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Froy
King Shit
*board owner*

posted on 08-25-2001 @ 2:54 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Feb. 01
The sigs are getting way out of hand. It's stretching everything way too much, and I'm tired of seeing people enter entire book chapters in them. I don't want to have to post in every thread telling people to shrink their images or edit their text out.

*Signature pictures should be no larger than 500 pixels and 30 kb.

*If you do not have a signature picture, and are instead using a text sig, it must be limited to 6 total lines. Those six lines include any marquees, email addresses, adoptees, etc.

*If you have a signature picture, your text underneath must be limited to 4 total lines.

*You can not have more than one signature image. So pick one. If you have any little symbols or affiliations, merge them, or get rid of them.


You will get one warning for sig guidelines. After that, you're up to moderator discretion.

Do Not Defile!


Is my train in vain, has my soul gone to waste
Am I just a victim of, a victim of my lost faith
Fez
The sky is blue
posted on 08-25-2001 @ 3:29 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Oct. 00
Thanks froy! (Actually this is just a reason to see if my sig fits with these rules)



I'm still saved....

I am starting my very own group to combat the evil of this board. IM me at fezoanda if you are interested. The only requirement is that you be me.
2 tired 2 give N F
One of the Teen Tomatoe Boys is Retarted... Guess which one I am!!!
posted on 08-25-2001 @ 6:56 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
TOP...hope mine complies...I shrank the font and that should be short enough...

If not let me know...




When I have fears that I may cease to be
Before my pen has gleaned my teaming brain,
Before high-piled books, in charactery,
Hold like rich garners the full ripened grain;
When I behold, upon the night's starred face,
Huge cloudy symbols of a high romance,
And think that I may never live to trace
Their shadows, with the magic hand of chance,
And when I feel, fair creature of a hour,
That I shall never look upon thee more,
Never have relish in the fairy power
Of unreflecting love--then on the shore
Of the wide world I stand alone, and think
Till love and fame to nothingness do sink.
--Keats


This message was edited by 2 tired 2 give N F on 8-25-01 @ 6:57 PM
WoundedAngel
Absolutely spectacular, and 1337 as hell.
posted on 08-25-2001 @ 7:39 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
I hope that mine applies to the rules, if not I will happily decrease mine in size.

Corpsegrinderjunk
posted on 08-25-2001 @ 8:36 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 00
quote:

When I have fears that I may cease to be
Before my pen has gleaned my teaming brain,
Before high-piled books, in charactery,
Hold like rich garners the full ripened grain;
When I behold, upon the night's starred face,
Huge cloudy symbols of a high romance,
And think that I may never live to trace
Their shadows, with the magic hand of chance,
And when I feel, fair creature of a hour,
That I shall never look upon thee more,
Never have relish in the fairy power
Of unreflecting love--then on the shore
Of the wide world I stand alone, and think
Till love and fame to nothingness do sink.
--Keats



What part of 4 lines did you not understand?? No it is not short enough...get rid of some of the lines, or change it. Just because you shrink the font, doesn't mean it's nicey nice now..


Why fucking bother

"Think before you write" - Froy


E-Mail Me


Crimestarter
posted on 08-25-2001 @ 8:54 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Aug. 01
So my sig is OK? Thank god I really don't want to ruffle feathers around these parts. I made sure it was under 250 pixels.

Froy
King Shit
*board owner*

posted on 08-25-2001 @ 9:52 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Feb. 01
Everyone in here is fine except for 2 Tired.

If you are like Mr. Tired here and cannot count to four, I suggest you go rent some old tapes of Sesame Street and work on things.


Is my train in vain, has my soul gone to waste
Am I just a victim of, a victim of my lost faith
Faceman
...And now the battle between us and them has begun.

JYD-4-LIFE.

posted on 08-25-2001 @ 9:59 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: May. 00
quote:

If you are like Mr. Tired here and cannot count to four, I suggest you go rent some old tapes of Sesame Street and work on things.



and this comment from the guy who doesnt want this thread defiled;);) very nice froy:)








Now with a new and improved AIM name. IM Faceman713 for all your oa.com needs:)
BaLLooN NoT
posted on 08-26-2001 @ 5:29 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
top so all can see ths




E-Mail = E-Mail Me AIM = OABaLLooNNoT

METS will go ALL THE WAY THIS YEAR !!!!!!!!!!! (ok maybe not this year but i aint chainging this) Yankees & the Braves SUCK !!!!!!!!

Resident Strip Club Pimp
Sean Cold 3:16
posted on 08-26-2001 @ 6:41 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
quote:

top so all can see ths


Yes yes, to the top so we can all see that you are a fuckin imbecile and an all around ass kissing fuck face who seems to have a hard time spelling the word this.

And Thats The Bottom Line.....


E-Mail Me


Now I don't ask anybody to share my beliefs,or be involved in my beefs
I am a man, I can stand on my feet
So if you don't want to be in them all I ask is that you don't open your mouth
with an opinion and i won't put you in them




darthziggy
Isles fan for life
posted on 08-26-2001 @ 3:04 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 00
top, and checking mine. is it 500 total pixels or 500 is the limit for either width or length? cuz if it's total mine's 525 and i'll change it.


darthziggy@opieanthony.com
I'm off to Franklin Pierce College in September. Go Ravens!
LET'S GO ISLANDERS

This message was edited by darthziggy on 8-26-01 @ 3:08 PM
MaynardGKrebs
posted on 08-26-2001 @ 11:04 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

*Signature pictures should be no larger than 500 pixels and 30 kb.


Yours is 575 pixels.


well she could be a saviour with everything she does
or some kind of punishment for people just like us
i don't really believe she understands what's happening to me
the sooner that she gets it the better it will be
2 tired 2 give N F
One of the Teen Tomatoe Boys is Retarted... Guess which one I am!!!
posted on 08-26-2001 @ 11:23 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
Hope I comply now...




When I have fears that I may cease to be/ Before my pen has gleaned my teaming brain,/ Before high-piled books, in charactery,/ Hold like rich garners the full ripened grain;/ When I behold, upon the night's starred face,/ Huge cloudy symbols of a high romance,/ And think that I may never live to trace/ Their shadows, with the magic hand of chance,/ And when I feel, fair creature of a hour,/ That I shall never look upon thee more,/ Never have relish in the fairy power/ Of unreflecting love--then on the shore/ Of the wide world I stand alone, and think/ Till love and fame to nothingness do sink. --Keats
GO GEORGIA TECH YELLOW JACKETS!!!!
Froy
King Shit
*board owner*

posted on 08-26-2001 @ 11:34 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Feb. 01
2 Tired - you're fine.

Ziggy - you could use a little re-sizing.


Is my train in vain, has my soul gone to waste
Am I just a victim of, a victim of my lost faith
darthziggy
Isles fan for life
posted on 08-27-2001 @ 10:04 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 00
fuck, that should've worked. my bad people. thank you froy and maynard, i'm working on it


darthziggy@opieanthony.com
I'm off to Franklin Pierce College in September. Go Ravens!
LET'S GO ISLANDERS

This message was edited by darthziggy on 8-27-01 @ 10:05 AM
CriticsLoveSnatch
i know better than to ask for a status from you mean ol' mods
Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag
I shall call him mini-FTL
posted on 08-27-2001 @ 11:05 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
ok i fixed my sig now...all better?



My adopted Mini-critic is drusilla.
Anyone else wanting to be adopted IM me at Jemo123


"Why are the pretty ones always insane?" - Chief Wiggum
QuickStop
I won the last OA.com Sig contest & all I got was this cheesey status...
Who is driving? Oh my God! Bear is Driving! How can that be?!?
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Kickflip b/s Tailslide Strike Team
posted on 08-27-2001 @ 12:13 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 01
when you say one sig, you mean one at a time right?

and is this ok?



"I've got a weird thing for girls that say 'A-boot'" - Banky Edwards



This message was edited by QuickStop on 7-8-02 @ 6:46 PM
Froy
King Shit
*board owner*

posted on 07-07-2002 @ 12:57 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Feb. 01
TOP!

I'm getting tired of too many extra line breaks & text under people's sigs.


I believe in the Faith... that can save me.
I believe in the hope and I pray...
That someday it may raise me... above these badlands

Over The Limit
JVY2K
posted on 07-07-2002 @ 3:18 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jun. 02
Is this okay?

Is Don on the phone?
posted on 07-07-2002 @ 3:25 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
coughing from the dust on this one-a pre-war thread....



AIM:isdononthephone
rageparty
123...Not so bare anymore since I got a number underneath my name again
I also have an imaginary girlfriend.
posted on 07-07-2002 @ 3:54 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 01
I was just wondering... Is my scrolling Crack Committee list OK? I'm going to take out the smilies because they are taking a while to load on my shitty comp...


And I swear I don't have a gun...

2002 Crack Committee Objectives:

:)

1. 94 Wins and NL East Title by the Mets this year

:-D

2. Hate the Braves with a passion

:mad:

3. All 5 Starters have winning records this year

:-P

4. Mets win World Series!!!

:eek:

5. Start the 'rebuilding process' immediatley!

:confused:
Tequila
Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal!
Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!!
posted on 07-07-2002 @ 8:11 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

Is this okay?

Gotta love the X


LET’S GO YANKEES!!!!!
Two trailer park girls go round the outside; round the outside, round the outside Two trailer park girls go round the outside; round the outside, round the outside - Guess who's back, Back again Shady's back Tell a friend Guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back - I've created a monster, cause nobody wants to see Marshall no more They want Shady, I'm chopped liver (huh?) Well if you want Shady, this is what I'll give ya A little bit of weed mixed with some hard liquor Some vodka that'll jump start my heart quicker than a shock when I get shocked at the hospital by the doctor when I'm not co-operating When I'm rocking the table while he's operating (hey!!) You waited this long, now stop debating Cause I'm back, I'm on the rag and ovulating I know that you got a job Ms. Cheney but your husband's heart problem's complicating So the FCC won't let me be or let me be me, so let me see They try to shut me down on MTV But it feels so empty, without me So, come on and dip, bum on your lips Fuck that, cum on your lips, and some on your tits And get ready, cause this shit's about to get heavy I just settled all my lawsuits, FUCK YOU DEBBIE! - Now this looks like a job for me So everybody, just follow me Cause we need a little, controversy Cause it feels so empty, without me I said this looks like a job for me So everybody, just follow me Cause we need a little, controversy Cause it feels so empty, without me Little Hellions, kids feeling rebellious Embarrassed their parents still listen to Elvis They start feeling like prisoners helpless 'til someone comes along on a mission and yells BITCH!!! A visionary, vision of scary Could start a revolution, polluting the airwaves A rebel, so just let me revel and bask in the fact that I got everyone kissing my ass. And it's a disaster, such a catastrophe for you to see so damn much of my ass; you asked for me? Well I'm back, na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na Fix your bent antenna tune it in and then I'm gonna enter in, ending up under your skin like a splinter The center of attention, back for the winter I'm interesting, the best thing since wrestling Infesting in your kid's ears and nesting Testing, attention please Feel the tension, soon as someone mentions me Here's my ten cents, my two cents is free A nuisance, who sent? You sent for me? A-tisket a-tasket, I go tit for tat with anybody who's talking this shit that shit Chris Kirkpatrick, you can get your ass kicked worse than them little Limp Bizkit bastards And Moby? You can get stomped by Obie You thirty-six year old baldheaded fag, blow me You don't know me, you're too old, let go It's over, nobody listen to techno Now let's go, just game the signal I'll be there with a whole list full of new insults I been dope, suspenseful with a pencil ever since Prince turned himself into a symbol But sometimes the shit just seems everybody only wants to discuss me So this must mean I'm disgusting But it's just me, I'm just obscene No I'm not the first king of controversy I am the worst thing since Elvis Presley to do black music so selfishly and used it to get myself wealthy (Hey!!) There's a concept that works Twenty million other white rappers emerge But no matter how many fish in the sea It'll be so empty, without me Chem-hie-la-la-la, la-la-la-la-la La-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la

E-Mail Me
Bitch about my posts Click me!!!11

Noellevious
Teh cute.
Look at that. You could bounce quarters off of it. Incredible.
posted on 07-07-2002 @ 10:09 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 01
And still not Official.




AnonOAMember: Will you mother my children?
Noellevious: My womb must remain pure for the divine seed. Sorry.

FTL = OCTOPUS
JVY2K
posted on 07-07-2002 @ 10:18 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jun. 02
quote:

Gotta love the X



What?

Froy
King Shit
*board owner*

posted on 07-08-2002 @ 12:25 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Feb. 01
JVY2K - your sig is not displaying, you have to upload it somewhere and use the image's URL in your preferences

Scrolling is fine since it only takes up one display line.


I believe in the Faith... that can save me.
I believe in the hope and I pray...
That someday it may raise me... above these badlands

Over The Limit


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