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TheGooch
Mullet Master Yo Gooch, Moron here... how's that for some fucked up shit... Fez is giving you status... Karma sucks, huh?
posted on 12-29-2001 @ 3:28 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
Was going thru recovering shit on my harddrive, and came across this little nugget for your reading enjoyment...

Tenbatsuzen: I need a favor, Gooch.

Tenbatsuzen: Whenever you get a chance, of
course.

WankFellow: what you want?

Tenbatsuzen: By any chance, would you be
able to design me a sig pic?

WankFellow: a sig pic????

Tenbatsuzen: Yup.

Tenbatsuzen: I need a superhero.

WankFellow: for what, may i ask?

Tenbatsuzen: "Dolphin Boy".

WankFellow: for O&A site???

Tenbatsuzen: Yeah. If needed, for the future.

WankFellow: ummm...there is no future on the
site, as i understand it, Tenbat

Tenbatsuzen: Ah, Gooch, my friend. You need
to adopt the power of positive thinking!

WankFellow: how so???

Tenbatsuzen: Well, I'll put it to you this way.

Tenbatsuzen: People are looking so much to
the rear that they don't see the oncoming
overpass. To revert to an old bit.

WankFellow: you made a deal with Froy

Tenbatsuzen: My deal with Froy was to keep
shit off the board.

WankFellow: your deal with Froy is to keep yourself off the board

Tenbatsuzen: Um... where did you hear THAT?

WankFellow: from FROY

Tenbatsuzen: My deal with Froy was to not
start trouble on the board.

WankFellow: that was deal you made the first time
shit started my friend

Tenbatsuzen: As I remember...

Tenbatsuzen: this recent blow-up happened
because I did keep shit off the board, by
hypocrites accused me of "working behind the
scenes."

WankFellow: i remember you making the mistake of
crossing Up & IP...the other shit is irrelevent

Tenbatsuzen: The same hypocrites who believe
it's fun to make fun of cancer and the
Holocaust, but get offended when I wish
someone gets paralyzed.

WankFellow: you were given a 2nd chance and it
was blown

Tenbatsuzen: The same hypocrites who can
dish it out but not take it.

Tenbatsuzen: The sig pic I wanted was for
future use.

Tenbatsuzen: I've already made my statement
that I won't be on the board if Up and IP are
mods.

Tenbatsuzen: And yeah, you can say whatever.

Tenbatsuzen: But you're right.

WankFellow: since it is not my poilcy to make sig
pics...for anyone...i have to say no.

Tenbatsuzen: I did promise froy to keep shit off
the board.

Tenbatsuzen: And as you can see, I remained
good to that promise, even though it's well
within my power to log back onto the board.

Tenbatsuzen: I like Froy. He's a cool cat.

Tenbatsuzen: But you should also remember
something...

Tenbatsuzen: the main reason I'm banned is by
people who whine, yet call me a whiner.

WankFellow: that's nice and all. i hold you to your promise.

WankFellow: and remember, it is also within our
power to delete you again, if you do show up...which would go against your deal with Froy

Tenbatsuzen: My deal with Froy, as I said
again, was to keep shit off the board. Which I
really tried to do.

Tenbatsuzen: I don't want to hear any of this
"crossing IP and Up" shit.

WankFellow: what about the deal you made which
Froy deleted two threads

Tenbatsuzen: Uh, mainly because one thread
contained wildly false and misleading
information.

WankFellow: that you would never return to the
board again

Tenbatsuzen: Uhhhhh... OK.

WankFellow: and why do you mark Up as a
problem, and then turnaround and try to help him with AIM

WankFellow: i don't get you

Tenbatsuzen: As well you shouldn't.

Tenbatsuzen: You should read more

Machiavelli. Fascinating shit.

WankFellow: if you want to make it murky, like you are somehow mysterious and wonderful...save it for the therapist's couch

Tenbatsuzen: I never said I was wonderful.

Tenbatsuzen: Mysterious... that's up for
debate.

WankFellow: you are no Machiavelli. that book was a satire on ruling...not a fucking guidebook, you dolt

Tenbatsuzen: And the board is a satire of life.
Perfect fit, methinks.

WankFellow: not exaclty a perfect fit, since you
were thrown off it

Tenbatsuzen: BTW, quit cutting and pasting my
text.

WankFellow: heh heh...copyright infringement,
ehhh???

Tenbatsuzen: No, you can just give Up the
scoop in so many words or less.

WankFellow: why should i give him anything

Tenbatsuzen: Well, you obviously ARE C&Ping
- the font change gave you away - to who, I
don't care. I just SAID up because he's
online.

WankFellow: that's b/c i grabbed macheivelli,
einstein

WankFellow: it's your font

WankFellow:
MachiavelliMachiavelliMachiavelliMachiavelliM
achiavelliMachiavelliMachiavelliMachiavelli

Tenbatsuzen: Sorry. Since most people have
been keeping a log of my IM's...

Tenbatsuzen: I'll tell you why I'm so pissed, in
20 words or less.

WankFellow: ok

Tenbatsuzen: Well, not 20 words, but here
goes...

Tenbatsuzen: IP takes 3 or 4 shots at me. I
simply stand up for myself. I don't care if
she's a mod or not... she said something, to
which I responded to.

Tenbatsuzen: That's not "starting shit".

Tenbatsuzen: Up gets pissed because I have
gall to say something to his girlfriend instead
of kissing her ass.

Tenbatsuzen: Well, to be honest, I don't work
that way.

Tenbatsuzen: Then you take a vocal group of
people, with limited ideals and limited
intelligence, and you give them a charismatic
ring leader...

Tenbatsuzen: And that's how shit starts.

WankFellow: ain't so simple

WankFellow: and that's how shit ended, actually

WankFellow: who's the ringleader...Up?

Tenbatsuzen: Could be. Him or Howie. But I
think people would rather follow the asshole
than follow the junkie.

WankFellow: junkie???

WankFellow: who?

Tenbatsuzen: Anyway, it's not my concern.

Tenbatsuzen: I know what happened.

Tenbatsuzen: That's what counts.

Tenbatsuzen: People want to bash me on the
board, fine.

Tenbatsuzen: But I know who I like and who I
don't.

Tenbatsuzen: and in my tenure, some of my
biggest bashers eventually sided with me, in
private.

WankFellow: well, you've alienated every mod
against you, and Froy told us you are gone from the board permently

Tenbatsuzen: Reverting to Opie.. do you really
think I care about the mod's lives? I mean,
the junkie has proven his intelligence time and
time again, Puppetboy is... well, moronic... and
you know my feelings on IP and Up.

WankFellow: who the hell is junkie????

WankFellow: CBH???

Tenbatsuzen: *shrug*

WankFellow: come on, out with it

Tenbatsuzen: It's amazing things you can hear
sometimes. Let's just leave it at that.

WankFellow: you got to be kidding me

WankFellow: Mot is puppetboy, i'm guessing

Tenbatsuzen: His first mistake was bitching at
the name. Opened a WHOLE world of hurt
for him.

Tenbatsuzen: It doesn't matter. I survived with
and without the board, so it's not a big deal.
Tenbatsuzen: But I really have to wonder what
happens when the tables are turned.

WankFellow: how so?

WankFellow: is that a threat?

Tenbatsuzen: Who's to say. And no, that's not
a threat.

WankFellow: you last two lines are complete contradictions

Tenbatsuzen: I said I WONDERED how they'd
react when the tables are turned.

Tenbatsuzen: I also wonder what it's like to
bang Britney Spears.

WankFellow: they wouldn't be on the bottom of the table

WankFellow: sigh

Tenbatsuzen: The board is not in danger, relax.

Tenbatsuzen: I like froy, I respect him.

Tenbatsuzen: I have no problems with 98
percent of the board.

Tenbatsuzen: I have problems with *people*.

Tenbatsuzen: And those issues may or may
not be resolved. Who knows. Who's to say.

WankFellow: i think this people problems go outside this board...if i may venture a guess

Tenbatsuzen: actually, not really. IRL, I'm a
pretty well adjusted guy with a good paying
job, a decent family life, and good friends.

Tenbatsuzen: Only thing that's missing is a GF,
but that's probably because of the weight,
which I'm working on to correct.

Wankfellow: Saving your cash, eh?

Tenbatsuzen: I'm in a very calm state right now.

Tenbatsuzen: I really harbor no ill will.

Tenbatsuzen: But if the wave of bashing starts
up again for no reason, then there will be
problems. But not on the board.

WankFellow: hacking a site is illegal

WankFellow: so it leaves you without much options

Tenbatsuzen: OK. It wouldn't be on the board.

Tenbatsuzen: It wouldn't be on the show.

Tenbatsuzen: So how does hacking figure into
this?

Tenbatsuzen: You want to know what I'm
doing?

WankFellow: what are doing, writing a novel???

Tenbatsuzen: Reference the climax of Animal
House.

WankFellow: refresh my memory

Tenbatsuzen: Forget it. My dinner is here,
TTYL.

Tenbatsuzen signed off at 9:25:13 PM.

WankFellow: what an anticlimax


Previous message was not received by
Tenbatsuzen because of the waste of life name Tenbatsuzen is not available.








Here's a tip that will save you alot of grief and time...

Don't believe in and depend on anyone but yourself.
Froy
King Shit
*board owner*

posted on 12-29-2001 @ 3:35 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Feb. 01
Nice, I'm a cool cat.


I believe in the Faith... that can save me.
I believe in the hope and I pray...
That someday it may raise me... above these badlands
SLASH
Pompous, Arrogant, Enigmatic, Bitter, Quirky, Misanthrope with a Weird Sense of Humor and an Iron Clad Memory while flooding the board with my Stream of Consciousness UFC
STRIKE 3
(I'm a dick and I like to ruin people's plans)
posted on 12-29-2001 @ 3:49 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 00
I, well Mot, would be Puppetboy.

Mot's status was "I pull my own fucking strings" at the time he was calling Mot "Puppetboy."

I wil pull out the one and only email from him later. I never replied.



AIM: SmarterChild

Write To Me Here

I think it all started with the Declaration of Independence -- the idea that we had the inalienable rights of life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. That pursuit is what took America from the revolution to the computer age in 200 years. But the progress has come at a price. The obvious being the people that were exploited to make it possible; the not so obvious being us, the first group of people that were given no obvious frontiers to conquer. We hear stories that about the good old days that don't seem to apply anymore. It's a generation gap that leaves us without role models. But the bright side is that without role models, there are no roles. Maybe that's what the 60s were all about -- getting rid of the roles. But what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, the choices become overwhelming. Sometimes it just makes everything feel hopeless. So we destroy our bodies in the search of an ideal. Try to salvage relationships that don't work. We feel we must do something, instead of doing something that we feel. It is the prison of self-imposed momentum, and the sad part is that we get used to it. It reminds me of a song I heard the other day. It's called "The Going Nowhere Fast." But the people I have met here have shown me another side of Nowhere. They've pointed out the beautiful irony that stagnation makes it easy to stop and smell the roses, if we just let it. What would we be if we had nothing to rebel against? Well we could finally be ourselves, the first group of people who stopped looking for the answers long enough to appreciate the questions. And all we have to do is to make our own Declaration of Independence. We can embrace the right to life and liberty by simply realizing that happiness exists -- not to pursue, but to accept. After that the only challenge would be to make sure with the rest of our lives that we weren't just another fad. I don't know, it's an idea. What do you think?



GonzoStyle
posted on 12-29-2001 @ 3:50 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
quote:

follow the junkie.



Fuck that, who's the junkie, lol and I agree Motley Crue was just a punk ass puppet.

quote:

Tenbatsuzen: Reference the climax of Animal
House.



Tenbats is gonna do an imitation of my "friend"?




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They Will Betray You In MY Name.

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