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IAmMighty
posted on 08-26-2001 @ 3:42 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 00
Sunday August 26, 2:40 pm Eastern Time

Herbal Viagra Web sites stretch the truth
By Jonathan Landreth

NEW YORK, Aug 26 (Reuters) - ``Be the biggest man your lover has ever had!'' urges the animated Web site for an herbal pill called LONGitude, created by a ``former Viagra pharmacist'' to increase penis size, or your money back, guaranteed.


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But companies selling herbal pills for enhanced sexual performance may soon be facing the wrath of U.S. regulators, as well as possible legal action from the legitimate maker of Viagra, the world's largest drugmaker, Pfizer Inc. (NYSE:PFE - news)

``We have arrested and charged people claiming a new product will change the structure or function of your body in a way that only approved drugs can,'' said Laura Bradbard of the Food and Drug Administration.

The Internet pitch artists are taking aim at the anti-impotence drug Viagra's nearly $2 billion annual sales, making dubious claims that their drug is safer than the pharmaceutical and even adds an extra dimension.

The Web site for LONGitude -- www.longitudedecapsules.com -- is registered to Scottsdale, Arizona-based company CP Nutritionals Direct, and tells visitors that 67 percent of women are unhappy with the their partner's penis size -- a problem for which they claim to have a remedy.

Wild claims are nothing new with herbal medicines. They are regulated less strictly than drugs in the United States and allowed to go to market without FDA approval as long as they carry a disclaimer on their label that reads: ``This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.''

But in recent years, the FDA has stepped up investigations of the mushrooming number of herbal medicines being marketed online and recommends on its Web site -- www.fda.gov -- that consumers avoid doing business with sites that offer no access to a registered pharmacist to answer questions.

BIG CLAIMS MADE ONLINE

With no pharmacist contact number on its site and no prescription required, LONGitude is nonetheless billed as ``clinically analyzed.'' It is offered with a 30-day money-back guarantee that two pills a day for three to four months will increase a user's size by 26 percent, according to the Web site.

Take LONGitude, it says, and get erections like a ``length of steel pipe.''

LONGitude has no side-effects, the site claims, adding, however, that the user's partner may ``gasp, almost in disbelief ... with a slight look of FEAR in her eyes.''

Made from a blend of ingredients including zinc, pumpkin seed and oat straw, LONGitude also includes the more exotic muira pauma, yohimbine, nettle leaf, and oyster meat, the Web site says.

Before the introduction of Viagra, the root extract yohimbine, which acts as a stimulant, was among the few FDA-approved medications for treating impotence.

Between March and July 1998, sixty-nine people in the U.S. died after having taken Viagra. Of these, cause of death was unmentioned or unknown for 21, two patients had strokes, and 46 suffered cardiac arrest. But yohimbine, though herbal, can be equally dangerous if taken in high enough doses, experts say.

``These companies are playing on the fear of cardiac arrest that scared Viagra patients for a time. But those fears have been disproved time and again and these companies are going to sell their herbal pills, take your money, then close up shop.'' said Dr. Andrew McCullough, director of Male Sexual Health & Fertility at New York University Department of Urology.

``This stuff is bogus. There is no scientific evidence that it works.'' McCullough said.

CP Nutritionals was not available by telephone for comment.

Another herbal anti-impotence pill, Biogen 14, from Cincinnati-based Lifekey, also offers a 100 percent money-back guarantee if for $49.95, it fails to ``enhance your sex drive, give you stronger erections and increase your semen output by 581 percent,'' a company saleswoman who declined to be named said in a telephone interview.

The company is currently offering two bottles for free for each customer who buys three.

PFIZER ON THE OFFENSIVE

Pfizer said it will vigorously defend the use of its trademarked brand on the LONGitude Web site and look into CP Nutritional's claim that LONGitude was created by a pharmacist who had worked on Viagra. Customers, in the meantime should think twice before buying herbal alternatives, said Pfizer spokesman Geoffrey Cook.

``It's a situation of 'buyer beware,' and the best route has always been to see your physician,'' Cook said, adding that Viagra costs about $9 for an effect that lasts about four to six hours.

``Folks who are going to look for pharmaceutical products on the Internet need to make sure that the pharmacy they're going to is a licensed pharmacy in their state,'' Cook said.

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posted on 08-26-2001 @ 3:46 PM      
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so many words. head hurts. :goes back to looking at pretty pictures and shiny objects:

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posted on 08-26-2001 @ 5:08 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
Oh, they were talking about PENIS size???

Damn, and here I was thinking the company was smart enough not to say "penis". Has anyone paid close attention to that commercial and noticed they talk about "the size of their male partners", "guaranteed male growth" and "you can be three inches larger" but they NEVER say WHERE! I thought they were very cleverly tricking people who assume things. That's how I'm gonna make my millions... put fat in capsules and prey on idiots who feel they need larger whatever they THINK I'm talking about.





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posted on 08-27-2001 @ 9:10 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
and you thought this was a legit product,that was going to make your little wee wee bigger. whats the matter can't get your money back?




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InYerEar
posted on 08-27-2001 @ 9:19 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Nov. 00
i wish i knew how to produce and market these idiot pills of various names advertised on O&A. somebody's got to be buying this bullshit, and i think its wrong that i'm not making money off of them.
NJ Panther
posted on 08-27-2001 @ 9:23 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 01
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It is offered with a 30-day money-back guarantee that two pills a day for three to four months will increase a user's size by 26 percent



Gee, wonder where the catch is.....



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