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Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.
posted on 09-23-2001 @ 11:53 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 01
quote:

I will like them all day long.
I will like them wrapped round my schlong.
That doesn't even rhyme, you tool. Geez.



"May God have mercy on their souls, because we won't."
skydiver
posted on 09-24-2001 @ 1:59 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

Wouldn't fuck anyone on Curb Your Enthusiasm, but I'm gonna go watch it none the less.

Really?! The one who plays his wife is definitely do-able.
quote:

She's definitely the goer...

voo....let me guess, and that's an old picture?



This message was edited by skydiver on 9-24-01 @ 2:02 AM
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
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posted on 09-24-2001 @ 3:00 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
It's around 3:00 A.M. early Monday morning...I see a new topic called breasts and I click it expecting to see FUCKING BREASTS YOU TOOL! Disappointing? Yes.


Freedom is worth fighting for.


Austin U. Graduate...can't ya tell?
GonzoStyle
posted on 09-24-2001 @ 5:01 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
this should be posted in the pointless threads forum also known as south park.


"For all we have and are, for all our children's fate,
stand up and take the war, the Hun is at the gate!"
--- Rudyard Kipling

She-Mail Me Here

katya_ann
That's Miss Jesus Cooze to you!
posted on 09-24-2001 @ 5:13 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Apr. 01
I am so disapointed...
*hands TJ a syphilis donut*
Here. Try this. They're good fer what ails ya. Like... stupidity an' some junk.




"I'll fly my country's flag outside my home everyday for the rest of my life, even if it's three inches tall and hoisted on a toothpick! GOD BLESS AMERICA!" --My dad

Thank you to all the vets who have helped me to believe.
GonzoStyle
posted on 09-24-2001 @ 5:24 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
Katya is it me or have you seemingly broken out of your nun like shell the last few days?


"For all we have and are, for all our children's fate,
stand up and take the war, the Hun is at the gate!"
--- Rudyard Kipling

She-Mail Me Here

King f-tard
posted on 09-24-2001 @ 9:49 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 01
quote:

*hands TJ a syphilis donut*


Okay, where is the real Kayta_ann and what have you done with her.

Heres my poem for you TJ,

I dont easily get pissed off very often,
but please, wont you please get in the coffin.






Currently both of my positions are empty. If you are interested in adoption, IM me Or E-Mail Me


I must remember to bend down at first base.
Ken'sPen
[Sarcasm]
Doesn't Live Up To The Hype
[/Sarcasm]
I should have stayed OVER THERE
posted on 09-24-2001 @ 9:54 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

Okay, where is the real Kayta_ann and what have you done with her.



I think the evil Froy has her tied up in the boiler room.
The goatee she is sporting in her pants was a dead give away.
I like evil katya_ann and am hoping they don't switch back.

Drunken GW
I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.
posted on 09-24-2001 @ 9:57 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 00
I am stupified!


If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either.

Put my name on the first bomb dropped!


GrkqtOandAfan
Claim staked by FTL.
posted on 09-24-2001 @ 10:03 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

"A little song, a little dance, a little seltzer in your pants!"

[sings]I know where thats from, i know where thats from![/sings]



I can't believe the news today
Oh, I can't close my eyes
And make it go away


o&aswallow
posted on 09-24-2001 @ 10:05 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
Damn FMFB, quit putting up those pics of yourself. You know an old guy like me can't control myself when you put those hot pics up. ;-)


What if you started a war
and nobody was there to help you?
Buh-bye Mother F'er


American Patriot, Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener.
Froy
King Shit
*board owner*

posted on 09-24-2001 @ 11:52 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Feb. 01
quote:

I think the evil Froy has her tied up in the boiler room.
The goatee she is sporting in her pants was a dead give away.



LMAO. Yeah that Evil Froy.. he's' steals all the chicks.


Is my train in vain, has my soul gone to waste
Am I just a victim of, a victim of my lost faith
Faceman
...And now the battle between us and them has begun.

JYD-4-LIFE.

posted on 09-24-2001 @ 11:56 AM      
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Registered: May. 00
so where are the "i love evil froy" t-shirts???????:)




"These are the times that try men's souls. The summer soldier and the sunshine patriot will, in this crisis, shrink from the service of their country. but he that stands it now, deserves the love and thanks of man and woman-Thomas Paine"



Now with a new and improved AIM name. IM Faceman713 for all your oa.com needs:)
Ken'sPen
[Sarcasm]
Doesn't Live Up To The Hype
[/Sarcasm]
I should have stayed OVER THERE
posted on 09-24-2001 @ 12:16 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
They are available at the same place you get the Evil Katya Jesus Fish Zipper Ornament

Greed
posted on 09-24-2001 @ 12:56 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
Since this is a "breast link", here's something that I haven't seen posted around here.

This is a video that ALLEGEDLY is Katie Holmes flashing. It does look like here with that crooked Sly Stallone mouth of hers.

Even if it isn't her, it looks like her, and those nubbies are retardedly supple. I miss teenagers.

go to ConsumptionJunction.com



This message was edited by Greed on 9-24-01 @ 1:03 PM
TJLamb0518
Just another dick making a comeback
The Dr. Seuss of SU
posted on 09-24-2001 @ 9:29 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Nov. 00
Say what you will, I got ALL your minds off the WTC, Afghanistan and terrorists, if only for a moment!

Therapy through making myself a target!

And yes, Rue was the hottie on the Golden Girls, but Judith Light always gave me a stiffie!

"A little song, a little dance, a little seltzer in your pants!"
Noellevious
Teh cute.
Look at that. You could bounce quarters off of it. Incredible.
posted on 09-24-2001 @ 9:39 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 01
quote:

Say what you will, I got ALL your minds off the WTC, Afghanistan and terrorists, if only for a moment!



Nope.


Under the superior tutelage of FollowThisLogic

"God may have mercy on you, but we won't." - John McCain







WookiePoolParty
posted on 09-25-2001 @ 2:23 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 01
quote:

And yes, Rue was the hottie on the Golden Girls, but Judith Light always gave me a stiffie!

Marilu Henner on "Taxi"...
but right now, I am really digging Sela Ward. Nice.


James John Maceiko Jr.
United States Citizen
Resident of New York City, Manhattan
Ken'sPen
[Sarcasm]
Doesn't Live Up To The Hype
[/Sarcasm]
I should have stayed OVER THERE
posted on 09-25-2001 @ 10:23 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 01
The summation of this thread will be found in TJ's next book....
Horton hears a who....gives a shit.

TJLamb0518
Just another dick making a comeback
The Dr. Seuss of SU
posted on 09-25-2001 @ 5:17 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Nov. 00
Actually, my next book is about two gay fathers. I'm calling it "Pop on Pop"!

"A little song, a little dance, a little seltzer in your pants!"
2 tired 2 give N F
One of the Teen Tomatoe Boys is Retarted... Guess which one I am!!!
posted on 09-25-2001 @ 10:33 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
Hey FMFB...that pic is a hard off...


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"As I sail through the night...
Let us not forget,
There is hope..."
GonzoStyle
posted on 09-26-2001 @ 12:19 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
quote:

LMAO. Yeah that Evil Froy.. he's' steals all the chicks.



What a sick fuck i hear he just goes around picking up any chick he can find but he only goes for the easy ones, blech.


"For all we have and are, for all our children's fate,
stand up and take the war, the Hun is at the gate!"
--- Rudyard Kipling

She-Mail Me Here

Faceman
...And now the battle between us and them has begun.

JYD-4-LIFE.

posted on 09-26-2001 @ 12:25 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: May. 00
quote:

What a sick fuck i hear he just goes around picking up any chick he can find but he only goes for the easy ones, blech.



gs i think you are confusing evil froy with FB:) dont let it happen again ok?????;):):):):):)




"These are the times that try men's souls. The summer soldier and the sunshine patriot will, in this crisis, shrink from the service of their country. but he that stands it now, deserves the love and thanks of man and woman-Thomas Paine"



Now with a new and improved AIM name. IM Faceman713 for all your oa.com needs:)
FeelMyFunBags
posted on 09-26-2001 @ 1:23 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

Hey FMFB...that pic is a hard off...



But who needs birth control when you have Bea Arthur? ;)


"I know every one of you, I know the sea of torment, doubt, despair and unbelief." -Walt Whitman
USA




katya_ann
That's Miss Jesus Cooze to you!
posted on 09-26-2001 @ 3:48 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Apr. 01
quote:

The goatee she is sporting in her pants was a dead give away


Sorry, if we're gonna play GWIMP, you lose :) Let me rub my laptop over my most intimate of areas so you can have another chance....




"I'll fly my country's flag outside my home everyday for the rest of my life, even if it's three inches tall and hoisted on a toothpick! GOD BLESS AMERICA!" --My dad

Thank you to all the vets who have helped me to believe.


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