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disgustip8ed
posted on 10-02-2001 @ 2:53 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 01
Anyone know where I can find the article on the internet. I'm a poor college student and don't have the money to buy Penthouse, instead I have to spend it on beer, not even real beer, Natural Lite. Hopefully, you will feel my pain and understand that I need to see this article so that it will cheer me up from having to drink Natural Lite.


'Where your crutch like a crown of negativity.
Calculate what we will not tolerate.
Desperate to control, all and everything.
Unable to forgive, Scarlet letterman.' MJK
hornygoatweed
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posted on 10-02-2001 @ 3:16 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

I'm a poor college student and don't have the money to buy Penthouse

Do like everyone else does at my local newsstand - flip through it right there, and put it back on the rack when you're done :)


"HLJC 4 LIFE The mind is like a parachute - it works best when open. HLJC 4 LIFE"


I've got two open seats.
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Lord Duvious
posted on 10-02-2001 @ 3:21 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jul. 01
quote:

Natural Lite


Uggh. I feel for ya man.



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hornygoatweed
I've Got A Vagina With Teeth.
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Dragoon Battalion
My friends call me Weed
posted on 10-02-2001 @ 3:27 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

cheer me up from having to drink Natural Lite

It could be worse - ever drink Midnight Dragon? It goes for $1.09 for a 40 oz. (by me anyway). Now THATS bottom of the barrell beer.


"HLJC 4 LIFE The mind is like a parachute - it works best when open. HLJC 4 LIFE"


I've got two open seats.
Email me here or AIM me at Organic999 to apply!!


Snoteater
posted on 10-02-2001 @ 7:43 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Apr. 01
1) I only buy penthouse of the articles (tog)

2) Worst Beer=Olympia $2.40 a twelve pack.



"They have taken our towers, but they haven't taken our freedom and spirit."
Froy
King Shit
*board owner*

posted on 10-02-2001 @ 8:03 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Feb. 01
quote:

I'm a poor college student and don't have the money to buy Penthouse



Or what you're saying is that you're 12 years old, and the clerk at 7-11 won't sell it to you.


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I believe in the hope and I pray...
That someday it may raise me... above these badlands
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posted on 10-02-2001 @ 11:44 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 00
quote:

I'm a poor college student and don't have the money to buy Penthouse



If you can't afford to pay for Penthouse, then how the hell can you stand to pay attention in college?


<---- Kiss me helmet.

Semprini?
Froy
King Shit
*board owner*

posted on 10-02-2001 @ 11:47 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Feb. 01
Holy Shit Joe, is Vos writing your jokes? These are getting more painful with each post.


I believe in the Faith... that can save me.
I believe in the hope and I pray...
That someday it may raise me... above these badlands
Joe Soprano
posted on 10-02-2001 @ 11:50 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 00
quote:

Holy Shit Joe, is Vos writing your jokes? These are getting more painful with each post.



Oh, I thought you'd know by now... I AM Rich Vos.


<---- Kiss me helmet.

Semprini?
disgustip8ed
posted on 10-03-2001 @ 3:15 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 01
quote:

Or what you're saying is that you're 12 years old, and the clerk at 7-11 won't sell it to you.


No really, I am a college student, and I just spent 12 dollars at a bar (it was dollar domestic long neck night!) . . . . and I love the Froy (cheap attempt at trying to get some sympathy)

quote:

Do like everyone else does at my local newsstand - flip through it right there, and put it back on the rack when you're done


I would, but then I end up looking like the desperate college student that isn't getting any piece of ass. I don't want to be that guy.


And still, noone has been any help to getting the article here, come on, help someone down on his luck. I am drinking Natural Lite for gods sake!!


'Where your crutch like a crown of negativity.
Calculate what we will not tolerate.
Desperate to control, all and everything.
Unable to forgive, Scarlet letterman.' MJK
Grumpy
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posted on 10-03-2001 @ 1:24 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Dec. 00
quote:

I would, but then I end up looking like the desperate college student that isn't getting any piece of ass. I don't want to be that guy.


So instead you'd rather be a desperate college student that isn't getting any POA and pathetically begs on a message board?



Ever wonder what happens when you bite the hand that feeds you?

September 11, 2001 - Always Remember!


disgustip8ed
posted on 10-03-2001 @ 2:58 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 01
quote:

So instead you'd rather be a desperate college student that isn't getting any POA and pathetically begs on a message board?


I'm not saying that I'm not getting any POA, what I am saying is that I don't wanna LOOK like the pathetic person in college having to buy Penthouse . . . ugh, nevermind. god, I'm such a tool.


'Where your crutch like a crown of negativity.
Calculate what we will not tolerate.
Desperate to control, all and everything.
Unable to forgive, Scarlet letterman.' MJK
NJopposition
posted on 10-03-2001 @ 8:35 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
Natti Light and Ice are pleasures compared to fuckin Keystone Light. granted, cases are only 10 bucks, but bleeeehhhhhh, goddamn it goes down nasty as shit....

TeenSlut
posted on 10-03-2001 @ 11:24 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Apr. 01
quote:

Or what you're saying is that you're 12 years old, and the clerk at 7-11 won't sell it to you

No, I'm the one with that problem. Anyone wanna buy me porn? :)


I can help you change
Tired moments into pleasure.
Say the word and we'll be
Well upon our way

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Sluggo667
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posted on 10-03-2001 @ 11:27 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 01
Since when does Penthouse have articles?


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