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| Posted By | Discussion Topic: If you were to write another members obituary...... | ||||
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| FoundryMusicMatt | posted on 11-01-2001 @ 9:02 PM |    | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Dec. 00  | quote: ....MOMMY AND DADDY ARE FIGHTING AGAIN! THEY GONNA BREAK UP AND NOT LOVE ME ANYMORE AND I'M GONNA BE SAD AND IT'S ALL MY FAULT!! :(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:( This message was edited by FoundryMusicMatt on 11-1-01 @ 9:06 PM | ||||
| IrishAlkey Chucky Official OA.com Homo CUNT ROCKETTE Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!! Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm] "my mod powers are on temporary hiatus" This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm | posted on 11-01-2001 @ 9:17 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 01 | Slash... Slash finally decided to show up to the 35th Bang Party reunion. After entering the bar now known as "Saggy Hooters," he dropped dead of a heart attack when he saw Gonzo flirting with another man. Unfortunately, nobody realized it was him and his body still lies, unidentified, in a Mahatten morgue.  | ||||
| Brokenjaw Always will bow down to the power of the Faceman!!!! | posted on 11-01-2001 @ 9:34 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Nov. 00 | Here lies CLS.. He was killed by a psycho RF Baby.  | ||||
| Tequila Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal! Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!! | posted on 11-01-2001 @ 9:40 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01 | Gonzostyle Gonzostyle was found in his bedroom dead yesterday by his life partner. The cause of death was unknown but some people speculate that he was beaten to death by a group of 6 year old philopino boys. His life partner was very shocked at the sight of the scene and was unavailable for comment. Services would have been held at Temple Opieanthony.com but have been switched to the local elementary school where he has been a frequent visitor and loyal storyteller. Corpsegrinderjunk Here lies Corpse he took his food with him.  AOL/AIM - oanda1027fm This message was edited by Tequila on 11-1-01 @ 9:44 PM | ||||
| CriticsLoveSnatch i know better than to ask for a status from you mean ol' mods I shall call him mini-FTL | posted on 11-01-2001 @ 9:44 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | quote: OUCH - god damn that may be the funniest one i've seen in a long time LMAO..nice job brokenbitch Can'thandlemybooty - scratched and clawed to death by her cat who she hasn't fed in weeks ;)  I want to show you all my pain... I want to scream, let the blood flow that keeps me alive I want to make you feel the same... | ||||
| CantHandleMyBooty | posted on 11-01-2001 @ 9:48 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Mar. 01 | quote: Shit i knew i forgot to do something! J/K I always feed my baby kitty...what r u implying here? | ||||
The sky is blue | posted on 11-01-2001 @ 9:52 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Oct. 00 | Sean Cold: Sean cold, a mod of opieanthony.com died today after he successfully insulted every person on earth. After calling Imura Shimakha of Delhi a "limey cunt," Mr. Cold fell dead of a heart attack. SLASH: Mr. "Slash" of opieanthony.com was found dead and rotting in his apt today. After inspecting the body, officials said Mr. Slash had been dead for 5 years, but no one knew how to contact him. Kid Afrika: After completing his 920834792437982374987239847234th post at opieanthony.com, seasoned poster Kid Afrika in his final moments was able to type in "I really don't wanna be a mod" before dying from an enhanced form of carpal tunnel syndrome. Grumpy: Fan favorite midget Grumpy was flattened today after he was stepped on by an unidentified pedestrian.  Fez® blah blah blah ©2001 blah blah blah. Fez™ blah blah Email me at fezoanda@hotmail.com | ||||
...And now the battle between us and them has begun. JYD-4-LIFE. | posted on 11-01-2001 @ 11:18 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: May. 00 | Dana Dillon died today of...no really she's dead. This isnt some sort of joke or anything or one of her scams. She really died. Ok stop laughing. I'm serious here. She's gone. Fine, dont believe me I'm not afraid of anything in this world There's nothing you can throw at me that I haven't already heard I'm just trying to find A decent melody A song that I can sing, in my own company-U2 | ||||
| IrishAlkey Chucky Official OA.com Homo CUNT ROCKETTE Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!! Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm] "my mod powers are on temporary hiatus" This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm | posted on 11-01-2001 @ 11:30 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 01 | Oh Face, you're so silly! Stop it! Really, where is she? ;) Edit: This just in...Ikeaboy has hung himself because his cable was shut off.  This message was edited by IrishAlkey on 11-1-01 @ 11:35 PM | ||||
| FeelMyFunBags | posted on 11-01-2001 @ 11:42 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | Here lies BeckyDC she died from a happy drug over dose.... i can't believe my dream is over i woke up this morning with nothing but light in my eyes now i'm one with the fools of love Psst...I think I can have what I want... :) USA | ||||
| Sephiroth | posted on 11-01-2001 @ 11:55 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00 | quote: Holy shit that is fucking funny. LMMFAO
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| The Painter 1/2 a bottle of Jack Daniels... it's a cure-all | posted on 11-02-2001 @ 7:41 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00 | Brother Joe died today at the age of 81. He was electrocuted when he accidently pissed himself, while playing an electric guitar. Joe was catapulted to fame when the FCC removed all profanity restrictions. His song "Cunt" is still in the top 10. | ||||
| o&aswallow | posted on 11-02-2001 @ 7:57 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | Metalfan was found dead today in a Greek diner apparently the victim of food poisoning. Metalfan, a practicing member of the Jewish faith had apparently just finished a non kosher meal served to him by an unidentified woman that witnesses described only as tall and possibly of Greek heritage. Metalfan is survived by his two loving children and a jilted wife. New Jersey authorities are still baffled by the bizarre death Tuesday of NJ Panther. Panthers mangled body was discovered wrapped around a shorted out ceiling fan in the master bedroom of his home. Panthers wife, NJ Strawberry was stunned and was unavailable for comment.  American Patriot, Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener. | ||||
| Metalfan | posted on 11-02-2001 @ 9:06 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00 | O&ASwallow was found deceased today in his room at the local retirement community. He was 278. A spokesperson at the home did not release all of the details, but did indicate that there was an empty bottle of Viagra found by the phone. Also found was a message from a female, who after leaving details of a steamy encounter on the answering machine, realized she had dialed the wrong number and hung up. OAS was found clutching his wallet, presumed to be filled with pictures of old girlfriends....Martha Washington, Eleanor Roosevelt and Mary Todd Lincoln. He is survived only by his beloved blow up doll. In a seemingly unrelated story, the bizarre sexual rituals being performed on livestock in the local area has suddenly and mysteriously stopped. E-Mail Me  09.11.01 - To those who we'll never see again - you'll be in our hearts forever. To those who did this.....buh bye motherfuckers. | ||||
| Arthur Dent | posted on 11-02-2001 @ 9:28 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Nov. 00 | Sean Cold was tragically murdered today when, during a visit to the O&A studios, he was mistaken for Big John Studd by a senile Jimmy "Superfly" Snuka. When informed of his mistake, Snuka responded "Ouch!" Suzie was tragically murdered today when an irate Al Roker bit her head off after the outgoing Suzie wowed the crowd outside the studio. Mr. Roker was arrested in a nearby Sushi resteraunt.  "When I was born I was so surprised I couldn't talk for a year and a half." - Gracie Allen A much wittier reply came to mind immediately after I clicked the 'Send' button. | ||||
| Ken'sPen [Sarcasm] Doesn't Live Up To The Hype [/Sarcasm] I should have stayed OVER THERE | posted on 11-02-2001 @ 9:52 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 01 | Gonzo Style ......and in fulfillment of the verdict rendered 8 years ago, at 7:00am this morning, the lethal injection was administered..... Grumpy .......Six Flags officials state although it was a tragic accident the victim was clearly under the 48" height requirement and should not have been on the ride...... Shelle Bink .......The funeral home could not get the deceased's legs together and a custom Y shaped coffin was constructed...... Maynard ........was survived and mourned by....... Maynard ........was survived and mourned by.......ooops sorry double posted news article. Irish Alkey .......last words were reportedly FU to my failing heart....... Joe Soprano ....... and in a bitter twist of irony, repeatedly during the service people pointed at the body and laughed...... Froy The King is dead, Long live The King. IAMANTHONY .........and while making a dangerous left hand turn, the deceased's vehicle was struck......... | ||||
| GonzoStyle | posted on 11-02-2001 @ 9:54 AM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70 | Froy - The owner of oa.com the once prosperous site which faltered and had to be sold to "Kid Afrika, Inc." back in 2002 has died today, all alone and though everyone loved the froy, no one showed up to his funeral and went straight to the Hojo's for the after funeral party. Sephiroth - died today after making one too many Unicron jokes, Unicron decided to commit suicide and take sephiroth with him..... oh yeah Unicron died. Psycho bitch she's dead ummm, I'm so glad the bitch is gone. :)  If I could capture the rage of today's youth and bottle it Crush the glass with my bare hands and swallow it And spit it back in the face of you racists And hypocrites who think the same shit but don't say shit You Liberaces, Versaces and Nazi's watch me You motherfuckers wanna judge me cuz you're not me She-Mail Me Here This message was edited by GonzoStyle on 11-2-01 @ 10:01 AM | ||||
| Drunken GW I Pissed on a Church to get this Status. | posted on 11-02-2001 @ 9:58 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00 | Grumpy dwarf, he may be dead, but he still looks up to us. Maynard, Once known as Maynard G Krebs, was buried today, in a large barrell. Ladi, her last words were "WHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEE!" Gonzostyle, found dead today in the parking lot of a Kids R Us, left all his prized eggplants to Irish Alkey. His last words to Alkey, "do me proud". OAS, once thought of as an old man, died today of an unknown cause. Upon autopsy it was revealed that OAS was infact a progerian, and only 14 years old.  If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either. | ||||
| GonzoStyle | posted on 11-02-2001 @ 10:03 AM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70 | quote: I think it was "do me now!!!" If I could capture the rage of today's youth and bottle it Crush the glass with my bare hands and swallow it And spit it back in the face of you racists And hypocrites who think the same shit but don't say shit You Liberaces, Versaces and Nazi's watch me You motherfuckers wanna judge me cuz you're not me She-Mail Me Here | ||||
| Metalfan | posted on 11-02-2001 @ 10:08 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00 | Drunken GW has died due to a massive stroke. This occured when the Surgeon General determined conclusively that beer really is not food. The memorial service will take place during a bar crawl in the East Village. E-Mail Me 09.11.01 - To those who we'll never see again - you'll be in our hearts forever. To those who did this.....buh bye motherfuckers. | ||||
| BARRY MANILOW | posted on 11-02-2001 @ 10:12 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | Rapefantizer ...Loved by so many, Rapefantizer was found dead in her sleep. In an ironic twist of fate, that which she was so famous for was the cause of her untimely demise. She was crushed by the enormous weight of her own boobs. In a related story, Enyce2001 showed up to her funeral to see all her "so-called friends". Seancold placed an unidetifed girl in hot pink pants of to the side, got up off the floor, and beat the shit out of him. Maynard ...was found dead in a brand new barrel. Having moved into the barrel yesterday, apparently someone forgot to drill airholes in it. Skitcher ...an expert skiier, was found wrapped around a tree on his favorite slopes. An eyewitness says that he was distracted by Luna's pics as she went by him...  Thanks to Grumpy for his help with the sig. I LOVE THE FROY! | ||||
| Arthur Dent | posted on 11-02-2001 @ 10:12 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Nov. 00 | 4 Star General Gagootz, the most decorated member of the marine Corp in the 21st Century and credited with the death of Bin Ladin, died today at the age of 87 with his rifle Bettsy in hand. "When I was born I was so surprised I couldn't talk for a year and a half." - Gracie Allen A much wittier reply came to mind immediately after I clicked the 'Send' button. | ||||
| Drunken GW I Pissed on a Church to get this Status. | posted on 11-02-2001 @ 10:19 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00 | Metalfan died today...Just one thought, who will open the questions thread? Slackjaw passed on today. Seems he was attacked by a shrubbery, in retaliation for previous acts on plant life. If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either. | ||||
| GonzoStyle | posted on 11-02-2001 @ 10:28 AM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70 | who are you kidding Gagootz was killed today, assembling his own rifle. RonRedDog - died today of a heart attack, after the shock of hearing one of his pick up lines actually working. If I could capture the rage of today's youth and bottle it Crush the glass with my bare hands and swallow it And spit it back in the face of you racists And hypocrites who think the same shit but don't say shit You Liberaces, Versaces and Nazi's watch me You motherfuckers wanna judge me cuz you're not me She-Mail Me Here | ||||
| Maynard | posted on 11-02-2001 @ 10:37 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01 | Drunken GW...found dead on his bathroom floor after apparently getting alcohol poisoning and choking on his own vomit. Sean Cold...was found with an exploded chest after his heart grew 5 sizes too large, reportedly as a result of his new "Kinder Gentler Sean Cold". Sykopathchik...suffered from an anneurism yesterday from reading too many of her own posts. Skitch...his body was found last night by his authorities with a video tape showing him drinking what was described as "bukakke" shots. He apparently shoked after the repeated shots clogged his airway. BTW, Ken, your obit about me was pretty funny, except....I've never posted a news story tool. You should have left that out and just left the double post thing in there.  | ||||
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