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posted on 09-24-2001 @ 10:06 PM      
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ok, i just felt like i needed to share this with someone. i'm sure i'm gonna get rounds of "dillon" or "care?" and of course the obligatory wiseass comment from grk, but i just wanted to say it. its a long story, but bear with me.

Today around 5:00 or so, i was in my dorm, bsing with a few people, no big deal. i get this weatherbug alert: Tornado Warning for Prince George's County until 8:00 PM (i'm in PG county). i think, hey no big deal, like a fuckin tornado is gonna hit near me.

around 5:30 i see thunder and rain and crazy wind outside. the guy across the hall looks left and says "OH SHIT!" i look out and what do i see-what looks like the formation of a tornado. at this point i am still not freaked out, just rain and wind right?

wrong. about 2 minutes later i look out my window, a HUGE fucking tornado touches down across the street, about 30 feet from my dorm room next to ther performance arts center. it then proceeds to come right at my dorm building. i then run as far from my window as humanly possible, the wind in my room was immense, windows closed and everything. my window fan then just exploded, and there was smoke and dust everywhere. then a car from the parking lot slammed into my building, killing the two people in it.

then the fun really begins. i go outside after it passes and see the carnage place looks like a fucking war zone. trees fallen everywhere, overturned cars, a building was totally levelled. they then proceed to heard us into the basements of other buildings. we then find out that theres a gas leak in the building next to mine and students are being evacuated from the area. i'm in a computer lab now, not knowing where i can sleep or if i have a place to stay tonight, because i'm not allowed back in my dorm.

you don't know what being scared is until you see a huge ass tornado coming right at you, and then hits your building. it was beyond fucked up.

thus concludes my evening...its been an interesting month of college so far. to recap since i got here:

1. student dies on frat row
2. armed robberies on campus
3. that tiny little WTC issue
4. and now a fucking tornado.

fun, huh?



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and thinking's just too much to ask

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posted on 09-24-2001 @ 10:14 PM      
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quote:

i'm sure i'm gonna get rounds of "dillon" or "care?"
You forgot about "It's funny 'cuz it's not me"...;)

Anyhow...glad you are OK....

DILLON!!!.... sorry I had to...




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posted on 09-24-2001 @ 10:26 PM      
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Pics Of Tornado @ Maryland

Kid Afrika
posted on 09-24-2001 @ 10:32 PM      
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BOO HOO!!! Poor you.

Just busting man, :)

I too was quite surprised to hear about a tornado in P.G. County. Good to hear that you are ok.


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posted on 09-24-2001 @ 10:40 PM      
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quote:

1. student dies on frat row
2. armed robberies on campus




[mom voice] Honey, I told you if you only did better in high school, your father and I could have sent you to a better college [/mom voice]

But seriously glad that you are okay even if your fan did explode....




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VooDude
posted on 09-24-2001 @ 10:40 PM      
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Holy Shit CLS, they just showed the footage of the tornado on Fox-Philly News. That thing did a lot of damage, good to see you're ok.


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posted on 09-24-2001 @ 10:49 PM      
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damn now that osama bin laden is controlling mother nature now........ what fucking next!

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posted on 09-24-2001 @ 10:54 PM      
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quote:

damn now that osama bin laden is controlling mother nature now

i called it two weeks ago...not sure about the thread, but I SAID IT!


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posted on 09-24-2001 @ 11:00 PM      
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great pictures WBK - that 4th picture with the duct in the tree? look in the background. thats my dorm. the diner with the blinds coming thru is where i am most days for food.

the "lot 2" refence at the bottom: the tornado went right through parking lot 2 - if your car was there, theres a 99% chance that you have no car anymore. they are all flipped on top of each other, completely fucking totalled.



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and thinking's just too much to ask

and you're measuring your minutes
by a clock thats blinking eights
RainDancer
posted on 09-24-2001 @ 11:16 PM      
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I'm from the midwest so i know that they are scary. I've seen one or two in my life. Glad you made it out okay.

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posted on 09-24-2001 @ 11:47 PM      
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CLS, I've seen the damage on the News, I'm glad your alright. Starting college has enough stress, minus the events in the last month.


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posted on 09-25-2001 @ 1:06 AM      
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CLS, now you know why we don't put college students in trailer parks.

As the old saying goes: If a tornado doesn't touch down in a trailer park, do we care?







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posted on 09-25-2001 @ 1:20 AM      
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quote:

and of course the obligatory wiseass comment from grk


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posted on 09-25-2001 @ 4:52 AM      
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One word CLS...transfer! That's some serious shit.


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posted on 09-25-2001 @ 3:31 PM      
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hmm did anyone else have "somewhere over the rainbow" playing in the back of their heads while they read this?? So CLS...when u were running where u screaming for Auntie Emm too?? hehe
Glad ur ok!! is Toto ok too?? hehe ok ill stop with the wizard of oz jokes! Please be careful!!

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posted on 09-25-2001 @ 3:46 PM      
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quote:

Toedo



LMAO Booty...I think its Toto not TOEDO :) LMAO


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posted on 09-25-2001 @ 4:04 PM      
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well i'm back in my room, they let us back in around 1 AM last night. right now there are cleanup crews everywhere, cutting up trees and fixing broken glass and such...its been an unreal couple of days.

"Toado" booty? lmao thank you for that i needed a good laugh at somebody's expense :)

quote:

I'm from the midwest so i know that they are scary

thats why i'll never live in the midwest rain lol - didn't expect them to hit around here.

quote:

......

thank you...and i'm sorry.

heres a picture i took a little while ago. that used to be on somebody's window.





And breathing is a foreign task
and thinking's just too much to ask

and you're measuring your minutes
by a clock thats blinking eights


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posted on 09-25-2001 @ 4:04 PM      
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CLS, thants fucked up. A small one touched down briefly in Staten Island some years ago, and though the damage wasn't as severe it was still pretty bad. Those storms are absolutely no joke. Thank God you're allright man.


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posted on 09-25-2001 @ 4:08 PM      
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quote:

LMAO Booty...I think its Toto not TOEDO LMAO

LMAO...shush...its been a long day i'm lucky i know my own name!! :)

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