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| Posted By | Discussion Topic: Huge fucking "Fuck You"s | ||||
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| Roger | posted on 07-16-2001 @ 3:48 PM |    | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00  | Fuck you Al and your fucking dumbass wife. These mother fuckers own and run a dry cleaning/laundrymat on the corner of 5th Ave and 81st street in BayRidge. I give em my clothes and get them back burnt to a crisp. All my whites are brown and ruuned. I talk to Al and he says sorry, but no problem. I'll pay you for all of it. So I get busy but finally call to talk to him about settling their $250 debt (it was a lot of fucking clothes) and get his wife. She hides Al for 2 weeks all the time telling me "Too bad, we're not paying that much"! They also gave me back my dry cleaning and one of my shirts was washed so the colors ran. So whatever, this goes on for a month so now its time to get my clothes washed again. I figure I'll use them again until their debt is payed. I tell them I'm not paying and all is well. Until I get back my drycleaning and they all reek of fucking SMOKE! They've not charged me for $130 worth of wash and drycleaning. I told them to go fuck themselves, I'm using someone else. I'm so sick of their shit. This has been going on since May fucking 23rd. Fucking die you pricks. Also, big smelly FU to the Alcon enzymatic cleaner for contacts. I'm washing my face and look up at the little shelf above my sink where I put the box of cleaner tabs last night after dropping one into my contact case. I'm suddenly drawn to the active ingredient list. Pancreatin derived from highly purified pork. I PUT THAT IN MY EYES?!??!?!?!?! For fucks sake, I'm a goddamn vegetarian and now I gotta read the ingredients for my eye shit!?!?! Bad enuf I gotta watch out for what's in my fucking makeup. And don't go telling me what else animal products are in, I know them all. And finally, FU to Fortunoff's near The Roosevelt Field Mall. I take my Grandmother to pick up a sterling silver rattle and get it engraved for my nephew's Baptism. We go on Friday, the gift is for Saturday. We waited so long cuz we couldn't find a store with what she wanted. We buy the rattle and give it to the engravers. Its 4:30, they say it can be ready for 5. Great, we buy something for me and come back at a quarter to. Its done. I look at it. My sisters last name starts with an "I", not a "J", but they decided to use a "J". Now it can't be ready til Saturday cuz the engraver left early. Mother fuckers. I had to wake up at 8:30am to get to the store by 10:30 so I could get home and be ready for the Christening at 1:30. What a fucking day that was. I hate everyone today, but at least I can go see Spinal Tap tonite. Thats my rant.  "One girl, I drove through three states wearing her head as a hat." ~ Garland 'The Marietta Mangler' Greene | ||||
King Shit *board owner* | posted on 07-16-2001 @ 3:53 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Feb. 01 | Roger, you should have told me you were going to Fortunoff's. I told you a long time ago that I have connections at the one in Paramus. Is my train in vain, has my soul gone to waste Am I just a victim of, a victim of my lost faith | ||||
| darthziggy Isles fan for life | posted on 07-16-2001 @ 3:53 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 00 | sorry to hear about all that rog, that sucks. i hope the show tonite helps you feel better. darthziggy@opieanthony.com My unofficial adopted newbie: devil's a-hole, when he decides to post that is LET'S GO ISLANDERS | ||||
| Roger | posted on 07-16-2001 @ 4:04 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | Thank you Ziggy. I totally forgot Froy! But getting to Paramus would definately have been worse than Roosevelt for me and my Grandma. I wasn't even sure they were gonna have what she wanted. Turned out they did. Its okay though. It got cheaper when they fucked it up and it always feels like it means more when you pay for it anyway. Next time, I love the shit I saw in the store. Esp. the Calvin Klein dinnerware. That rocks! "One girl, I drove through three states wearing her head as a hat." ~ Garland 'The Marietta Mangler' Greene | ||||
| njstrawberry | posted on 07-16-2001 @ 4:24 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 01 | Sorry, to hear about that Rog, must really suck. Since, you have to replace some clothes let me know girly if you want, we can hit the town and go shopping! I loooooooooove to shop! lol  I was bi when being bi wasn't kewl. Mmmm tastes like chicken to me, wanna lick? BALLOON NOT - DON'T UNDER ESTIMATE THE PSYCHO FACTOR IN MY HEAD This message was edited by njstrawberry on 7-16-01 @ 4:27 PM | ||||
| MamA CaZ | posted on 07-16-2001 @ 4:31 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jan. 01 | ouch.... sorry to hear this Roger... i hope your day gets better  THANK YOU to my *sugar-daddy* pink shirt wearing Adoptor JUST JON who made my sig pic.. and *BRIAN-KEVIN* Balloon NoT who helped me set it up... | ||||
| Dana Dillon | posted on 07-16-2001 @ 4:35 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | Damn!!!$250.00 for dry cleaning??I went today and my total is $37.50.I thought THAT was alot.That f'en sucks.I hope everything work's Okay for you!;) | ||||
| Brokenjaw Always will bow down to the power of the Faceman!!!! | posted on 07-16-2001 @ 4:37 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Nov. 00 | quote: LMMFAO. I love that term! I hope the rest of your day goes beter Rog. :)  Telling people their desire Satan's sitting there, he's smiling Watches those flames get higher and higher Oh no, no, please God help me! | ||||
| GonzoStyle | posted on 07-16-2001 @ 4:39 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70 | quote: Thanks roger i live 10 mins away from there, be stalkin... err seeing you there. And $250 may be a lot for us peasants but when your man just signed a 30 million dollar contract with i heard a 10% siging bonus it's a mere bag of shells, lol and straw i was already writing an FU reply in my head, hehehe   It Is Only When You Begin To Fear Death That You Finally Learn To Appreciate Life. Because I Take No Joy In Taking A Life If The Person Doesn't Give A Fuck About Living. Abashed The Devil Stood And Felt How Awful Goodness Is She-Mail Me Here | ||||
| Grumpy SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!! | posted on 07-16-2001 @ 4:42 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Dec. 00 | Straw - no, you weren't the only afraid to open this thread. I had to think twice before I opened it. Roger, I'm sorry about your latest woes. If it helps, I know a couple of "people" in Brooklyn that can have a little "talk" with Al and his wife, if you know what I mean. They'll make them an offer they can't refuse.  If you're having problems with your sig pic site host, feel free to go here: Visit this Website Newest member of Grumpy's home for demented and psychotic midgets: ms moneypenny. Any and all inappropriate behaviour should be reported to me. | ||||
USA Autoban Head Slap... Swim Move... | posted on 07-16-2001 @ 4:43 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Oct. 00 | quote: Eh? No shit! Roger, pork pancrease? That's disgoosting!  | ||||
| Lent Black Rock Coalition Do you have a basketball in your car? | posted on 07-16-2001 @ 4:51 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: May. 00 | Roger, file a complaint with the BBB, so others will know about your experiences. And I now see how harder it is be to a Vegetarian. Not eating Jello is one thing, putting aminal parts in your eye is horrifying.  , --Lent, the poster formerly known as Rowelentless-- | ||||
| Roger | posted on 07-16-2001 @ 4:57 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | quote: Tell me about it! quote: No, no! The clothes they ruuned were worth $250. There were king size sheets and every piece of white clothing we own including 2 shirts from Victoria's Secret and an irreplacable tank top. And thanks Straw, but MashedPotatoHead gave me a box of clothes from Delia's that I absolutely love to fucking death so I'm all set. "One girl, I drove through three states wearing her head as a hat." ~ Garland 'The Marietta Mangler' Greene | ||||
King Shit *board owner* | posted on 07-16-2001 @ 5:00 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Feb. 01 | But please tell me that the Jaeger shirt was once again spared! LOL Is my train in vain, has my soul gone to waste Am I just a victim of, a victim of my lost faith | ||||
| MamA CaZ | posted on 07-16-2001 @ 5:01 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jan. 01 | quote: WOOOOOooOoOo HoOOoOoooo shopping trip!! Straw-- I'll take you up on that one afternoon!! THANK YOU to my *sugar-daddy* pink shirt wearing Adoptor JUST JON who made my sig pic.. and *BRIAN-KEVIN* Balloon NoT who helped me set it up... | ||||
| Roger | posted on 07-16-2001 @ 5:01 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | That Jaeger shirt is duplicating. I think we have 3 now. All Anthony's tshirts are duplicating in fact, I find em everywhere! "One girl, I drove through three states wearing her head as a hat." ~ Garland 'The Marietta Mangler' Greene | ||||
| Nana's Precious | posted on 07-16-2001 @ 5:15 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00 | sorry for your mishaps Roger....say can't you guys take the Israel car route? perhaps a little on-air bashing? just a thought.... "what, I thought we were all just having fun..." guardian of f_tarded | ||||
| TheGooch Mullet Master Yo Gooch, Moron here... how's that for some fucked up shit... Fez is giving you status... Karma sucks, huh? | posted on 07-16-2001 @ 5:16 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | Hold on...got pig guts in my eyes...everything blurry.. | ||||
| Nana's Precious | posted on 07-16-2001 @ 5:20 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00 | LMAO Gooch!!!!! "what, I thought we were all just having fun..." guardian of f_tarded | ||||
| Tequila Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal! Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!! | posted on 07-16-2001 @ 5:32 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01 | quote: Thats too fucking funny. Thats the 1st Honeymooners referance I have seen in a while  AOL/AIM - oanda1027fm | ||||
| Ants in My Pants Billy Prettiest Butterfly in the garden All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis. | posted on 07-16-2001 @ 5:37 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Apr. 01 | quote:Does this include Anthony's famous "white shorts"? :-)  | ||||
The sky is blue | posted on 07-16-2001 @ 6:02 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Oct. 00 | Can you pull a brain muscle? Cause I just did. I'm still saved.... Tune in next week for Gooch's creative works on my status! | ||||
| GonzoStyle | posted on 07-16-2001 @ 6:07 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70 | quote: lmao dude i was hoping someone would notice that. from when ralph found the counterfit money on the bus, lol. I was a millionare for a couple of days, but easy come :::snaps fingers:: easy go!! anyway i gotta go to work to brive a dus It Is Only When You Begin To Fear Death That You Finally Learn To Appreciate Life. Because I Take No Joy In Taking A Life If The Person Doesn't Give A Fuck About Living. Abashed The Devil Stood And Felt How Awful Goodness Is She-Mail Me Here | ||||
| Tequila Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal! Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!! | posted on 07-16-2001 @ 6:10 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01 | quote: Mr Kramden what is your wife's name? AOL/AIM - oanda1027fm | ||||
| GonzoStyle | posted on 07-16-2001 @ 6:29 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70 | quote: Hamina Hamina Hamina Mrs. Kramden Ok Mr. Kramden for one hundred dollars who composed swanee river? It Is Only When You Begin To Fear Death That You Finally Learn To Appreciate Life. Because I Take No Joy In Taking A Life If The Person Doesn't Give A Fuck About Living. Abashed The Devil Stood And Felt How Awful Goodness Is She-Mail Me Here | ||||
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