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posted on 11-10-2001 @ 3:05 PM      
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I am Stupified!!! I just watched this trailer and cannot figure out how this movie was made.
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posted on 11-10-2001 @ 3:22 PM      
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HOW the movie was made.... that's easy. They got a bunch of people together who think they'll make a nice buck by turning out another movie in a horror series that went from classic to awful years ago.

No, the real question is why. Why in the FUCK must they make the name "Jason" synonymous with "crappy movie"?

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posted on 11-10-2001 @ 3:31 PM      
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A) I've known about this for years and didn't trust it
B) Wasn't this the plot for a MAD TV parody the first episode or at least in the first season?
C) Does the fact that they cyborged Jason up, piss anyone else off?
D) Taking him out of Crystal Lake- WRONG
E) This never was the best series but it was definitely watchable and classic slasher film
F) I heard one of the opening deaths is done quite well but after seeing Toxic Avenger 4, no way it can top anything.



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posted on 11-10-2001 @ 3:37 PM      
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quote:

A) I've known about this for years and didn't trust it
B) Wasn't this the plot for a MAD TV parody the first episode or at least in the first season?
C) Does the fact that they cyborged Jason up, piss anyone else off?
D) Taking him out of Crystal Lake- WRONG
E) This never was the best series but it was definitely watchable and classic slasher film
F) I heard one of the opening deaths is done quite well but after seeing Toxic Avenger 4, no way it can top anything.



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posted on 11-10-2001 @ 3:40 PM      
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quote:

cannot figure out how this movie was made.



That's the easiest thing to figure out. Plain and simple...Why wouldn't you tune in to see a bunch of HOT Teens get hacked to death? Right Gonzo.

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posted on 11-10-2001 @ 3:45 PM      
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That movie looks great. I can't wait to see it on cable.

Is it just me or was the sound slightly off in that trailer? I would hear them speak and then see their lips move. This happens when I watch DVD's on my comp sometimes.

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posted on 11-10-2001 @ 3:46 PM      
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quote:

Why wouldn't you tune in to see a bunch of HOT Teens get hacked to death? Right Gonzo.



How'd I get dragged into this now?

I say fuck it. Why go out to see it, When you can make your own. But mindless killing with nudity and simulated sex thrown in with recycled themes that we seen a billion times... pfft that can never fail.


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posted on 11-10-2001 @ 3:47 PM      
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I tuned out after i heard "In the the year 2455...".

$20 says they figure out some way to include Light-Sabers.

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posted on 11-10-2001 @ 4:07 PM      
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Woah finally a movie that looks worse than Battlefield Earth....


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posted on 11-10-2001 @ 4:16 PM      
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horrible, simply horrible.


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posted on 11-10-2001 @ 4:24 PM      
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What's with all this in the year 3000 junk. Why couldn't this happen in our present time so we could believe it more. We can send probes and go to other planets too, but this movie just put humans there instead and they bring him on the ship and he kills them all. That is one shitty plot...



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posted on 11-10-2001 @ 4:40 PM      
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quote:

C) Does the fact that they cyborged Jason up, piss anyone else off?



Definitely! What the fuck is that? I can't believe New line actually made this piece of crap. Didn't they try the future thing with "Hellraiser" ? That movie busted. I won't even watch it on cable.

They should have done what everybody wanted them to do from the begining. Get Freddy and Jason in the same movie. That never happened. This movie will stink, but I bet some people go to see it. Cyborg Jason?? What the Fuck!?

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posted on 11-10-2001 @ 4:58 PM      
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I think its a really cool idea.....
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......okay, I just wanted to be different...


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posted on 11-10-2001 @ 6:13 PM      
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Guess this just goes to prove that going to Hell isn't permanent. That is where he went at the end of the last Friday the 13th movie.


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posted on 11-10-2001 @ 6:22 PM      
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this has to be the only movie series thats jumped the shark more than once

friday the 13 part 6
jason takes manhattan
jason goes to hell
THIS!

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posted on 11-11-2001 @ 12:41 AM      
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Registered: May. 01
part 6 is actually pretty funny for a jason movie, its done real tounge-in-cheek, like in the beginning with the James Bond parody and when he encounters the gung-ho paintballers. this movie will be terrible, at least with the "Halloween" series, Michael Myers never turned into the Terminator or climbed aboard a spaceship a few hundred years in the future. ehh, im definitley looking more forward to Halloween 8....

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posted on 11-11-2001 @ 12:15 PM      
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Registered: Apr. 01
when's it coming out? all i have to say is the BETTER bloody, gory & SCARE the living shit out of me!!! THATS what i expect when i go to a horror movie!!!!!!!!!

if not well then, i have the first 3. i could always watch those -- along w/Halloween, Fredie Cruger, the Movie, Valentine & Amityville Horror. :)


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This message was edited by jumper on 11-11-01 @ 11:02 PM



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