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Suburban Sperm Distributor
posted on 08-25-2001 @ 1:16 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
Has anyone ever sat back at a bar or club and notice the 2am pursuit of fat chicks by men...
Here those fat hogs think they are beautiful and they don't even factor in the time and the amount of consumption of alcohol(and that totally didn't make sense but whatever)



Beer,babes,bj's by babes why drinking beer rules!!!!!!!
Fez
The sky is blue		posted on 08-25-2001 @ 1:19 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Oct. 00
You enjoy the art of the Cacasmooch watch too?

I thought I was the only one.



I'm still saved....

I am starting my very own group to combat the evil of this board. IM me at fezoanda if you are interested. The only requirement is that you be me.
DR. Buster Hymen
posted on 08-25-2001 @ 2:25 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:
Here those fat hogs think they are beautiful

SSD, got turned down last night??? (LOL)
;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;)

Sorry, couldn't resist.

DOC Buster

DR. Buster Hymen
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Raven
Portugal		posted on 08-25-2001 @ 2:34 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
SSD --- welcome back -- NOW CALM THE FUCK DOWN !!! I have read 4 posts today alone by you about bitches/ ginnys/and fat chicks --- take your Zoloff and move away from your keyboard. Jeaz f'n Christ



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I have always been on the outside looking in and I have always prevailed. I will wage a war that will leave men broken and battered. Many perceive me as having no hope my victory will be an upset. But hope and perception have never ruled my life.
Quote the Raven, nevermore."
FeelMyFunBags
posted on 08-25-2001 @ 2:40 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Jeeze somebody has the case of the grumpys....




why do I say I'm fine when it's obvious I'm not?
why's it so hard to tell you what I want?
why can't you just read my mind?





2 tired 2 give N F
One of the Teen Tomatoe Boys is Retarted... Guess which one I am!!!		posted on 08-25-2001 @ 6:50 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
SSB has blue balls and he can't help it...that fat hoe wouldn't give him no play...





When I have fears that I may cease to be
Before my pen has gleaned my teaming brain,
Before high-piled books, in charactery,
Hold like rich garners the full ripened grain;
When I behold, upon the night's starred face,
Huge cloudy symbols of a high romance,
And think that I may never live to trace
Their shadows, with the magic hand of chance,
And when I feel, fair creature of a hour,
That I shall never look upon thee more,
Never have relish in the fairy power
Of unreflecting love--then on the shore
Of the wide world I stand alone, and think
Till love and fame to nothingness do sink.
--Keats
Tequila
Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal!
Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!!		posted on 08-26-2001 @ 1:46 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
SSD thats how I found your mom;)


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Suburban Sperm Distributor
posted on 10-20-2001 @ 1:28 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
Gee thanks guys! I can just sense the unity among board members.....
Actually that night I didn't get rejected, I just found it amusing thats all..
Hey I been known to approach and bang an occasional fat chick now and then..hey they Give great head what can i say.

GOD BLESS AMERICA
LAND THAT I LOVE
go FDNY, NYPD, EMS, etc.@ the WTC....kick ass take names and I am proud of you all..
OH. GO ARMY, GO NAVY, GO AIR FORCE, GO MARINES, AND GO COAST GUARD.
FoundryMusicJJ
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Soldier of Fortune Spec Ops Division		posted on 10-20-2001 @ 1:49 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
Dude, whyd u bring this up? u couldnt have said that when u first posted this thread?


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Go to Foundry Chat, and talk to other O&A.com members





Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.		posted on 10-20-2001 @ 2:10 PM      
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Registered: Apr. 01
quote:
Dude, whyd u bring this up? u couldnt have said that when u first posted this thread?
JJ, you can expect him to reply to your questions sometime in mid-December, if he keeps up his current pace.



"Ants in my pants, it was bigger than an elephant... I swear it was this big!"
Faceman
...And now the battle between us and them has begun.

JYD-4-LIFE.

posted on 10-21-2001 @ 11:07 AM      
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Registered: May. 00
just a couple of comments.

ssd, shhhhhhhhhhh, you are giving me a migraine with the stupidity of your posts.
raven, get back to the kid;)
2 tired-you are allowed 4 lines of text in your sig not the 13 that you have now. edit your profile, or i will do it for you. thanx



I feel so alive for the very first time,
I can’t deny you I feel so alive
I feel so alive for the very first time
And I think I can fly

Fez
The sky is blue		posted on 10-21-2001 @ 11:17 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:
raven, get back to the kid


Psst, Face: He was a fetus then


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Noellevious
Teh cute.
Look at that. You could bounce quarters off of it. Incredible.		posted on 10-21-2001 @ 11:46 AM      
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Registered: Sep. 01
quote:
Distributor of Sperm to Suburban Sluts of Sweaty Ball Sack, Long Island


So where, exactly, is Sweaty Ball Sack? And can it honestly be any worse then Staten Island?


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Heaven is missing angels - NYPD & FDNY...Thank you.

"The first Jewish guy I ever really loved was Christ.
And then came Lewis Black."



Thrillhouse
Alkey gave me my bonus points back.		posted on 10-21-2001 @ 12:20 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

And can it honestly be any worse then Staten Island?

nothing can

Graduate of AFDude's Academy
Faceman
...And now the battle between us and them has begun.

JYD-4-LIFE.

posted on 10-21-2001 @ 12:24 PM      
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Registered: May. 00
psssssst fez, i know but that joke never gets old:)



I feel so alive for the very first time,
I can’t deny you I feel so alive
I feel so alive for the very first time
And I think I can fly

Fez
The sky is blue		posted on 10-21-2001 @ 12:33 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:
but that joke never gets old :)


Like your modship? :)

(P.S. Spare me the "Why don't you move this thread" joke ;) )


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Faceman
...And now the battle between us and them has begun.

JYD-4-LIFE.

posted on 10-21-2001 @ 12:37 PM      
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Registered: May. 00
quote:
Like your modship?


nah, more like your variations on the "i love the froy" theme. whats next? the "i love froy's salad bar"?



I feel so alive for the very first time,
I can’t deny you I feel so alive
I feel so alive for the very first time
And I think I can fly

Fez
The sky is blue		posted on 10-21-2001 @ 12:57 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Nah. I'm moving on from Froy


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F the S out of her A
posted on 10-21-2001 @ 1:00 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jun. 01
Inane as it is, hoggin' at closing time is a very special science.

I call these hippotamical land masses "CLOSING-TIME WOMEN," and yes, they do think they're pretty.

They stay up all night, watching Meg Ryan movies and eating three or four pints of Hagen Daas, and then show up at the bars around 1:15 in the morning, fully made up and hair done well.

They usually target sausage conventions where everyone is bumping helmets, piss drunk and on the verge of an all-out riot because there's nothing to bang. Suddenly, in comes this bovine with condoms in her purse and a PUSSAH deep beneath her rolls of fat. The options are limited for the inebriated masses present, so give the guys a break and look away... remember, you're only cool atop two things until your friends catch you on them- mopeds and fat chicks.

And, if you have to stay to watch this nightly tragedy unfold, realize the challenges these guys overcome: they don't buy the closing-time women their cosmopolitans, they don't offer a late-night diner stop and they certainly don't want to do anything that involves going father than the front seat of the nearest car.

It's a lot of obstacles, considering these beasts want to be held the morning after... getting them to swallow your banana juice in the parkign lot and getting away cleanly (when they can clearly overpower you) is an art in and of itself.

You said yourself that you have gone hoggin', so you know what time it is. Let the monsters of closing time have their fun.

And I have been one of those guys on the perimeter like you were, drunk and horny but not willing to compete for the favors of a steed so great that you could get lost inside.

Which brings up another thought: Does Mendi fall into that category- or does she make that rare cross-over to daytime fat chick who [sometimes] gets laid?

And, if you're listening, Mendi: I am sorry for all the "steed" and "bovine" remarks and I promise I'll hold your hair for you when the time comes...


Corn- the tracer-bullets of the digestive system



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