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funky junk
posted on 11-09-2001 @ 4:38 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jul. 01
I know there's an original poetry thread somewhere down there, but that was all some pretty morose shit...How about some of those little diddies people would scrawl on the dorm hallway walls....

Siegfried and Roy, Siegfried and Roy,
All social boundaries they seek to destroy.
In front of each other they take turns to kneel,
While driving, one's head will be under the wheel.
At work they perform with both tiger and monkey,
At home they pass time playing bury the donkey.
Roy enjoys teabagging, Siegfried likes scat
And both love their rectums massaged by a rat.
Their sexual deviance I long to match,
But, lo, I am straight, and mainly like snatch.


Something along those lines.....

Taste my freshness....


Fez
The sky is blue		posted on 11-09-2001 @ 4:40 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:
but that was all some pretty morose shit...


Everyone with influence on the board, comment?


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Email me at fezoanda@hotmail.com
IrishAlkey
Chucky
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Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

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P®oJë©T M@¥hέm		posted on 11-09-2001 @ 4:42 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
Ode to my beer...

I drink you in the morning,
I drink you in the night.
The more of you I seem to drink,
the more I seem to fight.
If you are offered free,
the chance I will not pass.
Although, if I don't pace myself,
I'll end up on my ass.
You've given me great memories,
you've given me great pain.
Once you even got me head,
in the middle of a train.
But, alas, there is a danger,
dear blend of hops and yeast.
You make my eyes get blurry,
and I wake up with a beast!
So my friends be warned,
do not abuse this gift.
For, if you are not careful,
your ass will need a lift.





I washed my ass, my taint is better now.
Freedom is worth fighting for.
Austin U. Graduate...can't ya tell?
Created by Psycho/Inspired by Greek
o&aswallow
posted on 11-09-2001 @ 4:44 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Fez, why is a mod asking us peons if we havy any influence around here?



I know the task of satisfying the hotties is monumentous, but I am up to the task!

American Patriot, Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener.
Arthur Dent
posted on 11-09-2001 @ 4:51 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Nov. 00
Funky Junk
Your claim is bunk
you seak out a hunk
to play hide the monk

Shelle Bink
True star of the celebrity softball game: the redhead in section 101.		posted on 11-09-2001 @ 5:05 PM      
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Registered: Jul. 01
It Was So Fast

There once was a girl named Shelle Bink
Who was hornier than one would think
Along game a guy
Who unzipped his fly
And he came before she could blink





Wanna Get Me Wet?
"Cutie With A Nice Booty" -- Jase
Oh I Know You Just Wanna Spank Me.
Shelle Bink
True star of the celebrity softball game: the redhead in section 101.		posted on 11-09-2001 @ 5:13 PM      
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Registered: Jul. 01
There once was a lad named Froy
Nothing more than a 12 year old boy
He hangs with Op and Ant
Rocks to Steven Van Zant
But a party his voice could destroy


Wanna Get Me Wet?
"Cutie With A Nice Booty" -- Jase
Oh I Know You Just Wanna Spank Me.
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
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P®oJë©T M@¥hέm		posted on 11-09-2001 @ 5:13 PM      
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Kid Touching Limirik

There once was a man named GStyle
Who hadn't had sex in a while
He bought a new toy
And picked up a boy
Then young ass he began to defile






I washed my ass, my taint is better now.
Freedom is worth fighting for.
Austin U. Graduate...can't ya tell?
Created by Psycho/Inspired by Greek
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
 [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
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P®oJë©T M@¥hέm		posted on 11-09-2001 @ 5:13 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
I might be in trouble,
For post I did double.





I washed my ass, my taint is better now.
Freedom is worth fighting for.
Austin U. Graduate...can't ya tell?
Created by Psycho/Inspired by Greek


This message was edited by IrishAlkey on 11-9-01 @ 5:19 PM
GonzoStyle
posted on 11-09-2001 @ 5:15 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
quote:
that was all some pretty morose shit...
Here's one


You saying you didn't like my poetry?


If I could capture the rage of today's youth and bottle it
Crush the glass with my bare hands and swallow it
And spit it back in the face of you racists
And hypocrites who think the same shit but don't say shit
You Liberaces, Versaces and Nazi's watch me
You motherfuckers wanna judge me cuz you're not me
She-Mail Me Here

IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
 [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
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P®oJë©T M@¥hέm		posted on 11-09-2001 @ 5:32 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
A Pen Limirik

There once was a joker named Ken
Whose comedy did Grumpy offend
Most found his humour
As amusing as tumors
So Ken's mom Grump will now bend






I washed my ass, my taint is better now.
Freedom is worth fighting for.
Austin U. Graduate...can't ya tell?
Created by Psycho/Inspired by Greek
funky junk
posted on 11-09-2001 @ 5:32 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jul. 01
Not casting aspersions, just trying to lighten it up. Maybe "morose" was the wrong word...how about "deep", "serious", or "emotionally taxing?"

Oh, and...

Opak and Fez on vacation,
an orgy of dual masturbation.
They hobbled some knob, then swallowed some gob
And said it was harmless flirtation.





Taste my freshness....


Shelle Bink
True star of the celebrity softball game: the redhead in section 101.		posted on 11-09-2001 @ 5:39 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jul. 01
Slash was a man who always would rock
Chicks would swoon, suck his cock
He liked to post
More than most
Him showing at a party would be a shock


Wanna Get Me Wet?
"Cutie With A Nice Booty" -- Jase
Oh I Know You Just Wanna Spank Me.
funky junk
posted on 11-09-2001 @ 5:44 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jul. 01
It seems there's this girl, they call her name's "Bink";
She's obsessed with the big meat suppository
I'm told that her privates are all pouty and pink
And work well as a a fresh spunk depository.

I've not had the pleasure of meeting this gal,
Or hearing her orgasmal sighs
But when that day comes, I know that I shall
Shoot a load smack dab into her eye.

Taste my freshness....


IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
 [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm		posted on 11-09-2001 @ 5:46 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
Equal Opportunity Limirik

A wannabe mod named Kid
Thought vets would forgive what he did
He continued to post
Pissing off most
Till finally his account they did rid






I washed my ass, my taint is better now.
Freedom is worth fighting for.
Austin U. Graduate...can't ya tell?
Created by Psycho/Inspired by Greek
Shelle Bink
True star of the celebrity softball game: the redhead in section 101.		posted on 11-09-2001 @ 6:32 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jul. 01
quote:
Shoot a load smack dab into her eye.


Closest anyone ever got to that was Alkey sploogin on my head. jk. ((read the masturbation thread))


Wanna Get Me Wet?
"Cutie With A Nice Booty" -- Jase
Oh I Know You Just Wanna Spank Me.
Maynard
posted on 11-09-2001 @ 6:40 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
quote:
Closest anyone ever got to that was Alkey sploogin on my head.

Well, I came on his shirt.

IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
 [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
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P®oJë©T M@¥hέm		posted on 11-09-2001 @ 6:45 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
When did I become a bucket,
In which all of you may cum?
Or should I just say "fuck it,"
And welcome everyone?





I washed my ass, my taint is better now.
Freedom is worth fighting for.
Austin U. Graduate...can't ya tell?
Created by Psycho/Inspired by Greek
Shelle Bink
True star of the celebrity softball game: the redhead in section 101.		posted on 11-09-2001 @ 6:49 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jul. 01
Because it's no fun to blow a dildo.


Wanna Get Me Wet?
"Cutie With A Nice Booty" -- Jase
Oh I Know You Just Wanna Spank Me.
Maynard
posted on 11-09-2001 @ 6:50 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jan. 01
You like the taste,
When its on your face.
Now be a mensch,
And deal with the stench.


People suck.
Kid Afrika
posted on 11-09-2001 @ 10:09 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
Roses are red
Violets are blue
This thread sucks
and shelle's a ho ;)


And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger
those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers.
And you will know my name is K1d when I lay my vengeance upon you.

Faceman says I'm an "a-hold".


fbdlingfrg
wow, my name looks odd without 5 lines of type below it in bold and purple and red
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Red Wings Captain Cecil
JBA~Remove the Pick & Click NOW!		posted on 11-09-2001 @ 10:13 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
kid reminded me of this classic for peope like laughriot, mav, and even moron
roses are red
voilets are blue
i'm skitzophranic(sp?)
and so am i



GO BIG BLUE!

This is the song that doesn’t end, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but they’ll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that doesn’t end yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but they’ll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that doesn’t end yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but they’ll continue singing it forever just because




This message was edited by fbdlingfrg on 11-9-01 @ 10:17 PM
Shelle Bink
True star of the celebrity softball game: the redhead in section 101.		posted on 11-09-2001 @ 10:37 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jul. 01
There once was a whore of male attention
To be a mod was the other's prevention
You may be at a loss
I assure you this isn't Vos
And his asshole-ness is no invention.


Wanna Get Me Wet?
"Cutie With A Nice Booty" -- Jase
Oh I Know You Just Wanna Spank Me.
GonzoStyle
posted on 11-10-2001 @ 10:29 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70




Little boy blew.......oops wrong thread.

Ken'sPen
[Sarcasm]
Doesn't Live Up To The Hype
[/Sarcasm]
I should have stayed OVER THERE		posted on 11-10-2001 @ 12:30 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 01
Listen my children and you shall hear,
All the rantings and ravings of the freak with the ear.
In every thread are his posts, a dozen or more,
Which is why he ranks as the leading post whore.
He shamelessly hit on all the women, and then
Turned his attentions to half of the men.
His consumption of alcohol would make most men sick,
But for him it’s unsatisfied women and an “FU to my Dick”




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