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spitfire421
posted on 10-12-2001 @ 11:31 AM      
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LONDON (Reuters) - First came the Wonderbra.
Now comes the Wonderbum -- a new product that "lifts, separates and shapes" the parts other tights just don't reach.

The product promises "a perfectly peachy, pert bottom," according to makers DuPont Lycra, which unveiled the uplifting new "technology" at a hosiery show on Wednesday.

"Let's face it, this is what women everywhere want," said a company spokeswoman. "Women would no longer need to turn to the surgeon's knife to achieve that pert look."

The only snag?

There are currently only two pairs in existence --DuPont says the wobbly majority must wait until the end of 2002 before Wonderbum hits the stores.




The Wonderbum? ROFL




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Sloatsburgh
posted on 10-12-2001 @ 11:35 AM      
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And the women who wear the Wonderbra and the Wonderbum say that honesty is the most important quality that they look for in a man.







She tastes like a gyro.

I loathe the Froy.
Metalfan
posted on 10-12-2001 @ 11:41 AM      
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So does that mean her ass will sag to the floor when she takes the Wonderbum off now too?

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posted on 10-12-2001 @ 11:48 AM      
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B wants a D in her A if she wear's one of them. Nice A



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posted on 10-12-2001 @ 12:32 PM      
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God Bless Technology

Oh yeah, and God Bless the USA too


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posted on 10-12-2001 @ 12:37 PM      
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Is it me or does anyone else think this babe would have a great ass with or with out the Wonderbum?


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Black Lazerus
posted on 10-12-2001 @ 12:43 PM      
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so does this mean that more white girls are going to have ghetto butts
NICE
Picture a world with blondes with ghetto bums(lol)
ripe for the sharp blow from the spade shovel.... oh sorry i was rambling.

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Arthur Dent
posted on 10-12-2001 @ 12:52 PM      
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Biggest drawback, it takes 20 minutes to take it off. Hope they come out with a crotchless version. ;)
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posted on 10-12-2001 @ 1:45 PM      
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quote:

Hope they come out with a crotchless version.
If the crotchless version "lifts and separates" the world would be a much happier place.


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JackDan1974
posted on 10-12-2001 @ 3:28 PM      
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quote:

Hope they come out with a crotchless version.




The crotchless panties one of man's best inventions





spitfire421
posted on 10-12-2001 @ 3:37 PM      
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I don't understand guys fascination with crotchless panties. Why wear underwear if you're going crotchless?


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prototype
posted on 10-12-2001 @ 3:38 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
Nice I don't care what it sags to when she takes it off.

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Nana's Precious
posted on 10-12-2001 @ 3:42 PM      
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quote:

I don't understand guys fascination with crotchless panties. Why wear underwear if you're going crotchless?




I agree with Spitfire, all women from here on out shall go pantyless.


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Arthur Dent
posted on 10-12-2001 @ 4:22 PM      
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quote:

I don't understand guys fascination with crotchless panties. Why wear underwear if you're going crotchless?



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FeelMyFunBags
posted on 10-12-2001 @ 11:44 PM      
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Is it just me or is that contraption scary looking? I can't imagine I would want any guy to see me like that....


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posted on 10-13-2001 @ 1:11 AM      
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quote:

Is it me or does anyone else think this babe would have a great ass with or with out the Wonderbum?

i wonder if it would work for someone like stalker patty?
....hey, not bad ;)

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This message was edited by QuickStop on 10-13-01 @ 1:27 AM
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posted on 10-13-2001 @ 1:19 AM      
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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
QUICK STOP BAD!


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Kid Afrika
posted on 10-13-2001 @ 1:21 AM      
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just another instance of whitey trying to look like the black folks. ;)


So what do you really wanna do when I get militant

Thought I was a pimp, flip the script if you can' get with this

They call me Big Boi, I be cappin with a big gun

Run up on it if you want it, then you bite the big one



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posted on 10-13-2001 @ 1:53 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

just another instance of whitey trying to look like the black folks

Whats next are we going to rob liquor stores and smoke crack?


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Kid Afrika
posted on 10-13-2001 @ 1:57 AM      
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Nope, we'll leave that to you mexicans. ;)


So what do you really wanna do when I get militant

Thought I was a pimp, flip the script if you can' get with this

They call me Big Boi, I be cappin with a big gun

Run up on it if you want it, then you bite the big one



Tequila
Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal!
Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!!
posted on 10-13-2001 @ 2:00 AM      
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Then who will sell the oranges?


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A NEW DAY OF INFAMY
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Kid Afrika
posted on 10-13-2001 @ 2:31 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 70
the quatemalans.


So what do you really wanna do when I get militant

Thought I was a pimp, flip the script if you can' get with this

They call me Big Boi, I be cappin with a big gun

Run up on it if you want it, then you bite the big one



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Limey Mothercocker
posted on 10-13-2001 @ 4:10 AM      
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well, i for one will continue to go commando



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DasDoomper
posted on 10-14-2001 @ 10:22 AM      
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Registered: Jun. 01
quote:

Biggest drawback, it takes 20 minutes to take it off. Hope they come out with a crotchless version.



20 min!?!? Is it air-tight or something?



DasDoomper


Skeet Slambone
posted on 10-14-2001 @ 10:32 AM      
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quote:

20 min!?!? Is it air-tight or something?


And if it is, what effect is that going to have on the real bum?

Tupics bites the dust, fuckin f**s



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