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| Posted By | Discussion Topic: I have to post this news item. Michael Jackson thinks he has anthrax | ||||
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| TeenWeek what's a status? | posted on 11-07-2001 @ 10:27 AM |    | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00  | This was in yesterday's NY Post on Page six. This is too hysterical not to share with others. Scared silly MICHAEL Jackson thinks he has anthrax - and his little children, too. Interviewed by his pal, paranormalist Uri Gellar, for London's News of the World, Jacko said, "I don't know if I should say this - but I'm very sick. They're going to test me and the children for anthrax. We're all very, very sick right now . . . My chest burns very, very much. It's hard to breathe. And when I swallow, it stings." Jackson also claims he and the late Princess Diana discussed marriage, and describes his father, Joe, as abusive: "I was beat up a lot as a kid . . . whenever I'm in the presence of my father - even now - I feel dizzy . . . like I am going to faint."  | ||||
| SNAKEBITE | posted on 11-07-2001 @ 10:29 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jan. 01 | /q/ MICHAEL Jackson thinks he has anthrax /q./ We could only hope. | ||||
| Snoteater | posted on 11-07-2001 @ 10:30 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Apr. 01 | I think that he's confusing Anthrax with AIDS. I have the sniffels too, but i doubt that I have Anthrax.  | ||||
| IkeaBoy P.L.F. Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal I will die a traitor's death | posted on 11-07-2001 @ 10:37 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Sep. 00 | What the article fails to tell you is that Michael Jackson has believed he's had anthrax for the past 9 years. | ||||
| o&aswallow | posted on 11-07-2001 @ 10:37 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | It isn't possible for MJ to have anthrax. Anthrax will only grow in a living organisim. American Patriot, Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener. | ||||
| SOBERMAN | posted on 11-07-2001 @ 10:39 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Oct. 01 | LMAO! File that news in the too good to be true category. Just imagining that frigging faggot speaking those words quote kept me laughing for over a minute! What children? His collection of little boys sold to him by their parents to turn tricks on Michael? Too bad his father did not beat him to death! | ||||
| Ken'sPen [Sarcasm] Doesn't Live Up To The Hype [/Sarcasm] I should have stayed OVER THERE | posted on 11-07-2001 @ 10:39 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 01 | quote: Insert bad nose jobs jokes here. quote: Insert bad Webster and Caulkin jokes here. Would do it myself but am yielding to public opinion. | ||||
| Lent Black Rock Coalition Do you have a basketball in your car? | posted on 11-07-2001 @ 11:19 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: May. 00 | Is he still gonna do that in store at VIRGIN meagstore today?
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| Drunken GW I Pissed on a Church to get this Status. | posted on 11-07-2001 @ 11:21 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00 | quote: And my shoes fell off. :) TW, just like a junkie who can't stay away from the H. ;)  If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either. | ||||
| TeenWeek what's a status? | posted on 11-07-2001 @ 11:33 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | GW, This story was too good to pass up. I think that stories that you cannot find on CNN.com are allowed here. | ||||
| JackDan1974 | posted on 11-07-2001 @ 11:33 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jul. 01 | So Mike you are discounting all the physical alterations you have had like bleaching your skin, and that horrible nose job, from possible the root cause to your feeling week, breathing, and dizziness ailments.  | ||||
| o&aswallow | posted on 11-07-2001 @ 11:37 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | quote: Like Kreskin's September 11th predictions? American Patriot, Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener. | ||||
| njstrawberry | posted on 11-07-2001 @ 12:40 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 01 | What's wrong Michael, your new "We Are The World" for September 11th's victims, survivors and their families not getting you the publicity you hoped for? Someone tell this moron that the pain in his chest is due to it caving in because he has been apparently rotting from the inside out for over a decade now.  This message was edited by njstrawberry on 11-9-01 @ 12:08 PM | ||||
| OAAWITE | posted on 11-08-2001 @ 12:47 AM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70 | Is that why he's been wearing surgical masks since the late 80s? BTW Drunken GW, the "and my shoes fell off" was the best callback I've read here in a while.  Best sports writer ever | ||||
| Lent Black Rock Coalition Do you have a basketball in your car? | posted on 11-08-2001 @ 9:08 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: May. 00 | It's funny that his album moved 360,000 units to reach #1. I guess people don't care he fucked kids at neverland. Oh, and for those who don't know. Micheal actually fucked a woman to get a son or two. At least we know he's changed. Sort of. I listened to the new album. (A week before it came out. Bwhahhahha!) It's ok...considering i didn't pay for it. ;) Please reserve all "stealing" jokes for K1d.
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| rageparty 123...Not so bare anymore since I got a number underneath my name again I also have an imaginary girlfriend. | posted on 11-08-2001 @ 11:26 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 01 | Awwwww, shucks, Mike's going to die. Oh well, how many people do you think will show up at his funeral? 1,2? | ||||
| drkn2forget | posted on 11-09-2001 @ 2:13 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Feb. 01 | quote: Yeah since when are the symptoms of anthrax the need to touch little boys 
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| King f-tard | posted on 11-09-2001 @ 8:18 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 01 | quote: Why, are you white and from huntington?  IM me Or E-Mail Me | ||||
| Lent Black Rock Coalition Do you have a basketball in your car? | posted on 11-09-2001 @ 10:36 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: May. 00 | quote: No I just play one on the message board. ;)
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