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posted on 08-25-2001 @ 6:49 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 01
If it weren't sad, it would be funny. Poor guy.

WELLINGTON, New Zealand (Reuters) - A New Zealand man has died after slipping on ice and drowning in his cat's water bowl, local media said Thursday.

Peter John Robinson, who was 28, was found by his mother lying face down in the dish in the South Island town of Reefton last month, the New Zealand Herald reported.

Gill Robinson said she believed her son had gone to feed his cat, Piper, and hit his head after slipping on ice. The inch-and-a-half of water in the bowl was enough to cover his mouth and was taken into his lungs.

A coroner found that Robinson, who had had balance problems since being born without one ear, had drowned following a significant head injury, the Herald said.






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Fez
The sky is blue
posted on 08-25-2001 @ 6:51 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Oct. 00
This concludes this episode of the Upuauat diaries



I'm still saved....

I am starting my very own group to combat the evil of this board. IM me at fezoanda if you are interested. The only requirement is that you be me.

This message was edited by Fez on 8-25-01 @ 6:52 PM
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One of the Teen Tomatoe Boys is Retarted... Guess which one I am!!!
posted on 08-25-2001 @ 6:51 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
No way...that is the freakiest of freak accidents...





When I have fears that I may cease to be
Before my pen has gleaned my teaming brain,
Before high-piled books, in charactery,
Hold like rich garners the full ripened grain;
When I behold, upon the night's starred face,
Huge cloudy symbols of a high romance,
And think that I may never live to trace
Their shadows, with the magic hand of chance,
And when I feel, fair creature of a hour,
That I shall never look upon thee more,
Never have relish in the fairy power
Of unreflecting love--then on the shore
Of the wide world I stand alone, and think
Till love and fame to nothingness do sink.
--Keats
katya_ann
That's Miss Jesus Cooze to you!
posted on 08-25-2001 @ 7:21 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Apr. 01
My favorite part is that he only had one ear.






Walk it off, deek...

Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
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posted on 08-25-2001 @ 7:50 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 01
Would it be wrong to say that this is the funniest damn thing I've ever read in my life?

Filzy
Stand up straight
Stomach in
Shoulders back
SOUND OFF!!!
posted on 08-26-2001 @ 10:47 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 00
What did he do that was so bad in his previous life? Sucks to be him.



No, I don't care about your pathetic little god because there isn't one.

Now accepting two recruits for the revived Armored Division.








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