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| Posted By | Discussion Topic: Top 10 ways to get over her | ||||
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| GonzoStyle | posted on 09-27-2001 @ 1:52 AM |    | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70  | Since i just posted 67 times in over 2 hours to rach 6,000 posts to signify the fact i have no life i figured i'd do a little countdown post so here it is. Since i have been hearing so many heart break stories from the guys here, here is a list on how to handle it. Top 10 ways to get over her 1) rip out your heart like that scene in indiana jones and the temple of doom. then proceed to stab it, tear it, rnaul it, feed it to your neighbor's pet, fry it, and then stab it some more. hey, if she can do it, then so can you. 2) ignore her. chances are she doesn’t even know you exist so this one shouldn’t be too difficult. 3) Become a skull crushing bouncer and go home very night and cry about your lonliness and then fuck your rubber woman who you named, Grk. 4) hate women. start referring to them as bitches cunts, twats, cum guzzling whores, cum gut twats, etc etc. You won’t endear yourself to them but hey, they won’t break your heart. 5) go gay. if you can’t win 'em, join 'em. over a billion women are in love with men so it can't be wrong. only be careful with this one. we are living in rather intolerant times. But it works for slash, em and jon. 6) hire an assassin to take out your wornan's new man. to make the most out of this, you have to arrange it so that you're next to her when she hears of her boyfriend's accidental encounter with a bullet, you'll be there to catch her when she swoons. all’s fair in love and war. 7) find another poor, unsuspecting female to be the object of your obsessive, unnatural, and clearly demented attentions. Then dump her and you will feel better 8) totally immense yourself in work. write a million articles for some guy’s zine, get into politics, start a label, write a book, make a movie, finish school, read war and peace. there's got to be something you can do. If not just join a message board and post like a whore till you get 6,000 posts. 9) write an article in some guy’s zine on the subject. allow your fellow man to learn from your wisdom and experience. show them how the evil, nasty world treats nice, romantic, sensitive '00’s guys who just happen to have a habit of stalking and raping and killing hookers in central park. there’s nothing wrong with that, is there? 10) get help. and, if none of these tips work for you, then i offer tip number 11 free of charge: GET A LIFE!!!!!!!!  "For all we have and are, for all our children's fate, stand up and take the war, the Hun is at the gate!" --- Rudyard Kipling She-Mail Me Here | ||||
| FeelMyFunBags | posted on 09-27-2001 @ 2:00 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | quote: Ya know what's scary?? That idea just might work....  "I know every one of you, I know the sea of torment, doubt, despair and unbelief." -Walt Whitman USA | ||||
This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm I Mod VG's ass! | posted on 09-27-2001 @ 2:04 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | quote:I think that shoulda been number 1)...  | ||||
| Sluggo667 SLASH's New Buddy, but shhh... I am not allowed to tell anyone. | posted on 09-27-2001 @ 2:04 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Apr. 01 | quote:Might??? Trust me...It does...  Sluggo667PROUDAMERICAN!!! FoundryMusicVaughn has joined the circle... | ||||
| FeelMyFunBags | posted on 09-27-2001 @ 2:08 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | quote: Something you're trying to tell us perhaps? ;) "I know every one of you, I know the sea of torment, doubt, despair and unbelief." -Walt Whitman USA | ||||
| Sluggo667 SLASH's New Buddy, but shhh... I am not allowed to tell anyone. | posted on 09-27-2001 @ 2:10 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Apr. 01 | OOPS... Who...me::gulp::... Um...No... Sluggo667PROUDAMERICAN!!! FoundryMusicVaughn has joined the circle... | ||||
This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm I Mod VG's ass! | posted on 09-27-2001 @ 2:11 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | oh, yeah... i forgot to say Happy 6000 Gonzo...quote:that's what made you think you "have no life"? ;) | ||||
| Sephiroth | posted on 09-27-2001 @ 2:14 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00 | Um.... yeah....  | ||||
| GrkqtOandAfan Claim staked by FTL. | posted on 09-27-2001 @ 2:17 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | quote: just when i started getting the image out of my head... How about about another way to get over her: 10b- Make fun of her deaf father for hours on end, till your company's faces hurt from laughing. That would do the trick also  I can't believe the news today Oh, I can't close my eyes And make it go away Sysmic00 is a C.I.T (Cutie In Training) as of 9/25/01 | ||||
| GonzoStyle | posted on 09-27-2001 @ 2:35 AM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70 | quote: Yeah especially if you are out with a mute. "For all we have and are, for all our children's fate, stand up and take the war, the Hun is at the gate!" --- Rudyard Kipling She-Mail Me Here | ||||
| GonzoStyle | posted on 09-27-2001 @ 3:03 AM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70 | quote: Yeah but will you ever get the taste out of your mouth? "For all we have and are, for all our children's fate, stand up and take the war, the Hun is at the gate!" --- Rudyard Kipling She-Mail Me Here | ||||
| GrkqtOandAfan Claim staked by FTL. | posted on 09-27-2001 @ 3:11 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | quote: Yes Gonzy, I used the tip you told me of getting rid of the taste....gargle salt water it works wonders I can't believe the news today Oh, I can't close my eyes And make it go away Sysmic00 is a C.I.T (Cutie In Training) as of 9/25/01 | ||||
| GonzoStyle | posted on 09-27-2001 @ 4:19 AM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70 | quote: Can we try that together Grk? Even if you have a mullet. "For all we have and are, for all our children's fate, stand up and take the war, the Hun is at the gate!" --- Rudyard Kipling She-Mail Me Here | ||||
| IrishAlkey Chucky Official OA.com Homo CUNT ROCKETTE Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!! Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm] "my mod powers are on temporary hiatus" This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm | posted on 09-27-2001 @ 4:22 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 01 | quote: Did I taste that bad???  | ||||
| red rocket Secret Sex Chat | posted on 09-27-2001 @ 11:17 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 01 | This should of been on the count down. [OJ Voice]Cut the bitches head off. It worked for me. [OJ Voice] ON SALE: OJ 911 prank call tape God Bless The USA. | ||||
| Noellevious Teh cute. Look at that. You could bounce quarters off of it. Incredible. | posted on 09-27-2001 @ 11:22 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 01 | quote: Why does it have to be some naive creature? Just sleep with someone else for Christsakes....  Under the superior tutelage of FollowThisLogic "God may have mercy on you, but we won't." - John McCain | ||||
| Noellevious Teh cute. Look at that. You could bounce quarters off of it. Incredible. | posted on 09-27-2001 @ 11:23 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 01 | Whoops....just remembered that it ain't so easy for guys to get laid...ha! :-) Under the superior tutelage of FollowThisLogic "God may have mercy on you, but we won't." - John McCain | ||||
| Reign | posted on 09-27-2001 @ 11:25 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Oct. 00 | Gonzo 6000 posts, you should go with number 11. I like number 7. Take it out on someone ese...  | ||||
King Shit *board owner* | posted on 09-27-2001 @ 11:27 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Feb. 01 | quote: Might have to look into that one.  Is my train in vain, has my soul gone to waste Am I just a victim of, a victim of my lost faith | ||||
| Drunken GW I Pissed on a Church to get this Status. | posted on 09-27-2001 @ 11:29 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00 | Can't believe GS missed this one 12) Stick your tool in a blender, and fluctuate between blend and chop....that should keep you from thinking of the whore for awhile.  If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either. | ||||
| King f-tard | posted on 09-27-2001 @ 11:32 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 01 | dont forget about mans best friend and a jar of Peanu butter. THat can be hours of fun. Just dont use chunky. | ||||
| LunaBabe Ok, I know this is all a ploy, but, I'll play anyway. Dylan? BAH! I've heard BETTER! JYD-4-LIFE 'Shrooomer | posted on 09-27-2001 @ 12:14 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jun. 01 | quote: Maybe this should have been the first one, no?  | ||||
| dirtydingusmagee | posted on 09-27-2001 @ 9:18 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 01 | #13.Go Fishing.A successful end result smells about the same. Seriously,fishing is a good way to chase many of your personal demons.Unfortunately,I have to personally go fishing 50x-100x a year.(No joke.)Luckily,O&A come in good at Sandy Hook.Oh,the crashing waves,the squawking gulls,Anthony on a rant about the Arabs... | ||||
| Tequila Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal! Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!! | posted on 09-27-2001 @ 11:39 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01 | quote: Not even going to ask how you know that  A NEW DAY OF INFAMY MY THOUGHTS AND PRAYERS ARE WITH THE FAMILY & FRIENDS OF LOST ONES | ||||
| GonzoStyle | posted on 09-28-2001 @ 1:25 AM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70 | quote: Ohh god YES!!!!! Rubbing peanut butter on your blood filled kip poker and then having the dog lick it off. Then when you get hard you smack the dog in the fact with your sloppy erection till it starts chewing on your rape rocket. Then when it looks like a chewed up fruit roll up, you push the dog off and clench up your ass cheeks and squeeze out a wet shit and lean upwards so it smears out on your balls then you douse your hands with tobasco sauce and start masturbating like a lab monkey. When done grab a piece of bread, wipe on your crotch and enjoy. "For all we have and are, for all our children's fate, stand up and take the war, the Hun is at the gate!" --- Rudyard Kipling She-Mail Me Here | ||||
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