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| Posted By | Discussion Topic: Britney's Diary.... | ||||
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| av8er OA.com's taint with wings. | posted on 09-06-2001 @ 5:51 PM |    | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00  | I'm sitting watching Mtv with no sound('cuz I'm listening to the show) and Britney Spears' diary is on. I just saw across the screen britney says she doesn't think of herself as a sex symbol. You mean she's trying to tell me she has no idea that just about every red blooded american male wants rail her whle they're spankin to her videos.  I'm accepting applications for adoptees. | ||||
| Roger | posted on 09-06-2001 @ 6:02 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | How lucky is her personal fucking trainer? "One girl, I drove through three states wearing her head as a hat." ~ Garland 'The Marietta Mangler' Greene "Hand me the keys, you cocksucker!" "In English, please?" "Excuse me?" "In English." "Hand me the fucking keys, you cocksucker, what the fuck?" | ||||
| geedagreek | posted on 09-06-2001 @ 6:03 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Sep. 00 | my friend was lucky enough to see her in person, he works at "RENT"(fag, lol) and her and Justin Timberfuck came in to see it...he said she was HHOOOOOTTTEEEERRR in person, and actually pretty nice....AND she was wearing leather pants with a thong on....... ponderous, F'N PONDEROUS!!!!!! hey, baby, you ever get your asshole licked by a greek guy with an overcoat??? | ||||
| av8er OA.com's taint with wings. | posted on 09-06-2001 @ 6:03 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | quote: I hate rich people. Can't even learn to fuck by themselves. I'm accepting applications for adoptees. | ||||
| jewdown | posted on 09-06-2001 @ 6:23 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | quote: I found my new career! "We don't take kindly to not takin' kindly around here." | ||||
King Shit *board owner* | posted on 09-06-2001 @ 6:27 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Feb. 01 | quote: Time to re-think my future job plans. Where do I get my certification?  Is my train in vain, has my soul gone to waste Am I just a victim of, a victim of my lost faith | ||||
| av8er OA.com's taint with wings. | posted on 09-06-2001 @ 6:31 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | I think retarded L&S govern the certifications. I beleive they're hold auditions tonight after the show.I'm accepting applications for adoptees. | ||||
| IrishAlkey Chucky Official OA.com Homo CUNT ROCKETTE Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!! Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm] "my mod powers are on temporary hiatus" This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm | posted on 09-06-2001 @ 6:39 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 01 | She says she's not a sex symbol because that is her cuntish way of pretending to be modest, when in reality she would use every guys face as toilet paper if she had the opportunity. | ||||
| The Sleeper Being a Minor is a Threat to my Social Life PoseUr i ahve 2 threads at teh top, i feel like maynard | posted on 09-06-2001 @ 6:43 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | quote: Well said my Alkey friend.  | ||||
| av8er OA.com's taint with wings. | posted on 09-06-2001 @ 6:43 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | quote: I think I'd get in line for that. I'm accepting applications for adoptees. | ||||
| skydiver | posted on 09-06-2001 @ 6:53 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Aug. 01 | Can't help but ask Av8er.....How did you hear her say she's not a sex symbol if you had the sound turned down? By the way, I had it on too! LOL Oh yeah, there are people, like you, who I'm sure who would volunteer for toilet paper duty with her! This message was edited by skydiver on 9-6-01 @ 6:57 PM | ||||
| danked Dankarella! | posted on 09-06-2001 @ 7:01 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 00 | personally, i'd rather be her tampon Zen and the Art of Message Board Posting | ||||
| av8er OA.com's taint with wings. | posted on 09-06-2001 @ 7:12 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | quote: NICE!! quote: They flash some of the stuff the artist says on the screen throughout the show. I saw the word sex & it caught my eye. I'm accepting applications for adoptees. | ||||
| IrishAlkey Chucky Official OA.com Homo CUNT ROCKETTE Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!! Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm] "my mod powers are on temporary hiatus" This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm | posted on 09-06-2001 @ 7:16 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 01 | quote: I hear ya man, I was thinking about sex once and caught myself in the eye. | ||||
| av8er OA.com's taint with wings. | posted on 09-06-2001 @ 7:33 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | quote: I hate it when that happens. That's why I usually where one of those sleeping masks when I spank it. I'm accepting applications for adoptees. | ||||
| IrishAlkey Chucky Official OA.com Homo CUNT ROCKETTE Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!! Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm] "my mod powers are on temporary hiatus" This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm | posted on 09-06-2001 @ 7:38 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 01 | quote: Who said anything about spankin' it. My probably is my gun goes off without pulling the trigger. LOL | ||||
| MaynardGKrebs | posted on 09-06-2001 @ 7:46 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01 | quote: Personally, i'd rather be her dildo.  i'm on the outside, i'm looking in i can see through you, see your true colors | ||||
| JackDan1974 | posted on 09-06-2001 @ 7:49 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jul. 01 | quote: quote: I would rather be her vibrater  | ||||
| av8er OA.com's taint with wings. | posted on 09-06-2001 @ 7:50 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | quote: But she's a good little girl. She doesn't even know what a dildo is. I'm accepting applications for adoptees. | ||||
| JackDan1974 | posted on 09-06-2001 @ 7:53 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jul. 01 | quote: I bet that little girl could teach me a thing or two, or a least in my fantasy she does... | ||||
| danked Dankarella! | posted on 09-06-2001 @ 8:44 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 00 | quote: quote: i would rather just fuck her Zen and the Art of Message Board Posting | ||||
| Jon Benet Norton G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. GTA3 Criminal Activity Specialist | posted on 09-06-2001 @ 11:00 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Dec. 00 | I'd want to do the most vile and heinous sexual acts on her. All in the name of ruining her sexually for any other guy she will ever be with. Turn her into my person dirty girl. "Dirty girls get peed on" NICE!!!!!!!!!  Click here to check out my band "The saddest thing in life is wasted talent" -Machiavelli- I have 2 open slots for adoption, click on sig for email | ||||
| IkeaBoy P.L.F. Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal I will die a traitor's death | posted on 09-06-2001 @ 11:11 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Sep. 00 | quote:I sometimes have that problem too. I call it unprovoked ejaculation 
The narrator in Fight Club is the man we will be, Patrick Bateman in American Psycho is the man we want to be Eliza Dushku- Hotter Than Brittney | ||||
| Ants in My Pants Billy Prettiest Butterfly in the garden All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis. | posted on 09-06-2001 @ 11:31 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Apr. 01 | Ahhh, the things I would do to her without a condom. | ||||
| MamA CaZ | posted on 09-07-2001 @ 12:10 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jan. 01 | i actually caught a part of this *diary*... and tell me if anyone else noticed what i did... i saw the part where Britney & justin were playing a charity basketball game & they had their "nicknames" on their jerseys... hers is pinky & his is stinky... come on... STINKY PINKY?!?!?! don't they KNOW???  "All I want is food and creative love" This message was edited by MamA CaZ on 9-7-01 @ 12:13 AM | ||||
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