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o&aswallow
posted on 11-09-2001 @ 3:57 PM      
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If a retard runs home crying after a retard joke, you need to be more funny. Remember with a retard you need to exagerate and over animate to get them to understand. If you tell a retard a normal or mildly amusing joke, their brain will process it as a sad story. Take it to the extreme and then they may process it as a joke and laugh.



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posted on 11-09-2001 @ 4:12 PM      
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sniff sniff
OAS your post was so sad.

Arthur Dent
posted on 11-09-2001 @ 4:22 PM      
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quote:

BTW - Paul hogan's a fag.


But I thought all Aussie's wore crocodile skin vests with no shirt...
IrishAlkey
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posted on 11-09-2001 @ 4:26 PM      
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quote:

But I thought all Aussie's wore crocodile skin vests with no shirt...


That's not Aussies, that's flaming homosexuals.





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posted on 11-09-2001 @ 4:38 PM      
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quote:

But I thought all Aussie's wore crocodile skin vests with no shirt...


no, it's just his keen sense of fashion that makes him a fag. ask alkey. he knows all about having a keen sense of fashion.


Fuck you Ken.
GonzoStyle
posted on 11-09-2001 @ 5:25 PM      
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quote:

ask alkey. he knows all about having a keen sense of fashion.



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Sephiroth
posted on 11-09-2001 @ 5:31 PM      
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quote:

seph don't cry at gook jokes


I cry on the inside.

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posted on 11-09-2001 @ 5:50 PM      
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quote:

One Question why are they called retarted? dosnt "re" mean to do over?
i always assumed it came from the french, "en retard" meaning late. i guess somebody equated late with slow, thus then the word for retards was invented.

and i just wanna say that i for one think alkey has a very sexy keen sense of fashion. shit, does that make me a fag hag?



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IrishAlkey
Chucky
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Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
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posted on 11-09-2001 @ 6:10 PM      
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quote:

Abercrombie and Fitch baby!!!


You know, my most cherished autograph on that shirt was from you Gonzy.

quote:

and i just wanna say that i for one think alkey has a very sexy keen sense of fashion. shit, does that make me a fag hag?


No, it makes you a classy woman. Hence why I love you so darn much. :)






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Freedom is worth fighting for.
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Maynard
posted on 11-09-2001 @ 6:22 PM      
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quote:

You know, my most cherished autograph on that shirt was from you Gonzy.

Bitch!


So on my way home from work today, I was stopped at a light. I look over, and theres this retard sitting in the passanger seat. Then I thought about this thread, and watched the way their face was all fucked up, and started laughing uncontrollably.

Am I going to hell? If I go to hell, can I fuck the devil?

IrishAlkey
Chucky
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Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
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posted on 11-09-2001 @ 6:30 PM      
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quote:

Bitch!


I said "autograph," not "cum-stain."






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Freedom is worth fighting for.
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GonzoStyle
posted on 11-10-2001 @ 3:43 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 70
quote:

You know, my most cherished autograph on that shirt was from you Gonzy.



Which one? and yes there is no i in gonzostyle, i know.

Maynard i doubt it, if you rolled up your window like I did and started to lick the window. While laugh and yelling "lick the window retard" then maybe you'd be crossing a line somewhere.


If I could capture the rage of today's youth and bottle it
Crush the glass with my bare hands and swallow it
And spit it back in the face of you racists
And hypocrites who think the same shit but don't say shit
You Liberaces, Versaces and Nazi's watch me
You motherfuckers wanna judge me cuz you're not me

She-Mail Me Here

PeterDragon
posted on 11-11-2001 @ 2:36 PM      
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Grumpy,
I gotta tell you, that what it did was give me perspective. When she was 9 mos old, she had meningitis and had to be rushed to hospital. After that, I came to conclusion that Family, friends etc was most important; If I had a choice between working OT or going to my kids event, I'd choose my kid (ok, 90% of the time because some things are avoidable).

I couldn't agree more about some parents needing to have their kids taken away from them.

crx:
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quote:

i always assumed it came from the french, "en retard" meaning late. i guess somebody equated late with slow,


Yup, as it "retarded development"
quote:

what the fuck have you retards done to my thread!!!!!

Paul hogan movies, mushy stories, PC rules, can't i talk to youse seriously anymore?


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