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Frenchy
posted on 10-16-2001 @ 11:06 PM      
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i would literally skin him and make him eat it. Then i would burn him alive. laughing my balls off while he squirms around.

Joe Soprano
posted on 10-16-2001 @ 11:10 PM      
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Make him sit through "Mafia"... Or a Rich Vos show... Or "SNL: The Best of Jay Mohr"... or all three, in no particular order...



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posted on 10-16-2001 @ 11:30 PM      
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I'd make him read this thread...;)
Just kidding...
I'd send him to Sweden and give him a sex operation and put him back into Afgahastan and have him live under the Taliban...(Read that in a FWD ;) )



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posted on 10-16-2001 @ 11:32 PM      
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I'd make him read Joe Soprano posts over and
over.




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posted on 10-16-2001 @ 11:34 PM      
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id make him do a search of this board and find where this same topic was posted a week or 2 ago. oh wait thats what i would make you do, sorry got confused there for a minute




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posted on 10-16-2001 @ 11:58 PM      
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I'd either hang his dick off the empire state building while he's on fire OR just electroshock the fucker in a sold out Giants Staduim on PPV. The under cards would be people throwing boric acid on his henchmen repeately until their skulls remain.

Death to terroists in a sadistic way=always funny.





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Joe Soprano
posted on 10-17-2001 @ 12:11 AM      
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quote:

... people throwing boric acid on his henchmen repeately until their skulls remain.



Or just shoot acid on them through a hose like in that movie "A.I."



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posted on 10-17-2001 @ 12:18 AM      
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quote:

movie "A.I."



you saw that??? ahhhhaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaa that is so lame:)




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posted on 10-17-2001 @ 12:22 AM      
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quote:

Or just shoot acid on them through a hose like in that movie "A.I."




Damn, I had that in my mind. :)

And don't knock off A.I., it was one of the few movies with substance this year. (Ghost World, being another.)





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posted on 10-17-2001 @ 12:23 AM      
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quote:

I'd make him read Joe Soprano posts over and over.

Isn't that the sixth level of hell anyway? ;)


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Joe Soprano
posted on 10-17-2001 @ 12:27 AM      
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quote:

I'd make him read Joe Soprano posts over and over.

Isn't that the sixth level of hell anyway?



Actually, it's the 7th; what used to be K1d's status is the sixth level ;)



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posted on 10-17-2001 @ 1:11 AM      
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i would pinch his nuts with a tweezer every half hour.

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TheGameHHH
posted on 10-17-2001 @ 1:30 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
Wouldn't it just be easier to put a bullet in his
head and end him. That man is a miserable excuse
for a human being, the more time he spends on this
planet, the worse off we all are!




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posted on 10-17-2001 @ 1:35 AM      
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psychological torture.

What could they put on Best of Jay Mohr- Chris Walken psychic friends network?

Anyway going off topic, AI wasn't AWFUL but it wasn't that GREAT. Kubrick definitely would have done a better job. It had substance in some parts and totally lost it in others (e.g. ending, the Robin Williams part). I liked Jude Law in it though.

On the other hand Ghost World is definitely an amazing, amazing film that deserves to be seen. it's a shame it didn't get more play but then again Thora Birch is no Freddie Prinze Jr.

Let me once again plug Mullholland Drive, you'll have no idea what's going on but you WILL LOVE IT.



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King f-tard
posted on 10-17-2001 @ 8:17 AM      
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quote:

Let me once again plug Mullholland Drive


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I would cut off his balls and then cut his chest with a dull rusty chisel and stuff his balls in there. Then just hang him.





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Metalfan
posted on 10-17-2001 @ 8:28 AM      
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quote:

Or just shoot acid on them through a hose like in that movie "A.I."



Hey, they stole that from Alien Nation...bastards. Only it was salt water in AN :-)

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posted on 10-17-2001 @ 8:43 AM      
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If I were French, I would probably let him take over my country, just like the Germans did.

Otherwise, I would stick him with needles of Aids, Anthrax, Cancer, Syphillis, Gonnorhea, Estrogen to turn him female. Than I would cut off his dick with a rusty chainsaw. I would than stick fishhooks in his eyeballs. I would than make him watch, the history of the french army over and over again.

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posted on 10-17-2001 @ 9:10 AM      
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I only mean this in half jest.

I have long been an advocate of stoning as the preferred method of Capital Punishment. I like it for the following reasons.
* It is not clean and painless. Criminals mights actually be frightened of it.
* Make regular citizens perform the task. Many people say they are for the death penalty but if they actually had to carry out the sentence they would want to be sure the party is guilty so they would not have innocent blood on their hands.
* Let survivors help. How many people would want to be one to throw a stone at the person who took a loved one away from them.

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posted on 10-17-2001 @ 9:33 AM      
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i'd strap him to a missle and "accidently" drop it on the french on my way home


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spitfire421
posted on 10-17-2001 @ 9:49 AM      
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quote:

Only it was salt water in AN


Nice reference, good show...

I would force him to have a sex change operation and make him live under a regime that treats women worse than the Taliban, make him live under fundamentalist Islamic law as a woman. Then during this treatment, I'd let everyone who has lost a good friend/loved one to this tragedy have 15 minutes alone with him as a punching bag or to do whatever they wanted with him.... then draw and quarter him.


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Silvio Dante
posted on 10-17-2001 @ 10:21 AM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
I would duct tape him to a chair, Steeler's Wheel, cut his ear off, and throw some gas on him. Hopefully, Mr. Orange doesn't interfere before I set him on fire.








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