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hellspawn warrior
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Brinstar Invasion Team
posted on 09-15-2001 @ 3:42 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

Isn't the clit a myth?



No the clit is real. The female orgasm, now that's the myth !!


They make take our lives, but they'll never take away our freedom. -William Wallace
Psycho Bitch
posted on 09-15-2001 @ 3:42 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jul. 01
quote:

Isn't the clit a myth?


Only to men my dear...only to men

quote:

And CLS, is premature oooh the same thing
as when you prematurely ejaculate?


Hmmmmm....not gonna touch that one ;)





And the rockets' red glare, the bombs bursting in air,
Gave proof through the night that our flag was still there.
O say, does that star-spangled banner yet wave
O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave.


Gone, but not forgotten


GonzoStyle
posted on 09-15-2001 @ 3:43 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
the clit isn't a myth i can feel it in the back of my mouth with my tounge.


"For all we have and are, for all our children's fate,
stand up and take the war, the Hun is at the gate!"
--- Rudyard Kipling

Abashed The Devil Stood And
Felt How Awful Goodness Is.
So shall Bin Ladin Know The True Meaning Of Revenge.


She-Mail Me Here

GonzoStyle
posted on 09-15-2001 @ 3:46 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
quote:

Right CLS...I forgot you're not old enough to produce sperm, you just *poof*



Better than wiping sphyliatic laden cum off your thigh everytime you masturbate. I never poof unless i masturbate to the point i'm cumming my own bone marrow.


"For all we have and are, for all our children's fate,
stand up and take the war, the Hun is at the gate!"
--- Rudyard Kipling

Abashed The Devil Stood And
Felt How Awful Goodness Is.
So shall Bin Ladin Know The True Meaning Of Revenge.


She-Mail Me Here

FeelMyFunBags
posted on 09-15-2001 @ 3:47 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

No the clit is real. The female orgasm, now that's the myth !!



Maybe cause you just don't know how to work it :)


"I know every one of you, I know the sea of torment, doubt, despair and unbelief." -Walt Whitman
USA




GonzoStyle
posted on 09-15-2001 @ 3:49 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
quote:

Maybe cause you just don't know how to work it



I know how to work it ask any guy on the board.


"For all we have and are, for all our children's fate,
stand up and take the war, the Hun is at the gate!"
--- Rudyard Kipling

Abashed The Devil Stood And
Felt How Awful Goodness Is.
So shall Bin Ladin Know The True Meaning Of Revenge.


She-Mail Me Here

FeelMyFunBags
posted on 09-15-2001 @ 3:52 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

I know how to work it ask any guy on the board.



Its always easier to play with your own equipment....duh!


"I know every one of you, I know the sea of torment, doubt, despair and unbelief." -Walt Whitman
USA




GonzoStyle
posted on 09-15-2001 @ 3:53 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
quote:

Its always easier to play with your own equipment....duh!



so said the girl with the vibrator.

Can i offer a hand maybe a finger or four?

"For all we have and are, for all our children's fate,
stand up and take the war, the Hun is at the gate!"
--- Rudyard Kipling

Abashed The Devil Stood And
Felt How Awful Goodness Is.
So shall Bin Ladin Know The True Meaning Of Revenge.


She-Mail Me Here



This message was edited by GonzoStyle on 9-15-01 @ 3:55 AM
FeelMyFunBags
posted on 09-15-2001 @ 3:55 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

so said the girl with the vibrator.

Can i offer a hand maybe a finger or four?



LOL Obviously you haven't seen my bank account....I can't afford a vibrator...I use produce ;)

A finger or four? What am I a stretched out hooker? (On second thought, don't answer that this isn't the be mean to FMFB thread) ;)


"I know every one of you, I know the sea of torment, doubt, despair and unbelief." -Walt Whitman
USA




Clint Horrace
posted on 09-15-2001 @ 3:59 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jun. 01
quote:

Maybe cause you just don't know how to work it

If only I had the operators manual.

I am the C.L.I.T. Commander!
FeelMyFunBags
posted on 09-15-2001 @ 4:01 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

If only I had the operators manual.



Its very simple....but if I teach you the secrets, I will have to kidnap you and keep you all for myself :)

Actually there is an episode of Friends where Monica teaches Chandler all about what to do (long before they ever hooked up). She made a number zone for body parts and taught him just what to do. :)


"I know every one of you, I know the sea of torment, doubt, despair and unbelief." -Walt Whitman
USA




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posted on 09-15-2001 @ 4:03 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

....I can't afford a vibrator...I use produce
produce... hmm, like cucumbers & squash? ...or more like eggplants & pumpkins?




FeelMyFunBags
posted on 09-15-2001 @ 4:06 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

or more like eggplants... ?



If I remember correctly, I'm not the one attracted to eggplants around here.....



"I know every one of you, I know the sea of torment, doubt, despair and unbelief." -Walt Whitman
USA




Clint Horrace
posted on 09-15-2001 @ 4:08 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jun. 01
quote:

like cucumbers & squash? ...or more like eggplants & pumpkins?

Wow, any girl who use those except for maybe a small cucumber scares me!
quote:

an episode of Friends where Monica teaches Chandler all about what to do

Yeah, i seen that one, 7,7,7,7, unfortunately that doesn't work on everyone, or maybe i am using the wrong diagram. Like the guy on operation or some s'.

I am the C.L.I.T. Commander!
GonzoStyle
posted on 09-15-2001 @ 4:13 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
quote:

If I remember correctly, I'm not the one attracted to eggplants around here.....



i can take my eggplant and make it "our" eggplant though, feelin kinky?


"For all we have and are, for all our children's fate,
stand up and take the war, the Hun is at the gate!"
--- Rudyard Kipling

Abashed The Devil Stood And
Felt How Awful Goodness Is.
So shall Bin Ladin Know The True Meaning Of Revenge.


She-Mail Me Here

Clint Horrace
posted on 09-15-2001 @ 4:15 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jun. 01
What the F' happened to this thread, but hey, if we are all havin' fun who cares! Chuck radio rules!

I am the C.L.I.T. Commander!
FeelMyFunBags
posted on 09-15-2001 @ 4:15 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

i can take my eggplant and make it "our" eggplant though, feelin kinky?



Grrr....very grrrr baby..... ;)


"I know every one of you, I know the sea of torment, doubt, despair and unbelief." -Walt Whitman
USA




GonzoStyle
posted on 09-15-2001 @ 4:21 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
quote:

Grrr....very grrrr baby.....



I'm right down the road, hehehe we can meet at the 7-11 i'll buy you a slurpee.


"For all we have and are, for all our children's fate,
stand up and take the war, the Hun is at the gate!"
--- Rudyard Kipling

Abashed The Devil Stood And
Felt How Awful Goodness Is.
So shall Bin Ladin Know The True Meaning Of Revenge.


She-Mail Me Here

Clint Horrace
posted on 09-15-2001 @ 4:24 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jun. 01
quote:

we can meet at the 7-11 i'll buy you a slurpee.

Or how 'bout some of that blueberry coffey? I'll meet you there for some of that! LOL

By the way, that's the first time i've ever used a computer geek acronymn,(LOL).

I am the C.L.I.T. Commander!
Clint Horrace
posted on 09-15-2001 @ 4:24 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jun. 01
quote:

we can meet at the 7-11 i'll buy you a slurpee.

Or how 'bout some of that blueberry coffee? I'll meet you there for some of that! LOL

By the way, that's the first time i've ever used a computer geek acronymn,(LOL).

Sorry, I'm an F'tard.:(

I am the C.L.I.T. Commander!

This message was edited by Clint Horrace on 9-15-01 @ 4:30 AM
FeelMyFunBags
posted on 09-15-2001 @ 4:29 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

I'm right down the road, hehehe we can meet at the 7-11 i'll buy you a slurpee.



:) Then I can bake you a cake and you can accuse me of being an assasin :)


"I know every one of you, I know the sea of torment, doubt, despair and unbelief." -Walt Whitman
USA




GonzoStyle
posted on 09-15-2001 @ 4:33 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
quote:

Then I can bake you a cake and you can accuse me of being an assasin



Just name the time and i am sooooo there, lol But you will just shun me as you always did meanie.

and i invented the blueberry coffee craze dammit, hoo hoo hoo


"For all we have and are, for all our children's fate,
stand up and take the war, the Hun is at the gate!"
--- Rudyard Kipling

Abashed The Devil Stood And
Felt How Awful Goodness Is.
So shall Bin Ladin Know The True Meaning Of Revenge.


She-Mail Me Here

FeelMyFunBags
posted on 09-15-2001 @ 4:36 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

Just name the time and i am sooooo there, lol But you will just shun me as you always did meanie.



Twas not I who was mean..... :)




"I know every one of you, I know the sea of torment, doubt, despair and unbelief." -Walt Whitman
USA




GonzoStyle
posted on 09-15-2001 @ 4:40 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
quote:

Twas not I who was mean.....



ooh really? musta been some other feelmyfunabgs then, i know twas not I either.

I blame dana dillons cancerous live wires for all of this and her testicular cancer.


"For all we have and are, for all our children's fate,
stand up and take the war, the Hun is at the gate!"
--- Rudyard Kipling

Abashed The Devil Stood And
Felt How Awful Goodness Is.
So shall Bin Ladin Know The True Meaning Of Revenge.


She-Mail Me Here

Clint Horrace
posted on 09-15-2001 @ 4:44 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jun. 01
quote:

I blame dana dillons cancerous live wires for all of this and her testicular cancer
Wow, that broad has some problems, bummer. Testicular cancer and miscarriages, that must suck. Is she a hermaphrodite? If she is, that would be cool, those people are f'n amazing. Imagine, both sets! If only I had both, I would never leave the house!


I am the C.L.I.T. Commander!


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