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| Posted By | Discussion Topic: Medical question about shit. | ||||
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| IrishAlkey Chucky Official OA.com Homo CUNT ROCKETTE Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!! Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm] "my mod powers are on temporary hiatus" This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm | posted on 10-18-2001 @ 1:01 AM |    | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 01  | quote: Fantasies, poof!...out the window! Thanks, Mrs. M! :)  | ||||
| King f-tard | posted on 10-18-2001 @ 7:47 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 01 | Mrs. Moosen is multi talented. Not only does she know about poo, she can hit a softball pretty good too. IM me Or E-Mail Me | ||||
| Banana_juice | posted on 10-18-2001 @ 9:19 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | ok. you asked for it.. here are some answers... What is poop made of? About 3/4 of your average turd is made of water. Of course, this value is highly variable - the water content of diarrhea is much higher, and the amount of water in poop that has been retained (voluntarily or otherwise) is lower. Water is absorbed out of fecal material as it passes through the intestine, so the longer a turd resides inside before emerging, the drier it will be. Of the remaining portion of the turd, about 1/3 is composed of dead bacteria. These microcorpses come from the intestinal garden of microorganisms that assist us in the digestion of our food. Another 1/3 of the turd mass is made of stuff that we find indigestible, like cellulose, for instance. This indigestible material is called "fiber," and is useful in getting the turd to move along through the intestine, perhaps because it provides traction. The remaining portion of the turd is a mixture of fats such as cholesterol, inorganic salts like phosphates, live bacteria, dead cells and mucus from the lining of the intestine, and protein. Why does poop stink? Poop stinks as a result of the products of bacterial action. Bacteria produce smelly, sulfur-rich organic compounds such as indole, skatole, and mercaptans, and the inorganic gas hydrogen sulfide. These are the same compounds that give farts their odor. Why is poop brown? The color comes mainly from bilirubin, a pigment that arises from the breakdown of red blood cells in the liver and bone marrow. The actual metabolic pathway of bilirubin and its byproducts in the body is very complicated, so we will simply say that a lot of it ends up in the intestine, where it is further modified by bacterial action. But the color itself comes from iron. Iron in hemoglobin in red blood cells gives blood its red color, and iron in the waste product bilirubin gives rise to its brown color. What other colors of poop are possible? Poop is mostly shades of brown or yellow, but other colors can arise under certain circumstances. For example, someone with a bleeding ulcer might have tarry black poop from the presence of partially digested blood. Bleeding in the intestine, from an anal fissure or split, for example, can stain the poop red. Bloody poop can also be a sign of colon cancer, so you should get it checked out by a doctor if you see blood in your stool. Some illnesses in babies gives them green or even blue-green poop. But another source of blue poop in children is more innocent: it can come from eating a concentrated source of blue food coloring such as ice cream. Intense red food coloring can produce bright red poop. Sometimes brightly colored foods pass through the gut almost unchanged, and the turd may be speckled with bright red fragments such as pimentos, or bright yellow kernels of corn. Poop can also be stained red if you eat beets, according to Ellen. One can experience white poop after consuming a barium milkshake for the purposes of getting an x-ray of the upper gastrointestinal tract. What is the cause of yellow poop? According to Michael F., one cause of this is Gilbert's Syndrome. "I have a benign condition known as Gilbert's Syndrome. It affects quite a few people, males mostly, in their teens+. It is a deficiency in the liver where red blood cells are broken down. I was informed when this was diagnosed that the broken down blood cells is what gives poop a lot of its color. People with Gilbert's Syndrome don't process as many blood cells - or not as fast - and their poop tends to be pale brown or yellow from the lower quantity of discarded red blood cell matter. This is especially true if there is less matter in your intestines (i.e., on a diet - as I have noticed) to remove the excess blood cells. Very frightening until you determine what is causing it. Gilbert's is a totally benign thing that doesn't harm anyone, although when a person is sick they can turn yellowish as if jaundiced, but it is not jaundice." Another cause of yellow poop is a giardia infection. Giardia are tiny Protozoan parasites that can invade the intestines and result in severe yellow diarrhea. It is a dangerous and contagious affliction that doctors are obligated to report to the Center for Disease Control. What is the cause of green poop? I have consulted with a doctor, a physiologist and a microbiologist on this question, and the following summarizes their answers: Healthy people can have green poop if they eat a diet rich in leafy green vegetables, or if they consume large quantities of food coloring (in ice cream, cake frosting etc.). Green poop can also be caused by excess iron in the diet, from dietary supplements, for example. If the body does not absorb all the iron consumed, the iron may stain the poop green, the color of iron (II) salts. Ordinarily, the green color may be masked by the normal brown poop color, but if digestion is thrown off by illness so that bilirubin is less concentrated in the intestine, the green color may become apparent. This can happen when a person is afflicted with diarrhea. Green poop in sick babies may come from iron in baby formula not being properly absorbed, or by green pigments in bile salts (again, green from iron).  E-Mail Me special thanks to maynard and grumpy for the sig pic and the help posting it This message was edited by Banana_juice on 10-18-01 @ 9:21 AM | ||||
| Skeet Slambone | posted on 10-18-2001 @ 9:34 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00 | If you want to see shit get as green as it possibly can, go out and eat some really really cheap pistachio ice cream. It makes your shit practically glow.
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| skitchr4u G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Xtreme Skiing Assualt Force | posted on 10-18-2001 @ 9:37 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00 | thank you doctor bananajuice AIM: SkiT4you | ||||
| Ken'sPen [Sarcasm] Doesn't Live Up To The Hype [/Sarcasm] I should have stayed OVER THERE | posted on 10-18-2001 @ 9:40 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 01 | quote: Joe take a good look in a mirror. | ||||
| Banana_juice | posted on 10-18-2001 @ 9:56 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | there is so much more info i can give ya, but it has nothing to do with green shit. so that is why i stopped there. E-Mail Me special thanks to maynard and grumpy for the sig pic and the help posting it | ||||
| Grumpy SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!! | posted on 10-18-2001 @ 10:23 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Dec. 00 | quote: Mrs. Moosen - I thought you got the court order to remove the toilet cam from my house. Do I have to call my attorney again? BJ - you have way too much fucking time on your hands, my little psychotic friend. way too much time. get a hobby.  | ||||
| Banana_juice | posted on 10-18-2001 @ 10:31 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | quote: nah, just had some down time at work the past few days.. and i do have a hobby, but i cant jerk off here at work really.. E-Mail Me special thanks to maynard and grumpy for the sig pic and the help posting it | ||||
| Maynard | posted on 10-18-2001 @ 2:06 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01 | quote: I think researching poo IS his hobby.  | ||||
| Metalfan | posted on 10-18-2001 @ 2:14 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00 | quote: Is shitology really considered a hobby BJ? E-Mail Me  09.11.01 - To those who we'll never see again - you'll be in our hearts forever | ||||
| Mrs. Moosen You think Flock is the real mod? Ha! Think again. USA | posted on 10-18-2001 @ 5:28 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: May. 01 | quote:Alkey, don't despair. You can keep your fantasies. I didn't say I liked to poo! quote:Awwww f-tard You flatter me. quote:Grumpy, I got the court order, but when I went to get the camera, it was missing. I asked your mom about it and... (insert joke here) :) Banana_juice... Damn dude! Now I know where to go if I need info on anything. You shame me! I was trying to keep it simple and you made me look that way... which I guess isn't too difficult. :)
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The sky is blue | posted on 10-18-2001 @ 5:52 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Oct. 00 | And here I was thinking that it would get 4 replies and die. Wanna be the coolest kid on your block? Get an 'I love Froy t-shirt!' Add it to your sig today! Email me at fezoanda@hotmail.com | ||||
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