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IrishAlkey Chucky Official OA.com Homo Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch. PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!! Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm] "my mod powers are on temporary hiatus" This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm	posted on 11-08-2001 @ 3:33 AM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 01	I call mine "Ladykiller," because the ladies drop dead of laughter when I wip it out. My balls are just "Hangers-on." Your turn! I washed my ass, my taint is better now. Freedom is worth fighting for.Austin U. Graduate...can't ya tell?Created by Psycho/Inspired by Greek

sykopathchik Hey... Buckaroo! Yes, everyone knows I type in a unique manner. No need to comment. N	posted on 11-08-2001 @ 3:41 AM
Psychopath Registered: Mar. 01	ahah thiS iS funny .... In High SkOol i waS niCk named punKY BooBstEr n then mickeY n MinnIe came into plaY .SHurgS eh prety daMe funny topic here !

FN Moron This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm I Mod VG's ass!	posted on 11-08-2001 @ 5:52 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	I never really had a name for my Junk before... but since one nut is bigger than the other one, I'll just start calling it Iri......nah, I can't do it... Childbirth is no more a miracle then eating food and a turd coming out of your ass. -- Bill Hicks

o&aswallow	posted on 11-08-2001 @ 7:48 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01	Daisycutter - Largest in the arsenal and the rippling explosion goes on and on. ;-) I know the task of satisfying the hotties is monumentous, but I am up to the task! American Patriot, Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener.

Sephiroth	posted on 11-08-2001 @ 8:07 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00	You've gotts be fucking kidding me. Vengence be thy name. Death be thy Chore. Move swiftly, Move silently and cede thy Wrath. AIM \| E-MAIL \| CHAT PREPARE FOR SCREAMING TEMPORAL DOOM !!

Maynard	posted on 11-08-2001 @ 8:16 AM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01	I named mine Jesus. That way when I'm fucking you, you can say "I've got Jesus in me".

o&aswallow	posted on 11-08-2001 @ 8:18 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01	quote: You've gotts be fucking kidding me. Pssst Seph, it's supposed to be what you call it, not what your lover calls it. ;-) I know the task of satisfying the hotties is monumentous, but I am up to the task! American Patriot, Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener.

Sephiroth	posted on 11-08-2001 @ 9:50 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00	quote: Pssst Seph, it's supposed to be what you call it, not what your lover calls it Vengence be thy name. Death be thy Chore. Move swiftly, Move silently and cede thy Wrath. AIM \| E-MAIL \| CHAT PREPARE FOR SCREAMING TEMPORAL DOOM !!

o&aswallow	posted on 11-08-2001 @ 11:44 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01	Seph, Nice!. Gotta love the rack on the one in the blue. Your taste in woman is impeccable. This may help you shed that whole gay image thing. Or was that the other Seph? ;-) I know the task of satisfying the hotties is monumentous, but I am up to the task! American Patriot, Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener.

av8er OA.com's taint with wings. The only person to have a 20 double post	posted on 11-08-2001 @ 11:56 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	I call mine Stanley. You know, like the power drill. BOP! Now it's mine! Av8er Radio [Â AIMÂ ] [Â ICQÂ ]Â [Â E-MailÂ ] imÂ·pact raÂ·diÂ·o [ĭm'pÃ¢kt' rā'dē-Âō]n. The cheesy, sebaceous matter which collects between the glans penis and the foreskin.

Drunken GW I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.	posted on 11-08-2001 @ 12:00 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00	I bet yah Alkey knows what Ikea calls his. I've never had a name for it myself, but my ex called it Seymour. If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either. When I die, bury me. Hang my balls from a cherry tree. Let them get ripe and take a bite, and if they don't taste right then don't blame me. This message was edited by Drunken GW on 11-8-01 @ 12:08 PM

o&aswallow	posted on 11-08-2001 @ 12:03 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01	quote: I've had a name for it myself, but my ex called it Seymour. Is that because she wanted to see more? [/TOG] I know the task of satisfying the hotties is monumentous, but I am up to the task! American Patriot, Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener.

Sluggo667 SLASH's New Buddy, but shhh... I am not allowed to tell anyone.	posted on 11-08-2001 @ 12:05 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Apr. 01	Lately...I've been calling mine, Lonely... Hey, what can I say... I'm married... Sluggo667PROUDAMERICAN!!! Like a fly to doo doo,You need me like a bird needs wings,Or little bunny fufu who needs to bop the field mice,So all the kids can sing...

Drunken GW I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.	posted on 11-08-2001 @ 12:09 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00	quote: Is that because she wanted to see more? Very funny old man. Did you get that joke from your high school buddy Socrates? If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either. When I die, bury me. Hang my balls from a cherry tree. Let them get ripe and take a bite, and if they don't taste right then don't blame me.

heyladiladi STONER ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE	posted on 11-08-2001 @ 12:40 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: May. 01	A few of the fun names I've come across while posting: baby raper, rape hammer (is that GS's?), puss gun, meat missle.... love rocket... slit spreader, butt banger...

Shelle Bink True star of the celebrity softball game: the redhead in section 101.	posted on 11-08-2001 @ 1:47 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Jul. 01	One time I came across one that I nicknamed "the 15 second Foundry love machine" But I've found something better fitting for my dickhole. :) Wanna Get Me Wet? "Cutie With A Nice Booty" -- Jase Oh I Know You Just Wanna Spank Me.

BARRY MANILOW	posted on 11-08-2001 @ 2:02 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	quote: I call mine Stanley. You know, like the power drill. BOP! Now it's mine! LMMFAO! *It's called the 3 INCH PYTHON!! (Actually an old girlfriend called it MAXAMILLIAN...THANKSAMILLION and it kinda stuck) Thanks to Grumpy for his help with the sig. I LOVE THE FROY!

Shelle Bink True star of the celebrity softball game: the redhead in section 101.	posted on 11-08-2001 @ 2:29 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Jul. 01	quote: It's called the 3 INCH PYTHON!! and the closest to a bite it comes to is a nibble. Wanna Get Me Wet? "Cutie With A Nice Booty" -- Jase Oh I Know You Just Wanna Spank Me.

red rocket Secret Sex Chat	posted on 11-08-2001 @ 2:35 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 01	mine's called the HIV Leaker. Our Flag always stands. God Bless The USA.

spitfire421	posted on 11-08-2001 @ 2:41 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00	Hmmm....I never named my man's junk, but I did name my vibrator George :) *Fortunately, I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber.* NEVER FORGET!!!

Suzie I was supposed to have a status, but some FNMoron forgot what it was supposed to be.	posted on 11-08-2001 @ 3:22 PM
Psychopath Registered: Aug. 00	The twins! And no terrorist is takin' mine down. -------------------------------------------------- Time is never wasted when you're wasted most of the time.

Ken'sPen [Sarcasm] Doesn't Live Up To The Hype [/Sarcasm] I should have stayed OVER THERE	posted on 11-08-2001 @ 3:33 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 01	Shouldn't there be some sort of oa.com rating system. Like a little, short and stubby prick could be a Grumpy. A Big Dick could be a K1d. A pussy on the rag is a Gaynard.... etc.

SLASH Pompous, Arrogant, Enigmatic, Bitter, Quirky, Misanthrope with a Weird Sense of Humor and an Iron Clad Memory while flooding the board with my Stream of Consciousness UFC STRIKE 3 (I'm a dick and I like to ruin people's plans)	posted on 11-08-2001 @ 3:46 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 00	quote: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/OAComSigPics/files/Spitfire%27s%20Sig%20pics/Fannybed.jpg Spit, you sre 10 pixels short of that maximum... how 'bout a li'l nipple? ;) Funny how ev'rything was roses When we held on to the guns Write To Me Here AIM: SmarterChild

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