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Sephiroth
posted on 09-03-2001 @ 12:09 PM      
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First off, let me say that i hate* Ravers. I think they are boring, stupid, juvenile, and should be dragged into a field and shot for trying to dress like a alien and dance to ambient music for 14 hours straight until their Exctasy induced euphoria, as well as their legs, crumble down in a flaming pile of mangles wreckage. That being said, on with the show.

In this first picture, Test Subject #1 shows us that the human genome project was a FAILURE.

Here, a young man seems to be tripping on something. I can only pray he swallows his own tounge.

If you can figure out which one here is really a female, I'll give you $5

Hopefully, the look on this kids face is caused by the fear of staring down the barrel of a shotgun.

I tried to think of something witty for this picture, but i am just stuplified beyond capacity.

Here, a teenager shows us the dangers of giving 547 consecutive blowjobs for the cash to buy your "E".

The look on this guys face must be caused by the 15" dildo up his ass.

Hopefully, the tube around this guys neck is pumping in Zyklon-B, maybe take out half the crowd with him.

Here's what the ravers think of YOU. Dont worry, the fact that we are laughing at them from half a world away pretty much solidifies our victory.

And finally, the man on the left is asking the same question we all are asking ourselves...."Is this some kind of joke or what?"

To experience the horror for yourself, go to SlinkyKids.com.

Glowsticks not included.



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This message was edited by Sephiroth on 9-3-01 @ 9:32 PM
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posted on 09-03-2001 @ 12:17 PM      
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Damn it Seph! How many times have I told you to stop posting pics of me and my friends? ;)


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posted on 09-03-2001 @ 12:19 PM      
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God damn you are an angry little chink.

why don't you go yell at godzilla knocking down buildings or something...you know, let off some fucking steam :)



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posted on 09-03-2001 @ 12:20 PM      
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I can't really explain why but looking at these people in these pictures I just want to punch them really hard in the face.



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posted on 09-03-2001 @ 12:50 PM      
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Seph nice captions.

How do you know what face is made when you have a 15" dildo in your ass?

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posted on 09-03-2001 @ 12:54 PM      
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i have to agree. whats wrong with kids today? with their long hair and their rock-n-roll music.

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posted on 09-03-2001 @ 1:00 PM      
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And they busted our balls in H.S. for long hair and biker jackets...........go figure.

Seph thats sum funny as shit.



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MamA CaZ
posted on 09-03-2001 @ 1:09 PM      
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this site is european... they are a little bit more *techno* over there...

have you seen the ravers in the US... ugh they are evn worse..

just to let you know, i used to be BIG into the whole rave scene years ago... it wasn't as bad as these pictures make it look...
but then again, its a horrible scene now.


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posted on 09-03-2001 @ 1:13 PM      
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that was funny as hell. im into some of the music, but definitely not the whole rave scene.

PatCooper
posted on 09-03-2001 @ 1:16 PM      
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God damn i'm glad i'm not one of those kids parents.Would you let your son or daughter go out looking like that?Fucking parents today suck!



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posted on 09-03-2001 @ 2:01 PM      
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OMG Seph, im over here laughing so hard to the point of tears, I am so glad I never got into this in high school, what a bunch of idiots. All that neon reminds me of the 80s




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posted on 09-03-2001 @ 2:20 PM      
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Hey Seph...if you don't like it don't look...I personally like raves I don't dress like that but I like parties with loud techno or house music and I love dancing at said parties...do I trip or candy flip...no...it's their choice to look like tools let them be...no one says they hate humanity because your a tool...






When I have fears that I may cease to be/ Before my pen has gleaned my teaming brain,/ Before high-piled books, in charactery,/ Hold like rich garners the full ripened grain;/ When I behold, upon the night's starred face,/ Huge cloudy symbols of a high romance,/ And think that I may never live to trace/ Their shadows, with the magic hand of chance,/ And when I feel, fair creature of a hour,/ That I shall never look upon thee more,/ Never have relish in the fairy power/ Of unreflecting love--then on the shore/ Of the wide world I stand alone, and think/ Till love and fame to nothingness do sink. --Keats
GO GEORGIA TECH YELLOW JACKETS!!!!
MamA CaZ
posted on 09-03-2001 @ 3:42 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

house music



mmmmmmm house music...
paul johnson spun last night...


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posted on 09-03-2001 @ 4:02 PM      
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the world is doomed




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Sephiroth
posted on 09-03-2001 @ 4:03 PM      
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quote:

Hey Seph...if you don't like it don't look...I personally like raves I don't dress like that but I like parties with loud techno or house music and I love dancing at said parties...do I trip or candy flip...no...it's their choice to look like tools let them be...no one says they hate humanity because your a tool...


I fucking KNEW that if i posted this, i would fish out one of you freaks! Alright everyone, lets all point and laugh at the freak!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!!!!!!

Man oh man, if you cant take a joke, you are posting at the wrong place. Now shut up and suck on a pacifier.

And no, this is not directed at Mama Caz. I happen to like her. So piss off.



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This message was edited by Sephiroth on 9-3-01 @ 4:04 PM
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posted on 09-03-2001 @ 4:06 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Hey Seph...







When I have fears that I may cease to be/ Before my pen has gleaned my teaming brain,/ Before high-piled books, in charactery,/ Hold like rich garners the full ripened grain;/ When I behold, upon the night's starred face,/ Huge cloudy symbols of a high romance,/ And think that I may never live to trace/ Their shadows, with the magic hand of chance,/ And when I feel, fair creature of a hour,/ That I shall never look upon thee more,/ Never have relish in the fairy power/ Of unreflecting love--then on the shore/ Of the wide world I stand alone, and think/ Till love and fame to nothingness do sink. --Keats
GO GEORGIA TECH YELLOW JACKETS!!!!
Tony Metropolis
posted on 09-03-2001 @ 4:09 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
Jesus Christ, I can't stop laughing at all these jerk-offs! This is one of the funniest things I have ever seen. Good job, Seph.

It looks like I have a new wallpaper now...


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This message was edited by Tony Metropolis on 9-3-01 @ 4:13 PM
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posted on 09-03-2001 @ 4:15 PM      
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I think this is a sign of our doom.
And I get bitched at for wearing JNCOs and listento six feet under. At least I don't look stupid like these ravers.



No, I don't care about your pathetic little god because there isn't one.

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Sephiroth
posted on 09-03-2001 @ 4:16 PM      
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quote:

Teen Tomato Boy said:
Stupid, unfunny image.



Little man, do you really want to get into a sig pic fight with me? Last time i got involved in one, it went 10 pages and Danilo got banned. I think my whole argument why Ravers who act like fools is Over, because i have supported evidence. You have nothing... except some neon glowsticks. Now if you'll excuse me, i have to find more images to post to annoy YOU.





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MaynardGKrebs
posted on 09-03-2001 @ 4:18 PM      
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That scared the hell out of me seph. I used to be in the club scene in the late 80's early 90's. And we used to go do the same kind of thing, but when I think back, and look back at pictures, we just wore our normal clothes, and had normal hair. What's with all the guys having the same haircut in different colors?

So much for originality.


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posted on 09-03-2001 @ 4:20 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

And I get bitched at for wearing JNCOs and listento six feet under. At least I don't look stupid like these ravers.



You too? I get this all the time..."Oh he's a stoner he wears JNCOs...Oh he does LSD..." Fuck the ignorant...

However, they don't look stupid if you look from their perspective...they're all tripped out so bright colors makes trips better from what I've heard...so therefore to them we look stupid cause we're normal...it's almost like they are an entirely different species...

funny thing is this generation is gonna take over the world in like 15 years so it will be interesting to see the white house painted neon green with strobe lights on the lawn...






When I have fears that I may cease to be/ Before my pen has gleaned my teaming brain,/ Before high-piled books, in charactery,/ Hold like rich garners the full ripened grain;/ When I behold, upon the night's starred face,/ Huge cloudy symbols of a high romance,/ And think that I may never live to trace/ Their shadows, with the magic hand of chance,/ And when I feel, fair creature of a hour,/ That I shall never look upon thee more,/ Never have relish in the fairy power/ Of unreflecting love--then on the shore/ Of the wide world I stand alone, and think/ Till love and fame to nothingness do sink. --Keats
GO GEORGIA TECH YELLOW JACKETS!!!!
GrkqtOandAfan
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posted on 09-03-2001 @ 4:22 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
boys boys boys no fighting, thats it you two you are both going to spend time in the time out chair:



Until you two can behave, your asses will stay on the rocker




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posted on 09-03-2001 @ 4:43 PM      
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What's even creepier is the drug-free kids that go to these raves. You need to be fucked off your seat to like this music. Ectasy: The drug that makes you dance to thumping noise and makes you want to kill yourself after the high wears off.



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posted on 09-03-2001 @ 4:44 PM      
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Last time I got into a sig fight, not only did Skank get banned, but I ran out of chink jokes!!!

Hey... the only redeeming factor in that lifestyle is the scantily clad teen girls. God bless 'em... otherwise, yes. Those guys need some serious swift kicks to the skull.


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This message was edited by ClusterF@#$ on 9-3-01 @ 4:47 PM
MaynardGKrebs
posted on 09-03-2001 @ 4:54 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
While yes it annoyed me to see what the "scene" has turned into by looking at those pictures, I have to say I liked the fact that they didn't have 100 piercings each. I actually like piercings, but the reasons they do it are laughable.

I actually took some time, and looked throught the pics on that site, and there were plenty of "normal" looking people. Seph just pulled out the extremes.


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