have no life


Oh ok so by you staring this thread at 9:26 p.m on a Saturday night proves to us that you have a life.No your just pissed off cause no one likes you.



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IRISH ENFORCER
posted on 07-14-2001 @ 9:54 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jul. 01
I don't like how everyone thinks there the shit on here

WHERE'S THE BEER AT?
PatCooper
posted on 07-14-2001 @ 9:57 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

I don't like how everyone thinks there the shit on here




Maybe if you chilled out alittle and tried to be yourself.Insteed of acting like a jackass.If you dont like it here then dont post anymore.



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posted on 07-14-2001 @ 9:57 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
um raven, i swear i wont pile on here, but theres some trouble in gonzo land, started by this guy


thanks to fez for the pic
Kid Afrika
posted on 07-14-2001 @ 10:10 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
quote:

MEMBERS MOVE ALONG !!! NO PILE ON !!!



tsk, tsk, tsk.


I'm packin my screwdriver so see I'm gon' be alright
Just moving the steering wheel side to side like a slalom
Now I ain't got no problem I'm just breakin the steerin column
I spot him, in the middle of the MARTA parkin lot
I'm hearin a voice in the back of my head yellin "K1d A stop!"



PatCooper
posted on 07-14-2001 @ 10:12 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

tsk, tsk, tsk.




Blah,Blah,Blah! =)



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IRISH ENFORCER
posted on 07-14-2001 @ 10:27 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jul. 01
I'm crying stop you mean people your very hurtfull

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Kid Afrika
posted on 07-14-2001 @ 10:38 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
dude, I actually don't hate you. I just think you should stop posting while you're drunk.

::Ding Ding Ding::


I'm packin my screwdriver so see I'm gon' be alright
Just moving the steering wheel side to side like a slalom
Now I ain't got no problem I'm just breakin the steerin column
I spot him, in the middle of the MARTA parkin lot
I'm hearin a voice in the back of my head yellin "K1d A stop!"



The Mrs.
posted on 07-14-2001 @ 11:15 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 01
Can't we all just get along??? Did i miss something here? Oh well maybe i'm at the wrong post.


Filzy's significant other and graduate.
GonzoStyle
posted on 07-14-2001 @ 11:24 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
no pile on fuck that lol we should really explain what a no pile on should be.

dont reply to just bash the guy with something like "fuck you cocksucker" or "ooh boy you just fucked up."

be interesting why do i smell mavric written allover this thread? hey irish why don't you go fuck an aids patient you worthless mouth breather. Yes i am a loser with my 5,000 posts yet atleast i have a personality and i dont sit at a computer and bash people i never met to make my pathetic life seem special. so why don't you get into a warm bath tub and slit your wrists loser and as you bleed out remember... no one gives a fuck about your life faggot.


It Is Only When You Begin To Fear Death
That You Finally Learn To Appreciate Life.
Because I Take No Joy In Taking A Life
If The Person Doesn't Give A Fuck About Living.
Abashed The Devil Stood And
Felt How Awful Goodness Is


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o&aswallow
posted on 07-15-2001 @ 10:14 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

so why don't you get into a warm bath tub and slit your wrists loser



I always thought that ice cold water was recommended for wrist slitting? Could someone clearify that? I would hate to advise someone incorrectly.


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Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed

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GonzoStyle
posted on 07-15-2001 @ 5:45 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
well swallow technically you are correct.

People fill a sink with cold water and ice to numb their hands before they slit their wrists at times. But i say get in a warm bath and relax you muscles and hey when frank pentangili did it in godfather two he was in a warm bath. Plus if you get in an ice cold bath your nuts will shrink up and you might catch a nasty cold or worse pneumonia and you'll probably pussy out in the middle cause its so cold. But you'll die of the pneumonia probably later on so why suffer?


It Is Only When You Begin To Fear Death
That You Finally Learn To Appreciate Life.
Because I Take No Joy In Taking A Life
If The Person Doesn't Give A Fuck About Living.
Abashed The Devil Stood And
Felt How Awful Goodness Is


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PatCooper
posted on 07-15-2001 @ 6:30 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
Hey GS it sounds like you know alittle too much about the procedure.Are you speaking from experience?



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Boodadude
posted on 07-15-2001 @ 8:07 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 01
God Damn Gonzo you never fail to make me smile you sick fuck :) I'm running the cold water now because I'm a pussy LOL

o&aswallow
posted on 07-15-2001 @ 8:14 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
GS, thanks for clearing that up for me. I would hate for someone to go through eternity pissed at me because they f'd up the last thing they did based on my advice.


o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early.
Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed

Now accepting foster children applications. Cash only, no checks.
Email at onaswallow@opieanthony.com



jackal420 has been released from foster care.

It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard.

Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener.
GonzoStyle
posted on 07-16-2001 @ 12:34 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
quote:

Hey GS it sounds like you know alittle too much about the procedure.Are you speaking from experience?




lets just say i was a stupid teen at one time cause who i am now is not who i was 5 years ago. the old addage whatever doesnt kill you makes you stronger made me a fuckin god, lol


It Is Only When You Begin To Fear Death
That You Finally Learn To Appreciate Life.
Because I Take No Joy In Taking A Life
If The Person Doesn't Give A Fuck About Living.
Abashed The Devil Stood And
Felt How Awful Goodness Is


She-Mail Me Here

WookiePoolParty
posted on 07-17-2001 @ 3:19 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 01
Let's also not forget that properly, it's done vertically- from hand to elbow, and not horizontally across the wrist...

I AM The Party.


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Limey Mothercocker
posted on 07-17-2001 @ 3:42 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

Let's also not forget that properly, it's done vertically- from hand to elbow, and not horizontally across the wrist...
i knew that



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Big Poppa
posted on 07-18-2001 @ 11:57 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jul. 01
9:26 at night posting dateless dorks. Can you spell G.E.D.

Life Is Way To Short.



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