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| Posted By | Discussion Topic: Show some American pride!!! | ||||
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| NJPsycho | posted on 10-22-2001 @ 3:50 PM |    | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 01  | This is an article I found my accident. Please show some American pride and flame their sorry little message board. By the way, "stoopid" is REALLY the author's screen name, and "FinlandSucks" is already taken. http://www.crackheadmorons.com/opinions/americans.shtml Stupid Americans Americans are stupid? "Fuck you," you say, "come here and I'll kick yer ass!" How about you come here and kick my ass... oh wait, I forgot, you don't know where Finland is. That's one of the problems with you stupid Americans. You're so self-centered, half of you don't even know where Canada is. Speaking of Canada, why is it that when I tell an American that I'm from Canada, they assume I'll know their buddy from Canada? "Canada, huh? So you know Billy and John? No? Really? What about Bob?" Just so you know, there's more than one Billy, John and Bob in Canada. Besides, what are the chances they're from anywhere near my home town? The country does cover an area of about 9 million square kilometres. "Huh? What's a square kilometre?" you ask. Well, it's a bit like a square mile but square miles are for dumb Americans and "kilometres" are for smart people. A kilometre is about 0.6219 miles. Cool, huh? Actually, over there it's spelt "kilometer". Why have you Americans found it necessary to change the English language? Your "phonetic spelling" is just retarded. Is it because you can't read? What you need is a better education system, not stupid spelling. It's also pretty cool that every one of you stupid, worthless Americans speaks exactly one language, while the rest of the world speaks two or three, and sometimes more. Still, you're extremely shitty with that one language that you're supposed to know. You can't spell for shit, and your grammar sucks. And yeah, I'm generalizing, but I'm allowed to; all this shit is true for 90% of you. You also whine when people don't pronounce English words exactly the way you want them to. You can't understand "foreigners", whether they speak English or not. One has to talk like a fucking redneck to be understood by one of you. You even put subtitles on Irish movies because you simply can't understand. If that's not retarded, I don't know what is. Then there's the fact that you stupid Americans think everyone lives in igloos. Canadians don't live in igloos. They live in normal houses, just like Americans. And although it might be terribly hard to believe, we don't ride dogsleds to school, we drive or take the bus. Then, of course, there's your retarded legal system. American smokers suing tobacco companies because of their own stupidity? What's up with that? Then there's the hot coffee thing; you sue McDonald's because your coffee is too hot. It's coffee, it's supposed to be hot. The next thing we know, you'll be suing McDonald's again, this time for making you fat. You're the fattest people in the world, you know, and that's despite the fact that you all have personal liposuction machines in your living rooms. -stoopid Thanks, NJPsycho  The bastard foster child that no wants to adopt | ||||
| Tequila Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal! Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!! | posted on 10-22-2001 @ 3:54 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01 | quote: Isnt it in Europe?  AOL/AIM - oanda1027fm | ||||
| danked Dankarella! | posted on 10-22-2001 @ 3:57 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 00 | i don't know what you're talking aboot. he seems pretty smart to me, ay? | ||||
| Snoteater | posted on 10-22-2001 @ 4:08 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Apr. 01 | quote: I think it's overseas somewhere.  | ||||
| MomYou'dLikeToF' | posted on 10-22-2001 @ 4:26 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Sep. 01 | quote:Although the majority of the article is very obnoxious, he makes a valid point here unfortunately. | ||||
| Thrillhouse Alkey gave me my bonus points back. | posted on 10-22-2001 @ 5:02 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Aug. 01 | quote: i know lock stock and 2 smoking barrels isnt an irish movie, but did anyone else have to watch that the first time with subtitles? Graduate of AFDude's Academy | ||||
| Spork | posted on 10-22-2001 @ 6:35 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jun. 01 | Typical Canadian clap-trap, pay no heed. Canadians, for the most part, are just jealous of the United States and all that it has. Many a Canadian will love to try and tell you how superior their country is to these United States. But ask a Canadian how they define their national identy? The best they can ever come up with is "I'm not American." They're a country that lives in denial. They all watch American TV (Fucking "America's Funniest Home Videos was #1 in Canadian ratings for YEARS (ahead of Seinfeld, Cheers, the whole bit - if that's not retarded I don't know what is) only with Canadian commercials inserted. They can't decide whether the United States is going to invade them for their water, making them the 51st state or if it's just ignoring them because they are so insignificant. Canada is like the yip yip dog that tries to bark loud enough so that it will be noticed and not stepped on. Sigh, I could go on, but the bullshit rhetoric quoted earlier is precisely why I left my godforsaken land. Three things, three mottos, sum it up for each country. Here we have "Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Happpiness." Canada has "Peace, Order and Good Government." Subservient bastards!  Thank you to all the brave volunteers who brought us all together as a country, and thank you to those of you brave soldiers who will fight and have fought for our country. We are a free people because of your efforts. | ||||
| DasDoomper | posted on 10-23-2001 @ 1:36 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jun. 01 | Top 5 reasons why Canada (or any other fucking country) Isn't called "New Germany". 1) United States Army 2) United States Navy 3) United States Marine Corps 4) United States Air Force 5) United States tax payers So shut the fuck up and enjoy the fact you don't have to play "globo-cop" for the rest of the world. DasDoomper  | ||||
| Cunt-Twat I'm not a Cockblocker, I'm a COCKSUCKER! | posted on 10-23-2001 @ 3:56 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | quote: ah...what?? mikeox is that you???? Remember-Laughter heals. | ||||
| crx girl Newbie! vg Y's me ugo girl Limey Mothercocker | posted on 10-23-2001 @ 4:01 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | i'm sorry, but i'm failing to see the problem here ;) An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. --Victor Hugo regardless of my status, i am a nice person. no really, i am, i swear;) crack hitler belongs to me :) need me? try: crxgirl@opieanthony.com | ||||
| JackDan1974 | posted on 10-23-2001 @ 4:11 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jul. 01 | quote: What about Sam? do you know my frind Sam? quote: Can we still bid on that E-bay ass whoopin.  | ||||
| Filzy Stand up straight Stomach in Shoulders back SOUND OFF!!! | posted on 10-23-2001 @ 6:57 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00 | Are they French Canadians? If so, then they'll simply roll over and play dead if we pummel their board.  There are 3 types of leaders and heroes. Some are born leaders, some are built from the ground up by experience, and some are the right people at the right time. Now accepting two recruits for the revived Armored Division. | ||||
| Spuds_Buckley | posted on 10-23-2001 @ 9:46 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | quote: isn't it that lump 3 ft above your ass  I hope he tells us to burn our pants...these things are driving me nuts! Hold on there maestro, there's a "New" Mexico? This message was edited by Spuds_Buckley on 10-23-01 @ 9:53 PM | ||||
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