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windowlck	posted on 10-14-2001 @ 8:51 PM
Psychopath Registered: Oct. 00	quote: I was still funny.... Oh and thats the material they wanted me to do asswipe Vos, the "why did the chicken crossing the road" joke is funny to a person that never heard it before. But GOD DAMN, i've never seen a comic milk the same routine OVER AND OVER like you do. Lets play a game: How many Vos Punchlines can you remmeber?? I'm down w/ the struggle wanna buy a washer door that's because we won't let you back in the house what happend to just being stupid that's what you think drunk in the gutter WANTED: Uncreative comic lookig for New material "DON'T LET THE TIME PASS WAITIN' FOR THE ANSWER" - Fear Factory

MashedPotatohead NIGGA PLEASE! All the bitches in here are crazy!	posted on 10-14-2001 @ 9:25 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	quote: And I don't need the money I am doing pretty well for my unfunny self. HUMMMM....then how do you explain that pink shirt? ;) This message was edited by MashedPotatohead on 10-14-01 @ 9:27 PM

Joe Soprano	posted on 10-14-2001 @ 9:43 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00	Rich Vos shops at Marshalls cuz he's banned for life from Mandee's. Semprini? GO BUCS

Froy King Shit board owner	posted on 10-14-2001 @ 9:55 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Feb. 01	quote: Rich Vos shops at Marshalls cuz he's banned for life from Mandee's No, he shops there because it's the only place left on earth that still sells white Kangol hats. I believe in the Faith... that can save me. I believe in the hope and I pray... That someday it may raise me... above these badlands This message was edited by Froy on 10-14-01 @ 10:23 PM

TFEC Coming Soon!!! The Grand Opening of The Junkyard Bar & Grill!	posted on 10-14-2001 @ 9:55 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00	quote: Rich Vos shops at Marshalls cuz he's banned for life from Mandee's Really? Cause I saw a banned for life poster of the buck toothed jew at k-mart the other day. BYE BYE BIN LADEN!!! 11 Sep 01: A day we will always remember, a day those bastards will never forget!! Support the troops!! Lights on when driving!!

Kid Afrika	posted on 10-14-2001 @ 10:07 PM
Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70	quote: Kagoul Maybe I'm out of the loop on this one, but isn't it Kangol? ...and Vos doesn't only shop at Marshall's, he's been the "Shopper of the Month" for the last three months at TJMaxx. You need to git up, git out and git somethin Don't spend all your time tryin to get high You need git up, git out and git somethin How will you make it if you never even try

Froy King Shit board owner	posted on 10-14-2001 @ 10:24 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Feb. 01	Thanks Kid, I couldn't remember the exact brand, I just knew I was close. I figures someone would correct me. LOL. There I edited myself. I believe in the Faith... that can save me. I believe in the hope and I pray... That someday it may raise me... above these badlands

Joe Soprano	posted on 10-14-2001 @ 10:38 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00	Somewhere, LL Cool J is insulted. Semprini? GO BUCS

X-Filed Rich Vos is the emobdiemnt of all that is teh funney	posted on 10-14-2001 @ 10:45 PM
Psychopath Registered: Jun. 01	Hey vos, you unfunny hack. How's those shows you taped in england coming along? Can't wait to see them. And when they told you what material to use, what choices did you give them, unfunny....or crickets chirping funny? Vos, funny as a colonostomy THERE'S ALWAYS ROOM FOR BIG HUGE JUGS OF MILK!!!

Joe Soprano	posted on 10-14-2001 @ 10:58 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00	quote: How's those shows you taped in england coming along So they really do have a show called "Fag Talk" in England, eh? Rich Vos: funnier than a perp impaled on a picket fence. Semprini? GO BUCS

GonzoStyle	posted on 10-15-2001 @ 12:08 AM
Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70	quote: Gonzo you asshole you didn't call me a liar, this was your post, I cover my trackssince I didn't care enough to plug them. That is calling me a liar, and I can take a joke that is just not funny. And my head is far from nortons ass. You want to see funny the kid africa post where someone was throwing a chair thats funny although he's a douchebag to. And if you made any real money in life and did stand behind your words instead of being a coward you would have bet me a thousand dollars. And I don't need the money I am doing pretty well for my unfunny self. And what really gets me you then say I really am a Jew in your post. What kind of Jew are you to trash another Jew, you should listen to lyn samuels she is also a self hateing Jew. PS if your the lawyer guy I met disrecard the making real money thing I said. now post something funny Vos Dude what the fuck is your problem, did you bore another audience with that narcoleptic seance you call an act. Vos i was just fucking with you and I can take a jab and give one, I know not to get pissed over what people saw on a computer dude. You should really take a look at your priorities when you as a grown man has to argue with someone over a comment made in fun. I know you probably plugged them, but I was just busting your balls. Yet you take it personally next time fix your tampon first before you go spew off your bullshit rhetoric. As far as making money I make a decent living doing what I do. I am not a comic nor do I pretend to be one, that is your job and if you do well god bless you. But I never knew the higher your tax bracket is the funnier you are. As far as me not bashing you cause we are both jews, I musta missed that in the torah. I am the furthest thing from a self hating jew, if I was I would subject myself into listening to your material. So do us all a favor instead of cursing since you obviously don't have anything intelligent to say in place of calling me an asshole. Stop look at things as a joke, bust on me in return but don't whine like a little snivelling cunt about these things. You are supposed to be a comic but you're about as real as a chinese red-head, but I still love you, lol there nw it is all better. Vos as funny as a case of the crabs on a hot day at the DMV. If I could capture the rage of today's youth and bottle it Crush the glass with my bare hands and swallow it And spit it back in the face of you racists And hypocrites who think the same shit but don't say shit You Liberaces, Versaces and Nazi's watch me You motherfuckers wanna judge me cuz you're not me She-Mail Me Here

Vos2803 BUTTERCUP It may be an old Mercedes, but it's still a fucking Mercedes! Its different then Love Line because its on VH1.	posted on 10-15-2001 @ 1:22 AM
Psychopath Registered: Jan. 01	Gonzo I didn't know you were kidding, sorry, I have been bloating the last couple of days, and I broke a nail, sorry again. Xfile and kid monkey you guys can go have intercourse with yourselfs, see Gonzo I didn't curse. PS I get the kangols for free from the company everything else is from Marshalls Vos RichVos.com

Froy King Shit board owner	posted on 10-15-2001 @ 11:51 AM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Feb. 01	quote: I have been bloating the last couple of days I'm sure someone around here can loan you some Midol... I believe in the Faith... that can save me. I believe in the hope and I pray... That someday it may raise me... above these badlands

Kid Afrika	posted on 10-15-2001 @ 12:18 PM
Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70	quote: kid monkey you guys can go have intercourse with yourselfs See now, you finally did something funny... too bad it was your spelling that was funny, and not what you said. If I could fuck myself, I'd be a millionaire living in LA. But alas, I am not, because I can not. I don't know exactly what your problem is, maybe it's your inability to be a proper parent. Maybe it's your misconception that you have talent. Whatever it is, maybe you can turn the tragedy that is your life into an act. It worked for Louie Anderson, and he's a fat unfunny comic, you're just a buck-toothed unfunny jew. You need to git up, git out and git somethin Don't spend all your time tryin to get high You need git up, git out and git somethin How will you make it if you never even try This message was edited by Kid Afrika on 10-15-01 @ 12:39 PM

TFEC Coming Soon!!! The Grand Opening of The Junkyard Bar & Grill!	posted on 10-15-2001 @ 8:07 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00	quote: I get the kangols for free Yup straight from the dumpster. Rich Vos as funny as the hanoi hilton BYE BYE BIN LADEN!!! 11 Sep 01: A day we will always remember, a day those bastards will never forget!! Support the troops!! Lights on when driving!!

Kid Afrika	posted on 10-15-2001 @ 8:10 PM
Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70	Rich Vos, funny as a herpes flare up. You need to git up, git out and git somethin Don't spend all your time tryin to get high You need git up, git out and git somethin How will you make it if you never even try This message was edited by Kid Afrika on 10-15-01 @ 8:13 PM

Joe Soprano	posted on 10-15-2001 @ 9:25 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00	Rich Vos: As funny as a morphine overdose. Semprini? GO BUCS

windowlck	posted on 10-15-2001 @ 9:32 PM
Psychopath Registered: Oct. 00	Rich Vos, Funny as Norris "DON'T LET THE TIME PASS WAITIN' FOR THE ANSWER" - Fear Factory

Ants in My Pants Billy Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right??? Prettiest Butterfly in the garden All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.	posted on 10-16-2001 @ 1:21 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Apr. 01	quote: Rich Vos, Funny as Norris Holy shit, Windowlck, now you've crossed the line. That's just too damn mean and cruel. Vos might cry like a baby when he reads that. *"Ants in my pants, it was bigger than an elephant... I swear it was this big!"*

IkeaBoy P.L.F. Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal I will die a traitor's death	posted on 10-16-2001 @ 1:50 AM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Sep. 00	Vos as funny as Kim Phuc Vos as funny as Paula Poundstone "I didn't realize how tragic it [the WTC attack] was until the celebrities told me"- Ron Bennington Tuesday October 16-CBS: Nothing of note...NBC: Nothing of note...FOX: 70s Show at 8, Undeclared at 8:30...ABC: Nothing of note...UPN: Buffy, Roswell...WB: Gilmore GIrls, Smallville Premiere This message was edited by IkeaBoy on 10-16-01 @ 1:53 AM

njstrawberry	posted on 10-16-2001 @ 8:47 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 01	Vos kicks royal ass. This thread proves it. I need to bounce back to the "normal" days when I could leave my house and not be afraid of being attacked by a plane flown by a mad man. So Rich, are you playing anywhere local anytime soon? Let me know babe. ...IT'S TIME FOR ECONOMIC WARFARE... We MUST strike against the nations, which advocate, implement, harbor or financially support terrorism, by not purchasing their products or supporting their businesses!

Froy King Shit board owner	posted on 10-16-2001 @ 9:11 AM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Feb. 01	Rich Vos: "Yeah, I'll be at the Diner on 46 West in Little Falls tonight, and tomorrow I'll be at the IHOP on 17 South in Ramsey." I believe in the Faith... that can save me. I believe in the hope and I pray... That someday it may raise me... above these badlands

Vos2803 BUTTERCUP It may be an old Mercedes, but it's still a fucking Mercedes! Its different then Love Line because its on VH1.	posted on 10-16-2001 @ 10:26 AM
Psychopath Registered: Jan. 01	NJStrawberry it's about time someone with some class and the knowledge of talent posts. This is not a plug, but myself and some other comics are doing a fund raiser oct. 28 at the stress factory,it will be fun talk later.the dates froy posted at the diner were cancelled due to my lack of being funny. Hey kid tatsoon the other night I was opening a can of tuna and it made me wonder how is your mom. I heard the bad news that HUD was going to board up her snatch.Whats your family going to do for money now. Vos RichVos.com

Sephiroth	posted on 10-16-2001 @ 10:42 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00	Joe Soprano: Funnier than Rich Vos. No really, he is. Vengence be thy name. Death be thy Chore. Move swiftly, Move silently and cede thy Wrath. AIM \| E-MAIL \| CHAT Click Here to Help me live Forever Motherfuckers !!!

TFEC Coming Soon!!! The Grand Opening of The Junkyard Bar & Grill!	posted on 10-16-2001 @ 10:06 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00	quote: NJStrawberry it's about time someone with some class and the knowledge of talent posts Yet another theory shot straight to hell. Rich Vos: as funny as the taliban BYE BYE BIN LADEN!!! 11 Sep 01: A day we will always remember, a day those bastards will never forget!! Support the troops!! Lights on when driving!!

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