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| Scrappleking | posted on 10-15-2001 @ 8:01 PM |    | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Aug. 01  | This message was forwarded to me by a personal friend who I consider, and have considered to be a trustworty, reliable person for over ten years: Dear Friends: I know many of you have received countless e-mails over the last month related to the September 11 attacks on America. I have written these off as paranoia, but this is real. All along the east coast of the US, from Maine to Florida, there has been electric eel eggs released into the sewage system. These eels have jestated and hatched! This weekend, while using the toilet, a baby eel shocked my ass. I jumped up in suprise and pain, but not quick enough. This morning I had surgery to remove four baby eels from my ass. They were deceased by this time, but I spent the weekend in extreme discomfort. I experience rectal bleeding, and every time I farted, I received a shock. The electric charges were less on each occasion, but painful none the less. Believe this or not, its your ass, literally. Those who know me personally know I do not send email forwards unless the are REAL! Also, I sent this to my cousin, and after deleting this message he was attacked, in the ass, by 14 baby eels. This is really scary, I'm not going to the bathroom inside again!! "Somebody took my phone number and called Afghanistan. Afghanistan! I've never talked to anyone in Afghanistan, I don't know nobody in Afghanistan, and even if did know anyone, I wouldn't talk to that Afghan ass for three hours! I won't talk to my daddy for three hours." | ||||
| Filzy Stand up straight Stomach in Shoulders back SOUND OFF!!! | posted on 10-15-2001 @ 8:04 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00 | Ok, I think it's time for someone's medication, and it's not me this time. Funny though, and I don't know why.  There are 3 types of leaders and heroes. Some are born leaders, some are built from the ground up by experience, and some are the right people at the right time. Now accepting two recruits for the revived Armored Division. | ||||
| Kid Afrika | posted on 10-15-2001 @ 8:06 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70 | Can we please enact a rule that says you will not copy and paste your e-mails into threads? Puhleeeze??? Dude, don't believe everything you read in an e-mail. No world secrets will ever be exposed through e-mail. Ever!
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| TFEC Coming Soon!!! The Grand Opening of The Junkyard Bar & Grill! | posted on 10-15-2001 @ 8:11 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00 | quote: Yet another good theroy shot straight to hell!! Note to readers: this is your brain on an overdose of acid. Lesson? Don't OD on acid!!  BYE BYE BIN LADEN!!! 11 Sep 01: A day we will always remember, a day those bastards will never forget!! Support the troops!! Lights on when driving!! | ||||
| Sephiroth | posted on 10-15-2001 @ 8:11 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00 | AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH !!!!
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| Maynard | posted on 10-15-2001 @ 8:36 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01 | Hey guys, I usually hate when people post their e-mail, but there ARE exceptions. Sometimes someone has something interesting or really funny . This is a fucking GEM! Thanks for posting this cause I laughed my ass off!quote: That is fucking comedic genius!  | ||||
| DasDoomper | posted on 10-15-2001 @ 9:13 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jun. 01 | And this one time, at band camp... DasDoomper  | ||||
| Kid Afrika | posted on 10-15-2001 @ 9:14 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70 | Ok, I admit it, it's kind of funny, and no, I didn't read it all before commenting. But, it's still an e-mail, and annoying because of that in and of itself.
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| Joe Soprano | posted on 10-15-2001 @ 9:19 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00 | This has to be a fake - everybody knows it's 'gestated', not 'jestated'. Unless the author was converted into a jester... GO BUCS | ||||
| Lent Black Rock Coalition Do you have a basketball in your car? | posted on 10-15-2001 @ 9:35 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: May. 00 | ...geez that was sooo lame. You know your "friend" might have been "fowarded" the same thing from fifteen other people. 
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| Sluggo667 SLASH's New Buddy, but shhh... I am not allowed to tell anyone. | posted on 10-15-2001 @ 9:50 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Apr. 01 | SHOCKING! Sluggo667PROUDAMERICAN!!! | ||||
...And now the battle between us and them has begun. JYD-4-LIFE. | posted on 10-15-2001 @ 10:17 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: May. 00 | i dont know whats more surprising. the fact that alot of you people believed that this email is real or that kid is trying to dictate policy again.(btw busting kid's balls=funny) Across the field you see the sky ripped open See the rain through a gaping wound Pounding on the women and children Who run Into the arms Of America-U2 | ||||
| red rocket Secret Sex Chat | posted on 10-16-2001 @ 12:34 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 01 | HOLY SHIT, I just got real scared. I was about to take a dump in the bathroom in my house. I lifted the toilet seat and I saw something that looked like an eel. I was very nervous and scared. But I found out it was just a floater someone left so I flushed. That was a close one. God Bless The USA. | ||||
| 2 tired 2 give N F One of the Teen Tomatoe Boys is Retarted... Guess which one I am!!! | posted on 10-16-2001 @ 1:10 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jan. 01 | Go here to learn more about electric eels And I find you here, Through your eyes everything's clear, And I fall inside your arms, but I'm alone for now, alone for now... | ||||
I have Cool-Mod-Powers and can read the Cool-Mod-Forum, then I drive home in my Cool-Mod-Car UFC | posted on 10-16-2001 @ 1:57 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | BAH! If you want to be scared to go to the bathroom, go rent "Of Unknown Origin" an old movie from the 80's.. I can almost garaunTEE you'll be using a stick to lift the toilet lid.. mainly because the premise of the film IS entirely TRUE and, though unlikely, still possible. No! I am NOT a Goth Dude!! "Good? Bad? I'm the guy with the gun!" | ||||
| crx girl Newbie! vg Y's me ugo girl Limey Mothercocker | posted on 10-16-2001 @ 2:14 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | my friend's dad once had a tree frog jump out of the bowl and grab a hold of his balls... An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. --Victor Hugo regardless of my status, i am a nice person. no really, i am, i swear;) crack hitler belongs to me :) need me? try: crxgirl@opieanthony.com | ||||
| The Sleeper Being a Minor is a Threat to my Social Life PoseUr i ahve 2 threads at teh top, i feel like maynard | posted on 10-16-2001 @ 5:52 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | boooooo, crx changed her sig which was one of my favorites. oops....sorry to defile. | ||||
| The Painter 1/2 a bottle of Jack Daniels... it's a cure-all | posted on 10-16-2001 @ 6:33 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00 | quote:Don't worry about it. The alligators will eat them.  | ||||
| King f-tard | posted on 10-16-2001 @ 9:49 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 01 | So does this mean that Gay Marco will start shitting a lot more often, with the chance of an encounter with another creature shooting UP his ass??  | ||||
| Skeet Slambone | posted on 10-16-2001 @ 11:14 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00 | Actually I think there is a better chance that we will see Gay Marco purchase snorkle gear and go sewer walking. ie Mr Garrison
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| katya_ann That's Miss Jesus Cooze to you! | posted on 10-16-2001 @ 7:04 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Apr. 01 | quote: Friggin' hilarious..... (: Meanwhile, this is righ up there with masturbating with a lobster.... and at least that feels good.... | ||||
| Sluggo667 SLASH's New Buddy, but shhh... I am not allowed to tell anyone. | posted on 10-18-2001 @ 6:16 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Apr. 01 | I usually don't forward these but this one is particularly frightening to me. Don't go to the bathroom on October 28th. CIA intelligence reports that a major plot is planned for that day. Anyone who takes a poop on the 28th will be bitten on the ass by an alligator. Reports indicate that organized groups of alligators are planning to rise up into unsuspecting American's toilet bowls and bite them when they are doing their dirty business. I usually don't send emails like this, but I got this information from a reliable source. It came from a friend of a friend whose cousin is dating this girl whose brother knows this guy whose wife knows this lady whose husband buys hot-dogs from this guy who knows a shoeshine guy who shines the shoes of a mailroom worker who has a friend who's drug dealer sells drugs to another mailroom worker who works in the CIA building. He apparently overheard two guys talking in the bathroom about alligators and came to the conclusion that we are going to be attacked. So it must be true Sluggo667PROUDAMERICAN!!! | ||||
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