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| Posted By | Discussion Topic: **An Oldie*** Worst Pranks You Ever Pulled Part 2: (Gonzo's Infamous Kitty Litter Prank) | ||||
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| GonzoStyle | posted on 08-31-2001 @ 5:40 PM |    | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70  | quote: I love people like you who have nothing to add but need to point shit out. Hey jackass read my fuckin first post. quote: I never claimed it was mine or i invented it, i didn't get the second prank from anyone but i am quite sure someone else did it. Fuckin jerkoff's i love people like you who have nothing to say or anything interesting to tell. Yet you just wait for something you can fuckin comment on. 80% of what is on this board is not original but we aren't jackasses who are gonna go around pointing shit out. Half the jokes i see here i have gotten in mass e-mails or read years ago. You just leave it alone and laugh at it, unless someone says they came up with it. Another masterful prank is to take a container, a chicken quarter and milk. Fill the container 3/4 of the way and place the chicken quarter in it. Plcae it somewhere inconspicious. In about a week the milk will mix with the decomposing chicken creating a gassy build up which will create pressure to force the lid off and then unleash the most vile smell. The smell will spread in a room in less than 10 seconds and will not go away for days.  I wanna slit your throat and fuck the wound I wanna push my face in and feel the swoon My wormwood meets your pesticide You'll never get out, coz you were never alive I am infinite, I am the infant finite Come a little closer and I'll show you why She-Mail Me Here | ||||
| WNEWs GIRL i don't have a mule but i have a cock Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion CUNT ROCKETTE The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it. | posted on 08-31-2001 @ 5:45 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 00 | thats why i love my uncle gonzo well im an angel so i usually dont play pranks the one i have to say isnt that great but what the hell... my friend becca is a very huge backstreet boys fan i went to manicmail.net and wrote her an e-mail from nick carter[[who she loves]]saying that hes heard how much of a fan she is and all this other shit that i made up the next day she ran up to me and showed me the e-mail she was estatic i could hardly contain my laughter---i congradulated her i had to run away and laugh my ass off WHATEVER BEN -----------------------------------------------  "The best lessons in life are also the most painful" I love Danilo! Longest "Regular" Standing Member | ||||
| ThusThen King Kong Ain't Got Shit On Me. | posted on 08-31-2001 @ 5:49 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 00 | I once spoke out of turn in class and i switched i gave my friend an apple without washing it. | ||||
| slackjaw The Cunt-Twat is my WORLD! The Great Pumpkin | posted on 08-31-2001 @ 11:52 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | Ok, this isn't a disgusting or painful joke, but it was certainly cruel. When the whole Desert Storm thing broke out, I was fresh out of intelligence school for the Army. My best friend's dad was a retired Special Forces member, highly decorated and extremely skilled. Well, it is a little known fact that once you are "in" the millitary, despite any discharges you may have had, you may be recalled to duty at any time. Well, me and my friend get this brilliant idea. :) I commandeer official letterhead from his HQ (Ft. Meade) and type up one of the most well written "classified" orders documents the world has ever known. Well, things get ugly around my friend's household. His pop starts packing up his gear, his mom is screaming that "they can't do that.... your knees can't handle it" and the little brother is nothing but tears. Pops gets on the horn, calls down to Meade. HQ tells him that they don't know what is going on, but since his orders were "eyes only" that was to be expected, so he would have to speak to the base CO. Of course, he and the general were old friends so the gag was up in several hours, but for a short time we turned the world upside down. On a side note, three weeks later he was recalled to active duty for real. :)  School's out, shouldn't you have a job? The Slackjaw School of Satire and Sodomy has completed the removal of all carcinogens..... now they are Tequila's mess! We are officially back in business, first new adoptee gets a lifetime pass to the new fun park facilities! Yes, yes, Spermie World is up and running! Two Slots open. | ||||
| ass-fucker | posted on 09-01-2001 @ 2:32 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jan. 01 | first things first: gonzo you fucking rule man, i would read one line, laugh for a couple of minutes, then read the next line and start laughing again. shit that was funny. this prank was done by my father many many years ago. we used to rent a room to an old lady, her growned-up kids lived far away and she would rarely hear fom them. so my father got a fake piece of shit (made of out of plastic), he put it in a little box with stamps and our addres written on it, to make seem like this old lady's daughter had send her a package. it was quie horrible that my father made her walk all the way up the stairs to give her the package. she seem so excited and happy. finally she opened the box and all that was in it was the fake shit. she just thew it at my father and seemed pissed, she knew it was him cause he done the same thing to her another time before, but instead of fake shit it was his toenail clipings.  | ||||
| GonzoStyle | posted on 09-02-2001 @ 1:20 AM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70 | quote: now that is funny, lmmfao and cold. I wanna slit your throat and fuck the wound I wanna push my face in and feel the swoon My wormwood meets your pesticide You'll never get out, coz you were never alive I am infinite, I am the infant finite Come a little closer and I'll show you why She-Mail Me Here | ||||
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