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skydiver
posted on 09-22-2001 @ 3:24 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Aug. 01
JACKASS I am!!!!!! Never had a double post before tonight and that's two now! Sorry 'bout that, move along

This message was edited by skydiver on 9-22-01 @ 3:37 AM
red rocket
Secret Sex Chat
posted on 09-22-2001 @ 4:00 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 01
Good morning sunshine :) How R U 2day??? ;)

God Bless The USA.
The Sleeper
Being a Minor is a Threat
to my Social Life
PoseUr i ahve 2 threads at teh top, i feel like maynard
posted on 09-22-2001 @ 4:02 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
How much funnier would this thread be if we had the all the smiley faces from the old board?

USA
katya_ann
That's Miss Jesus Cooze to you!
posted on 09-22-2001 @ 6:06 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Apr. 01
*staggers to nightstand, yanks open the drawer, rummages around inside*
*hair is wild, make-up is smeared, penoir is half fallen off*
*pulls out a little bottle of pills, holds them up to the light*

"There you are, lovlies.... I found you...."

*caresses the bottle gently*

"Talent.... Talent.... They think SHE'S GOT TALENT?! They wouldn't know talent if it bit them in the ass! They wanna put that two-dollar 7-11 slut on a pedestal?! Let 'em! They wanna kick me off the stage and throw her up there? HA! Watch her go down in flames as she burns in the limelight.... They faun all over her like a new puppy! Well... This ol' dog'll show 'em.... I'll show 'em ALL!"

*stomps over to the mantle where a bottle of unidentified booze resides*
*rips open the bottle, pours half the bottle contents in mouth, pours all the pills in mouth, swallows, determined*

*backs up and whips the pill bottle into the fireplace, follows that with the bottle of alcahol*
*flames roar*

"Take that, *~*BeckyDC*~* I hope they like your sparkles. I hope they like your spangles. But one day they'll see through your stars and squiggles and see who you really are.... And then you'll be stuck where I am. You'll lose your work to someone younger, prettier, perkier... You won't be drinking shirley temples anymore... Heh... No more cherry for you, sweetheart. You'll be just like me. You'll be old and tired and smell like booze an old men all day and night. I'll show 'em... They wanna see me smile? I'll smile for 'em..."

*slumps to the floor, a sly smile lights on face*

"See, boys? I'm smiling.... I'm smiling for you..."

*the fire flickers, and then, goes out*



"I'll fly my country's flag outside my home everyday for the rest of my life, even if it's three inches tall and hoisted on a toothpick! GOD BLESS AMERICA!" --My dad

Thank you to all the vets who have helped me to believe.
The Painter
1/2 a bottle of Jack Daniels... it's a cure-all
posted on 09-22-2001 @ 6:22 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 00
quote:

You'll be old and tired and smell like booze an old men all day and night.

So you like the smell of old men.
Hey Baby.;)

fbdlingfrg
wow, my name looks odd without 5 lines of type below it in bold and purple and red
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Red Wings Captain Cecil
JBA~Remove the Pick & Click NOW!
posted on 09-22-2001 @ 10:14 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
wow kat...now what would Jesus say about that post you just made?i dont think He'd like it very much...


katya_ann
That's Miss Jesus Cooze to you!
posted on 09-22-2001 @ 10:17 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Apr. 01
Fb-- Note. *I* was not the one who branded myself the Jesus Freak ^_^



"I'll fly my country's flag outside my home everyday for the rest of my life, even if it's three inches tall and hoisted on a toothpick! GOD BLESS AMERICA!" --My dad

Thank you to all the vets who have helped me to believe.
Arpikarhu
Harmless Teddy I wish Maynard was still posting here so I could implant my head up his ass.
Needle dick, bear salesman. I think I'm a revolutionary. Actually, I'm a one trick pony.
I enjoy C&BT
posted on 09-22-2001 @ 10:20 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 01
i am flying to finland today, so everyone think happy, marshmellow pie, sparkly, butterscotch cloud thoughts for me. see ya in 3 weeks.

Arpi Karhu Kauppias Forever!!!


AIM- Arpikarhu

LunaBabe
Ok, I know this is all a ploy, but, I'll play anyway.

Dylan? BAH! I've heard BETTER!

JYD-4-LIFE
'Shrooomer
posted on 09-22-2001 @ 10:21 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jun. 01
quote:

OMG i think Katya is my new favorite person...



LoL!!!! I'm beginning to think the same thing!!! ;-)
Like, Katya...your killing me over here!!!

katya_ann
That's Miss Jesus Cooze to you!
posted on 09-22-2001 @ 10:23 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Apr. 01
Oh, so you were just TOYING WITH ME when you offered to fix my cavities! *looks around, people are staring* Erm.... Ferget I said anything.... Good luck!



"I'll fly my country's flag outside my home everyday for the rest of my life, even if it's three inches tall and hoisted on a toothpick! GOD BLESS AMERICA!" --My dad

Thank you to all the vets who have helped me to believe.
DR. Buster Hymen
posted on 09-22-2001 @ 11:08 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

penoir is half fallen off

Kat, what's a Penoir and where is it worn?? (wink, wink)

BTW, I hear that most girls don't wear panties under those little plaid skirts. Comment??

TO THE GUYS IN "THE HOLE": I'M WITH YOU
DR. Buster Hymen
Buster_Hymen@opieanthony.com

katya_ann
That's Miss Jesus Cooze to you!
posted on 09-22-2001 @ 11:20 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Apr. 01
Doc- still LMAO @your status.....

Meanwhile, I can't answer. I'm dead, remember?

Anyways, a penoir, if I spelled that right, is just a really nice night gown, usually with a matching robe. Can you tell? I got my Victoria's Secret catalogue?

Y'know, I still HAVE my skirts.... More importantly, my white blouses....




"I'll fly my country's flag outside my home everyday for the rest of my life, even if it's three inches tall and hoisted on a toothpick! GOD BLESS AMERICA!" --My dad

Thank you to all the vets who have helped me to believe.
WookiePoolParty
posted on 09-22-2001 @ 12:36 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 01
quote:

quote:
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You'll be old and tired and smell like booze an old men all day and night.
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So you like the smell of old men.
Hey Baby.


Painter, I think she's saying she smells like old men... which is just weird. Bathe, girl!
I think Katya's account has been hacked... she's losing her f'in mind! :-) :-) :-)


James John Maceiko Jr.
United States Citizen
Resident of New York City, Manhattan
Ken'sPen
[Sarcasm]
Doesn't Live Up To The Hype
[/Sarcasm]
I should have stayed OVER THERE
posted on 09-22-2001 @ 3:19 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 01
In todays performance the part of "Baby Jane" will be played by Katya_Ann.

LunaBabe
Ok, I know this is all a ploy, but, I'll play anyway.

Dylan? BAH! I've heard BETTER!

JYD-4-LIFE
'Shrooomer
posted on 09-22-2001 @ 4:01 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jun. 01
quote:

In todays performance the part of "Baby Jane" will be played by Katya_Ann.



Ahhhh...I see it is getting a little 'dark' in here!

The Painter
1/2 a bottle of Jack Daniels... it's a cure-all
posted on 09-22-2001 @ 4:43 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 00
quote:

Ahhhh...I see it is getting a little 'dark' in here!

Becky took the weekend off.

Beyond Mirth
posted on 09-22-2001 @ 4:56 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Sep. 01
kinda glum around here with out Becky! Come on guys, keep your heads up and :) smile! We have to be strong until Beckster gets back monday. Forget about the hangover you have or the double sight from the 5 week coke binge you just had. Don't worry about the fact that your hands are shaking and you cant decide whether to have a bagel or a bottle of Scotch. Forget about the rape charges that are being pressed against you, that nun deserved what she got!

oops. umm..uhh.gotta go!

aka " Little Norton"

I've been adopted by Austin, thanks cuz. 9/14/01

...And still these words ring through: to your own self be true
and be careful what you learn cause sometimes knowing burns.
FeelMyFunBags
posted on 09-22-2001 @ 5:05 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
:) :) :) :) Like hi guys! :) :) :)

:) I am like going to this thing for like charity tonight in the like city :) :) :) and I was wondering what like I should umhmmm wear?? :) I like got my nails done and I wanna look like :)SUPER :) cute! What should I like wear?! :) Thanks!! :):)




"I know every one of you, I know the sea of torment, doubt, despair and unbelief." -Walt Whitman
USA




DR. Buster Hymen
posted on 09-22-2001 @ 5:22 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

I was wondering what like I should umhmmm wear??

How about your Birthday Suit??? (TOG) Well, it is for charity!!

TO THE GUYS IN "THE HOLE": I'M WITH YOU
DR. Buster Hymen
Buster_Hymen@opieanthony.com

CantHandleMyBooty
posted on 09-22-2001 @ 5:37 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 01
WHoa FMFB....arent u from Brooklyn??...why are you talking like your from the valley! SNAP OUT OF IT...your scaring me!! :)

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In memory of the lives lost on...
September 11, 2001
FeelMyFunBags
posted on 09-22-2001 @ 5:49 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
:) :) Like yea I am like from like Brooklyn :) :) But like it is like much like more like fun like to like talk like I like am like an like airhead like! :) :)

Anyway, I can't wear my birthday suit...but I like figured like something like out! :) :) :)


"I know every one of you, I know the sea of torment, doubt, despair and unbelief." -Walt Whitman
USA




LunaBabe
Ok, I know this is all a ploy, but, I'll play anyway.

Dylan? BAH! I've heard BETTER!

JYD-4-LIFE
'Shrooomer
posted on 09-22-2001 @ 5:56 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jun. 01
Like W:-)W! FMFB...you, like haunt Brooklyn, too?
That is like sooo cool! Will you, like, be my friend? ;-) :-) ;-)

FeelMyFunBags
posted on 09-22-2001 @ 5:59 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
Like W:)W (sorry liked how that looked) I would like l:)ve to be your friend! Lets like go to like the mall!!! :) :)


"I know every one of you, I know the sea of torment, doubt, despair and unbelief." -Walt Whitman
USA




CantHandleMyBooty
posted on 09-22-2001 @ 6:00 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 01
And lemme guess you two will be blasting the Barbie girl song on ur way there??

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In memory of the lives lost on...
September 11, 2001
LunaBabe
Ok, I know this is all a ploy, but, I'll play anyway.

Dylan? BAH! I've heard BETTER!

JYD-4-LIFE
'Shrooomer
posted on 09-22-2001 @ 6:06 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jun. 01
Hey 'Booty! Like, do you want to come to the mall with us? That would, like be so totally rad!
;-) :-) :-) :-)



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