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| Posted By | Discussion Topic: OK stoners help me pass a drug test | ||||
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| cum belching road whore | posted on 08-25-2001 @ 11:29 AM |    | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Aug. 01  | Attention all stoners, I'm going back into the Marines and need help passing a drug test. I quit smoking Pot on 8/9/01 any suggestions on speeding up the process of removing THC from the system, and how long does pot usually stay in your system ( real heavy smoker everyday for past 5 years) This message was edited by cum belching road whore on 8-25-01 @ 11:44 AM | ||||
| DR. Buster Hymen | posted on 08-25-2001 @ 11:34 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Oct. 00 | quote: It depends on what method of testing they are using. Urine tests can detect THC for up to 3 weeks after use. Serum tests could detect even lower levels. BTW, it's not a good idea to insult the members of this board on your first post, if you want to have any sort of longevity here. DR. Buster Hymen DR. Buster Hymen "Spread Your Legs & Say Aahhh" Buster_Hymen@opieanthony.com | ||||
| Jon Benet Norton G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. GTA3 Criminal Activity Specialist | posted on 08-25-2001 @ 11:37 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Dec. 00 | quote: Nice way to welcome yourself to this board. I think you should rethink your course of action. quote: Unfortunately I'm not to up on this being that haven't done it in a long time, but from what I remember Golde Seals work pretty well. I'm sure their are a bunch of other ways to get rid of it too.  Click here to check out my band "The saddest thing in life is wasted talent" -Machiavelli- I have 2 open slots for adoption, click on sig for email | ||||
The sky is blue | posted on 08-25-2001 @ 11:40 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Oct. 00 | You know whats ironic? A "Pass a drug test" forum would of done better than a FanArt forum. Thats irony.  I'm still saved.... I am starting my very own group to combat the evil of this board. IM me at fezoanda if you are interested. The only requirement is that you be me. | ||||
| cum belching road whore | posted on 08-25-2001 @ 11:46 AM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Aug. 01 | thanks Doc, and message has been edited | ||||
| mrbungle | posted on 08-25-2001 @ 11:50 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Mar. 01 | A- next time, refer to us as CUNT licks , I think you'd find a lot more takers there... B- go to the nearest head shop, if you can't find Golden Seal, there are a lot of various masquing agents out there...ask the guy at the register, he's probably heard what works and what doesn't... It's the right thing to do... BTW- Marines??? What the fuck were you thinking??? lol  It's not funny, my ass is on fire.... Thanks to the lovely Jolene for my sig pic... Official gentile member of the HLJC... | ||||
| DR. Buster Hymen | posted on 08-25-2001 @ 12:01 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Oct. 00 | Mr. Bungle When was the last time you have seen a true Headshop??? I was even at the Orange County Fair this year (which was almost entirely head shops in the past). They didn't even sell any tobacco products or accessories. It's a thing of the past.BTW, what's in this Golden Seal? Doc Buster DR. Buster Hymen "Spread Your Legs & Say Aahhh" Buster_Hymen@opieanthony.com This message was edited by DR. Buster Hymen on 8-25-01 @ 12:09 PM | ||||
| danked Dankarella! | posted on 08-25-2001 @ 12:02 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 00 | quote: quote: maybe she's there to entertain the troops  | ||||
This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm I Mod VG's ass! | posted on 08-25-2001 @ 1:46 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | quote:True... how true...  Professional Slacker I should get paid for this crap... | ||||
| Sluggo667 SLASH's New Buddy, but shhh... I am not allowed to tell anyone. | posted on 08-25-2001 @ 3:06 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Apr. 01 | Get yourself a copy of HIGH TIMES magazine... Sluggo667...Neighbor of the beast... UH...I forgot what I wanted to say... AIM-Slugggo667 | ||||
| MashedPotatohead NIGGA PLEASE! All the bitches in here are crazy! | posted on 08-25-2001 @ 4:33 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | How about a complete blood transfusion? Hey, it worked for Keith Richards, didn't it? | ||||
| i'm a walking joint I wish I was still FNMoron's wet dream... but he left me for a BONG! | posted on 08-25-2001 @ 9:14 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jan. 01 | the 2 times i had to take a drug test i quit a week before hand and drank 2 gallons of Puriblend tea a few hours before the test. the stuff tasted like shit, but my piss was sure clean. | ||||
| meatballnip | posted on 08-25-2001 @ 11:37 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Nov. 00 | Before I went into the service, a recruiter told me this trick. It is nasty but it works very well. Take 2 packs of UN-sweetened cool-aid. Mix each one with two cups of water. Drink up! It worked for me. Stoner/Swiller...what? Hey, pass me a brew. | ||||
| I Rooned It | posted on 08-25-2001 @ 11:56 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jun. 01 | Take it from a guy who weeded up a week before a piss test for probation, the best bet is water. Drink lots of it, like 2 gallons a day. I think the Golden seal thing is myth, sort of like the one I heard about taking 6 shots of vinegar and 6 shots of Orange juice. One thing that might also work is vitamin B pills, but your best bet is to drink a shitload of H2O. Oh and pot usually stays in your system for a month, unless you smoked yourself retarded for a long time. Why Roon a Good Time?
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| adolescentmasturbator | posted on 08-26-2001 @ 5:02 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | Here are some tips if it's a urine test. First off don't let it be the first piss of the day. That is usually the dirtiest. Also when you start pissing do it in the toilet first then go to the cup then piss in the toilet for the end. The beginning and parts of your piss are usually the dirtiest. Resident Board Socialist Email me here IM me at stickysituation2 or pinkorag Webmaster of the Undergound Unofficial I Hate WhackBagKid Message Board I currently have brought no one into the International | ||||
| DR. Buster Hymen | posted on 08-26-2001 @ 6:47 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Oct. 00 | quote: Hey AM, where'd you find this myth??? However, you are right about the AM piss. This is the most concentrated (ie full of chemicals). But all of your suggestions may be in vain. I'm not sure, but the military may have switched to a serum (ie blood) test, which is MUCH more reliable. None of these tricks will fool that! DOC Buster DR. Buster Hymen "Spread Your Legs & Say Aahhh" Buster_Hymen@opieanthony.com | ||||
| Kid Afrika | posted on 08-26-2001 @ 6:55 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70 | Best way to pass a drug test, don't do drugs. Foregoing that avenue, you have to realize that a large percentage of samples are never even tested. Especially in private companies. I really don't think that there is a reliable way to thwart these tests, especially if they do a hair or cell test. Try to flush your system and hope for the best. BTW, anyone know someone, that wasn't a total idiot, that failed a drug test? I mean, showing up drunk to your parole officer will get you busted just about 100% of the time. ;)
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| Corpsegrinderjunk | posted on 08-26-2001 @ 10:50 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 00 | Hey man, the only way to 100% percent pass a drug test is to not doing any. I tried all the drinks and "sure fire" ways to pass drug tests and guess what....they didn't fucking work! I have lost way too many prosperous careers because of the weed man. That is why I have called it quits for good. and the THC usually stays in the system for 18- 30 days. I was a heavy smoker up until over a week ago and the withdrawl wasn't too bad. Just drink a lot of water the day of your test if you are still worried and it will help. Why fucking bother "Think before you write" - Froy E-Mail Me | ||||
| o&aswallow | posted on 08-26-2001 @ 11:29 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | Hey Jarhead, you should have listened to Nancy Regan. "Just Say No". Hope you fail. If you have to find ways to cheat the test, you deserve to loose what you want. If drugs are that important to you, Burger King is hiring.  o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early. Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed Now accepting foster children applications. Cash only, no checks. Email at onaswallow@opieanthony.com It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard. Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener. | ||||
| cum belching road whore | posted on 08-27-2001 @ 4:07 AM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Aug. 01 | Hey asswipe I've been clean for a month. I hope you get AIDS next time you have a threesome with your mother and father. This message was edited by cum belching road whore on 8-27-01 @ 4:14 AM | ||||
| Black Lazerus | posted on 08-27-2001 @ 9:09 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: May. 01 | The Armed Services only urine tests. drink water all the time before the test STOP smoking (basic is going to be tough enough with out weed withdrawl) water water water is you best bet. The Leader Of The Black Revolutionary Army Have 2 spots for Revolutionaries E-mail me @ snakeyes_08873@yahoo.com | ||||
| DoughBoy | posted on 08-27-2001 @ 10:34 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | quote: Oh yeah fuckface? Go take a swim in a pool of Herpes! What do you do for a living, mr. Drug free?  | ||||
| spitfire421 | posted on 08-27-2001 @ 10:57 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00 | OAS...geez...where's all this hostility coming from? Since you've been clean for over a month, just take things that will make you piss a lot to make sure it's out of your system. Like everyone said, make sure you drink A LOT of water and cranberry juice, like a gallon of water a day. The more you piss, the quicker your system will be cleaned out..Good Luck :)  She's got a date at midnight, with Nosferatu Oh, baby, Lilly Munster ain't got nothing on you Now when I called her evil, She just laughed She put that spell on me, Boo Bitch Craft Accepting applications into the School of Altered Reality[Email]spitfire@opieanthony.com">E-Mail Me This message was edited by spitfire421 on 8-27-01 @ 11:04 AM | ||||
| Is Don on the phone? | posted on 08-27-2001 @ 9:53 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jan. 01 | quote: Boy, the stoners are a little peeved... quote: For the cum belching road whore's sake, hope it's not an investigator for the NCIS. Sorry to sound like a broken record, but by 'cheating' a drug test, you only set yourself up for failure. First of all, if you are lying to yourself about "they'll never get me, I'm too smart," why are you posting your problem on a public message board? Secondly, if the Corps meant that much to you, why did you smoke up anyway? Did you not want to go back, and then change your mind? Look at your own motivations before you go off on someone for calling you what you apparently are. The Corps will see you for what you truly are, and I think you know that. Get clean and stay clean, and then you won't have to worry. BTW, OAS, it's Leatherneck, not jarhead!  AIM:isdononthephone | ||||
| VooDude | posted on 08-28-2001 @ 12:55 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Aug. 01 | Well said, Don. I'm not sure road whore belongs back in the Corps.quote: This means road whore will have to lie to get back in. USMC - When it absolutely, positively, has to be destroyed overnight.
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