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av8er
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posted on 11-07-2001 @ 11:39 AM      
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quote:

I don't want to die at all. I want to be around forever.




My name is Connor Mcleod of the clan Mcleod. There can be only one!!!!!



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posted on 11-07-2001 @ 11:48 AM      
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Doesn't really matter, as long as it's not a lingering death.






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posted on 11-07-2001 @ 11:53 AM      
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quote:

And what would that be? What makes you happy?



I don't think I've found that one thing I want to die doing yet...that is why I left it so open ended...

quote:

I want to die having sex with Funbags.



I knew you were my favorite for a reason... ;)


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posted on 11-07-2001 @ 11:56 AM      
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quote:

I don't want to die at all. I want to be around forever.
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JackDan1974
posted on 11-07-2001 @ 12:02 PM      
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quote:

My name is Connor Mcleod of the clan Mcleod. There can be only one!!!!!



I take it you have not seen Highlander End Game....





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posted on 11-07-2001 @ 12:06 PM      
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Ideally I would like to go in my sleep. Otherwise, quick and painless. I would also like to go knowing that I did all I could to live the best life that I could have, and that the lives I touched while I was alive were made a little bit better because of it.


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posted on 11-07-2001 @ 12:17 PM      
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Nobody has to die! All of you can live forever, just like me!! I am eternal!! Thanks Alex Chui!

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posted on 11-07-2001 @ 12:29 PM      
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quote:

Hugh Heffner isnt dead

He isnt in his 80's yet either



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av8er
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posted on 11-07-2001 @ 12:45 PM      
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quote:

I take it you have not seen Highlander End Game....



I did and I choose to forget that it even exists....it sucked ass.



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Black Lazerus
posted on 11-07-2001 @ 12:58 PM      
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quote:

I wanna die in my 80's banging a 20 year old chick just like Heffner



Yeah but who ever saw an 80 year old mexican?

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posted on 11-07-2001 @ 1:21 PM      
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quote:

How would you want to die?



Are you taking requests?


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posted on 11-07-2001 @ 1:32 PM      
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I don't care how I die as long as I don't know it's coming...that's why I hate flying-the thought of knowing that you're going to do as soon as you cover the 30,000 feet between you and the ground ::shudders::

Not too get to morbid, but I have another question (due to Sept 11 and all the warnings, I've become a little crazy about this stuff), if you and your family were to die a slow death (like getting smallpox and being quarantined so you don't infect anyone else), would you kill them and yourself to spare them the suffering? If you would, how would you do it? OK, I'm off to happier threads ;)

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posted on 11-07-2001 @ 1:35 PM      
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quote:

Ideally I would like to go in my sleep. Otherwise, quick and painless. I would also like to go knowing that I did all I could to live the best life that I could have, and that the lives I touched while I was alive were made a little bit better because of it.

This is a joke isn't it?


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posted on 11-07-2001 @ 7:05 PM      
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I'd like to die either by shark attack, electrocution, or right at the site of a ICBM blowing up.




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posted on 11-07-2001 @ 7:15 PM      
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quote:

if you and your family were to die a slow death, would you kill them and yourself to spare them the suffering?
There wouldn't even need to be suffering



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posted on 11-07-2001 @ 7:34 PM      
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Well i know it wouldn't be getting eaten buy a shark. I could see myself driving off a bridge. Going to AC finding my way up to one of the casino roof tops and jumping to my death. That or just die while having great sex. :)



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posted on 11-07-2001 @ 8:05 PM      
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posted on 11-07-2001 @ 8:17 PM      
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quote:

I wanna die in my 80's banging a 20 year old chick just like Heffner



And what does the wife have to say about that? :)


Personally, I want to die in a blaze of glory with a grenade in my hand, surrounded by those bastard VC..... yeah.... fucking pinko's.... kill em all! Wait.... acid flashback, sorry :)



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posted on 11-07-2001 @ 8:33 PM      
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quote:

Nobody has to die! All of you can live forever, just like me!! I am eternal!! Thanks Alex Chui!


Did the rings come in the mail yet Seph?? lmao

I definitely want to die in my sleep...nothing painful.



I know it's wrong and it makes you nauseous.
But I'm not suspicious, I'm cautious.
And you know I want to love and trust you.
But it's really a lot to try and adjust to.


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posted on 11-07-2001 @ 8:59 PM      
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quote:

And what does the wife have to say about that?

If she is still around then she might be pissed


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posted on 11-07-2001 @ 9:02 PM      
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quote:

I definitely want to die in my sleep...nothing painful.


This can be arranged. ;)






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posted on 11-07-2001 @ 9:11 PM      
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Spontaneous human combustion






MomYou'dLikeToF'
posted on 11-07-2001 @ 9:24 PM      
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quote:

There wouldn't even need to be suffering

I don't get it????????

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posted on 11-07-2001 @ 9:29 PM      
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quote:

Hugh Heffner isnt dead.




he sure looks it though




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barch97
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posted on 11-07-2001 @ 9:41 PM      
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quote:

quote:

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There wouldn't even need to be suffering
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I don't get it????????

Whoa... MomYou'dLikeToF and IkeaBoy are married? I had no idea.



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