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Arthur Dent	posted on 10-29-2001 @ 1:32 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Nov. 00	If you could trade places with any fictional character, who would you choose? I'd pick Don Juan because he got ALL the girls.

Sephiroth	posted on 10-29-2001 @ 1:35 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00	Gotta go with Jesus. Seems to be a popular young lad. What? You said favorite fictional character. Vengence be thy name. Death be thy Chore. Move swiftly, Move silently and cede thy Wrath. AIM \| E-MAIL \| CHAT PREPARE FOR SCREAMING TEMPORAL DOOM !!

IrishAlkey Chucky Official OA.com Homo Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch. PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!! Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm] "my mod powers are on temporary hiatus" This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm	posted on 10-29-2001 @ 1:38 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 01	I would be the head leader of Seph's Ninja Death Squad. That or Mickey Mouse. My taint itches. Freedom is worth fighting for.Austin U. Graduate...can't ya tell?GrkQT = sig Queen!

katya_ann That's Miss Jesus Cooze to you!	posted on 10-29-2001 @ 1:39 PM
Psychopath Registered: Apr. 01	Choke on a fourtune cookie, Sephiroth. \|) I'd be Kitty Pryde. The reasons are neumerous, and I know most people hate her, but I've turned her into a character that I like, and have added some bits and pieces to her that make her more complete than the whiny 15 year old that she is, etc., so there. Proud to call Gonzostyle my fellow brother in Christ When I am hungry do I not eat and when I get a nail driven into the back of my skull because the older kids thought it would be fun to shoot me with a nailgun, do I not scream? -- William T Bash

Rookie Have you ever seen a grown man naked? Stature of an Oompa Loompa! JBA's Stalker. Post Whore One Week, Fart In The Wind The Next	posted on 10-29-2001 @ 1:43 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01	quote: Gotta go with Jesus. Seems to be a popular young lad. What? You said favorite fictional character. I thought Jesus was the guy that works at the car wash around the corner from my house... Or the bus boy at the diner... Oh, you said Jesus. I thought you said Jesus. God Bless America

Diddling Myself	posted on 10-29-2001 @ 1:43 PM
Hanger-On Registered: Oct. 00	Scooby Doo.

LunaBabe Ok, I know this is all a ploy, but, I'll play anyway. Dylan? BAH! I've heard BETTER! JYD-4-LIFE 'Shrooomer	posted on 10-29-2001 @ 1:49 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Jun. 01	Cujo from Stephen King's "Cujo", and on the flip-side...Bugs Bunny. Who's afraid of the Big Bad Wolf...the big bad wolf...the big bad wolf? My...My...What big teeth I have Last Graduate of the, now closed, Brokenjaw School for Newbies This message was edited by LunaBabe on 10-29-01 @ 1:52 PM

o&aswallow	posted on 10-29-2001 @ 1:49 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01	Superman. The only man that Lois Lane would ever bang. I know the task of satisfying the hotties is monumentous, but I am up to the task! American Patriot, Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener.

Froy King Shit board owner	posted on 10-29-2001 @ 1:50 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Feb. 01	That's easy for me. James Bond, get to drive the greatest cars, screw the hottest women, use the coolest gadgets. It's an absolute no-brainer. I believe in the Faith... that can save me. I believe in the hope and I pray... That someday it may raise me... above these badlands

GonzoStyle	posted on 10-29-2001 @ 1:50 PM
Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70	A Pokemon, all the kids love pokemon. If I could capture the rage of today's youth and bottle it Crush the glass with my bare hands and swallow it And spit it back in the face of you racists And hypocrites who think the same shit but don't say shit You Liberaces, Versaces and Nazi's watch me You motherfuckers wanna judge me cuz you're not me She-Mail Me Here

Rookie Have you ever seen a grown man naked? Stature of an Oompa Loompa! JBA's Stalker. Post Whore One Week, Fart In The Wind The Next	posted on 10-29-2001 @ 1:52 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01	quote: A Pokemon, all the kids love pokemon. LMMFYBO!! I would have to say MacGyver... What can I say, I've always wanted to make a time bomb out of a tampon and a toilet paper roll... God Bless America

IrishAlkey Chucky Official OA.com Homo Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch. PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!! Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm] "my mod powers are on temporary hiatus" This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm	posted on 10-29-2001 @ 1:53 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 01	quote: A Pokemon, all the kids love pokemon. Do they have Pokemon in the Philipinnes? My taint itches. Freedom is worth fighting for.Austin U. Graduate...can't ya tell?GrkQT = sig Queen!

FeelMyFunBags	posted on 10-29-2001 @ 1:54 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01	Edit...I thought you had to be a cartoon character... I would be Rachel from Friends...she worked in a coffee shop and managed to afford the rent on a really nice place and her dramas were always funny...plus who wouldn't want to look like Jennifer Aniston? If I were a cartoon, I say either Jeanette from Alvin and the Chipmunks or maybe Jem...cause being a rock star is cool. :) i can't believe my dream is over i woke up this morning with nothing but light in my eyes now i'm one with the fools of love Psst...thanks AFDude for the sig pic find...can't wait to see how ya look in a skirt ;) USA This message was edited by FeelMyFunBags on 10-29-01 @ 2:34 PM

Doc Smith I Love Anthony Zinni	posted on 10-29-2001 @ 1:57 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00	Simple Ferris Bueller Everything always works out for you and you always have the best time doing it The price of freedom is eternal vigilance -Thomas Jefferson

Thrillhouse Alkey gave me my bonus points back.	posted on 10-29-2001 @ 1:58 PM
Psychopath Registered: Aug. 01	quote: That or Mickey Mouse. so you want your smaller ear to be the same size as your bigger one?:) i think i would be gambit. dont really know why Graduate of AFDude's Academy

Cementbag	posted on 10-29-2001 @ 1:58 PM
Hanger-On Registered: Sep. 01	I would be froy. Only the owner could bring porn titles to the top of every screen I look at. Just add water I'll either get hard or my lunch will get wet I have been adopted by hornygoatweed. Please foward complaints to him. Thank You

HydratedPeach So... how did you get your spiffy new status? Age-Challenged Sexual Tension Relief Worker	posted on 10-29-2001 @ 1:59 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Jul. 01	Xena, my inner bitch. Now to find my Gabrielle... ;) HydratedPeach Don't just stare at me...EAT ME.

IrishAlkey Chucky Official OA.com Homo Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch. PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!! Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm] "my mod powers are on temporary hiatus" This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm	posted on 10-29-2001 @ 2:02 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 01	quote: so you want your smaller ear to be the same size as your bigger one? No, I just want to be hung like a mouse. quote: I would be froy. Froy is a fictional character now? Does he hand out fictional strikes? Is it only a fairy tale that everyone loves him? My taint itches. Freedom is worth fighting for.Austin U. Graduate...can't ya tell?GrkQT = sig Queen!

Froy King Shit board owner	posted on 10-29-2001 @ 2:07 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Feb. 01	quote: Is it only a fairy tale that everyone loves him? Yeah, the Fairy Tale & Soap Opera that is OA.com I believe in the Faith... that can save me. I believe in the hope and I pray... That someday it may raise me... above these badlands

prototype	posted on 10-29-2001 @ 2:09 PM
Psychopath Registered: Aug. 01	Homer Simpson because he has a new event happen every day. USA Bin Laden is a dead man Free Northern Ireland

BARRY MANILOW	posted on 10-29-2001 @ 2:11 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	Spiderman He's favorite comic book hero...also then I could bang Katya_ann's original sig pic....;) Thanks to Grumpy for his help with the sig. I LOVE THE FROY! Phantom Fields This message was edited by BARRY MANILOW on 10-29-01 @ 2:31 PM

Ken'sPen [Sarcasm] Doesn't Live Up To The Hype [/Sarcasm] I should have stayed OVER THERE	posted on 10-29-2001 @ 2:15 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 01	Alvin Maker.

RonRon5477	posted on 10-29-2001 @ 2:26 PM
Psychopath Registered: Apr. 01	Wolverine. He kicks ass. Shane Falco in The Replacement on the last play of the game: "I wish I could say something classy and inspirational, but that just wouldn't be our style. Pain heals. Chicks dig scars. Glory... lasts forever." Want to use the O&A EZPass lane? here's how (only for NY listeners, sorry to everyone else): The URL is: "http://ronron5477.homestead.com/files/OA"+previous phone screener before Stinky+previous phone screener's girlfriend's name+".html" AIM: RonRon5477

GonzoStyle	posted on 10-29-2001 @ 2:28 PM
Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70	quote: Do they have Pokemon in the Philipinnes? Expansion my man, they love pokemon everywhere. Pokemon, gotta fuck em all. quote: Wolverine. He kicks ass. You're gonna have to fight opak over that one. If I could capture the rage of today's youth and bottle it Crush the glass with my bare hands and swallow it And spit it back in the face of you racists And hypocrites who think the same shit but don't say shit You Liberaces, Versaces and Nazi's watch me You motherfuckers wanna judge me cuz you're not me She-Mail Me Here

Opie's Sack Lunch	posted on 10-29-2001 @ 2:28 PM
Psychopath Registered: Jun. 01	Kramer. No Job, No responsibility. Always gets the chicks and falls ass backwards into money. This message was edited by Opie's Sack Lunch on 10-29-01 @ 2:30 PM