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Unicron
posted on 07-25-2001 @ 4:09 AM      
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FU virginity......i know, it'll suck the first time cause i'll be done 1-2-3, but i'm sick of being this lil kid still...someone who just can't get girls to like him...this is not a top priority in my life (ok, who am i kidding), i just want to be done with it...finally make that ancient and great traditional journey into manhood.

ok..now tool on me at will...goodnight!

adolescentmasturbator
posted on 07-25-2001 @ 4:29 AM      
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I say we all chip in for uni to get a trip to holland so he can get a dutch prostitute. Or if we are feeling cheap there's always Las Vegas.



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Unicron
posted on 07-25-2001 @ 4:33 AM      
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no, see AM, you don't get it..i don't want it like that...i want to be able to do everything on my own, not fucking buying a chick, i want to have a girl who genuinly likes me, and do things on my own.



This message was edited by Unicron on 7-25-01 @ 4:35 AM
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posted on 07-25-2001 @ 4:40 AM      
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You sure the girl that branded both sides of your neck isnt interested...lol

sorry had to say it :-)




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King f-tard
posted on 07-25-2001 @ 7:22 AM      
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I think you scare the girls away when right before you take your clothes off, you scream "It's skull crushing time" :)




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MamA CaZ
posted on 07-25-2001 @ 10:52 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
awwwwwww uni... remember what I said? I was your age when I lost it & to be honest with you... it didnt mean anything BECAUSE i just wanted to loose it already.

be patient, your princess will arrive =)
you're too nice a guy for *it* not to happen.!

quote:

I think you scare the girls away when right before you take your clothes off, you scream "It's skull crushing time"



hehe that made me chuckle


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Black Lazerus
posted on 07-25-2001 @ 11:01 AM      
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Registered: May. 01

dillon


LOL

no but seriously it will happen

( resisting the urge to laugh big f'ing virgin)
LMAO sorry

"Yeah I am an asshole!",So what's your problem?



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posted on 07-25-2001 @ 11:26 AM      
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quote:

no, see AM, you don't get it..i don't want it like that...i want to be able to do everything on my own, not fucking buying a chick, i want to have a girl who genuinly likes me, and do things on my own.




One word: Cacasmooches



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posted on 07-25-2001 @ 1:00 PM      
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Registered: May. 01
dude make sure you have time to go for "round 2" incase you "BLOW" to fast in round 1 -- and all will be cool --- by the time you get to "Round 6" you will wish you could stop :)


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Mr. Brownstone
posted on 07-25-2001 @ 4:03 PM      
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Dude, practice while spanking out your batches, see how long you can hold out before you blow. Good luck.




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Unicron
posted on 07-25-2001 @ 5:47 PM      
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1. King F-tard, that was fucking funny
2. Lazerus - you ARE an asshole :)
3. Thank you for the kind words Mama
4. Why in the FUCKING hell is everyone comparing me to cacasmooches?

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posted on 07-26-2001 @ 6:19 PM      
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Registered: Mar. 01
Okay .. firsT of all Nobody cAn sAstiSssssfY yourslEf beeteR than yoursleF after that iS donE and ShiiT other heLp is okay But take it eaSy . no nneeD to ruSh dammit (coming frOm a chiCk who is a nymFo) But ya dont wanna take home anyone juSt for ThE simplE reasoN to bAnG* IN My optIon but as i sid its jut my thouGhts men and others think diffrenT .. fuck it man drink it up and youLL juSt pass out and sex is like a BlUr anywayS :) :) ahahahah ..LOL ..

GooD thingS cuM** to thosE Who wAiiT !

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posted on 07-26-2001 @ 6:28 PM      
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quote:

i want to have a girl who genuinly likes me


If you are waiting for that I hope you die with alot of money;)


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posted on 07-26-2001 @ 6:57 PM      
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quote:

BECAUSE i just wanted to loose it already.

you mean, loosen it? so you dated a black guy...

Lent
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posted on 07-27-2001 @ 11:38 PM      
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I'm in the same boat too. I feel that sometime this year it will end for me. All I gotta say is you must be like teflon. Let the hits bounce of ya.




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posted on 07-28-2001 @ 2:23 PM      
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Registered: May. 01
Hey UniCORN, maybe you and Lent should get together and just get it over with, ya know? Kill two birds with one stone, or in this case, Cherrypop two fags in one buttsex session.


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Unicron
posted on 07-29-2001 @ 2:19 PM      
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go suck your fathers cum, you fucking degenerate. being a virgin is bad, but at least i'm not you and leading the sorry life you do. go fucking kill yourself already, do it right in front of you mom and dad, trust me, they will never be more proude of you.


You Never Know.
Lent
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posted on 07-30-2001 @ 3:06 AM      
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Yeah god. Please drink AIDS.

And no I don't desire man ass. I just want pussy. :)


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Kim
posted on 07-30-2001 @ 7:16 AM      
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quote:

dude make sure you have time to go for "round 2" incase you "BLOW" to fast in round 1 -- and all will be cool --- by the time you get to "Round 6" you will wish you could stop



Listen to him...he has a baby on the way ;)
He must know what he's talking about :)



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Unicron
posted on 07-30-2001 @ 12:25 PM      
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trust me..i will gladly go 6 rounds my first night...i know i'll probraly explode on contact my first time in, but, hey, practice makes perfect.


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