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| Posted By | Discussion Topic: Signs that you're getting older..... | ||||
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| Metalfan | posted on 03-08-2001 @ 9:48 AM |    | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00  | You can hum those disturbing MUZAK tracks played in department store elevators. A Toyota Camry is a hip car. If someone asks you if you like 69, you think they're talking about the Moo Goo Gai Pan at the local Chinese take out place. Plaid golf pants look pretty cool. The net makes you think of Annette Funicello. E-Mail Me  "What we've got here is failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach...So, you get what we had here last week, which is the way he wants | ||||
| Grumpy SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!! | posted on 03-08-2001 @ 10:06 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Dec. 00 | What you used to do all night now takes you all night to do. When you wake up and your body creaks and makes noises like and old woodfloor. When you know who the Great Carnak is. When you know what Vitavetavegimin is and where it came from. When you know the words and theme music to Gillian Island. When 11:00 PM is considered a late night for you on a weekday.  If you can't dazzle them with your brilliance, baffle them with your bullshit! | ||||
| Sean Cold 3:16 | posted on 03-08-2001 @ 10:08 AM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70 | metal, I heard thoose Musak tracks and I was almost sick to my fuckin stomach when I heard them play Enter:Sandman! Another musical sign that you know you are old is when you remember the times when poison, motley crue, warrent ect... were cool!  | ||||
I Need An Old Priest And A Young Priest | posted on 03-08-2001 @ 10:20 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | When you are offended by ANY of the O&A bits. My adapted newbie that now has graduated: skitchr4u | ||||
| Metalfan | posted on 03-08-2001 @ 10:22 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00 | quote: Damn Sean, you're mean....LOL You had a friend with an AMC Javelin The Commodore 64 was an awesome computer. You remember leaded gasoline. Cigarettes cost less than $1 E-Mail Me "What we've got here is failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach...So, you get what we had here last week, which is the way he wants | ||||
| Dryblood
| posted on 03-08-2001 @ 10:22 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00 | u run to the corner store and need 3 cig's on the way there and u need to sit down and rest for 20 min before u go back home.  It's a message in blood It's your cryptic warning Within the message in blood Marks the years of pain, And your godforsaken ending to life - Pantera | ||||
| Drunken GW I Pissed on a Church to get this Status. | posted on 03-08-2001 @ 10:24 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00 | Damn Metal I just Bought a 2001 Camry, you suck. Also your balls start to hang a little lower.  Friend of Pedro Guerrero. Adopted by Calm Your Nut. | ||||
USA Autoban Head Slap... Swim Move... | posted on 03-08-2001 @ 10:28 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Oct. 00 | A sign of getting older is when you shake your head in disgust at white High School kids talking like Gangstas, and suddenly you realize that the voices going through your mind are not yours, but you are hearing is your parents' voices, saying what you are thinking. Mentor to Snakebite and Whoremoan Little Salad Tossers: Lloyd Dobler and Jake Ryan  I have abducted Shot Girl as my newbie | ||||
| Metalfan | posted on 03-08-2001 @ 10:35 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00 | Gasoline cost $.50 Your balls rattle when you talk E-Mail Me "What we've got here is failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach...So, you get what we had here last week, which is the way he wants | ||||
| tinalovesyou | posted on 03-08-2001 @ 10:51 AM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Mar. 01 | I NEVER GET OLD!!! JUST BETTER LOOKING ;) | ||||
| CrackSweat | posted on 03-08-2001 @ 10:52 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Oct. 00 | When Sandy Kane is starting to look good When you remember White Castle hamburgers were dime  | ||||
| Sean Cold 3:16 | posted on 03-08-2001 @ 10:56 AM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70 | You can remember stern being funny Buying loose cigareetes for a quarter graffiti | ||||
| Drunken GW I Pissed on a Church to get this Status. | posted on 03-08-2001 @ 10:59 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00 | quote: Damn I'm old.  Friend of Pedro Guerrero. Adopted by Calm Your Nut. | ||||
| The Painter 1/2 a bottle of Jack Daniels... it's a cure-all | posted on 03-08-2001 @ 11:12 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00 | It used to be Acid Rock, Now it's Acid Reflux | ||||
| mckinks | posted on 03-08-2001 @ 11:49 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jan. 01 | You watch VH1 because it has better music than MTV. Your dating someone half your age and it's legal. You tell someone that they have good grass and your refferring to their lawn.  DEAD CATS DON'T SCRATCH!! | ||||
| Opie696 G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Soldier of Fortune Spec Ops Division | posted on 03-08-2001 @ 3:31 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 01 | When u can remember the last time the Isles won a Stanley Cup. LMAO j/k to all the Isle fans. When u can't remember where u ur glasses even though they're still on face.  | ||||
| Metalfan | posted on 03-09-2001 @ 7:40 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00 | How about... Vanilla Ice Bob & Doug McKenzie Spuds McKenzie "Where's the Beef" Dialing 867-5309 to see if Jenny answered Wearing a Journey patch on your jean jacket 8-tracks E-Mail Me "What we've got here is failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach...So, you get what we had here last week, which is the way he wants | ||||
| Romeo Manson | posted on 03-09-2001 @ 7:46 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Sep. 00 | You can remember when MTV started "Fuck High School, Pissed on My Diploma"--Kid Rock | ||||
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