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| Posted By | Discussion Topic: Invent a deity | ||||
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| Arthur Dent | posted on 11-13-2001 @ 10:51 AM |    | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Nov. 00  | Let's invent a pagan religion. You know how some cultures have a "god of the harvest" or "god of trees". And they all have names, powers, responsabilities, and different ways of being worshipped? So, invent your own god. Give it a name, cool powers, how it should be worshipped, what it's temple looks like, etc. Ex. Magan the Maturbatrix, god of masturbation. Has the power to make anyone masturbate, anywhere, and at anytime. Worshipped by...well, you know. Temple contains the worlds largest library of porn videos, books, and magazines, dildos, vibrators, lubes, etc. | ||||
| o&aswallow | posted on 11-13-2001 @ 11:00 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | Goddess of Pleasure. Nuff said. ;-) American Patriot, Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener. | ||||
...And now the battle between us and them has begun. JYD-4-LIFE. | posted on 11-13-2001 @ 11:35 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: May. 00 | The Froy. Master of all he surveys I'm not afraid of anything in this world There's nothing you can throw at me that I haven't already heard I'm just trying to find A decent melody A song that I can sing, in my own company-U2 | ||||
| GonzoStyle | posted on 11-13-2001 @ 11:45 AM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70 | quote: Fuckin ass kiss, might wanna get a towel and wipe the shit off your nose. quote: So basically Dent's pagan god lives with Hospitaliano. my pagan god? The god of excess of all that is deemed "bad" the man who epitomy of that to me is the one and only.... John Belushi   If I could capture the rage of today's youth and bottle it Crush the glass with my bare hands and swallow it And spit it back in the face of you racists And hypocrites who think the same shit but don't say shit You Liberaces, Versaces and Nazi's watch me You motherfuckers wanna judge me cuz you're not me She-Mail Me Here This message was edited by GonzoStyle on 11-13-01 @ 11:51 AM | ||||
| Sephiroth | posted on 11-13-2001 @ 11:47 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00 |  My God knows how to keep the Minorities IN CHECK. | ||||
| Maynard | posted on 11-13-2001 @ 11:50 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01 |  DO NOT UPSET THE ELDER GODS WITH THIS THREAD. You have been warned.  People suck. This message was edited by Maynard on 11-13-01 @ 11:52 AM | ||||
| o&aswallow | posted on 11-13-2001 @ 11:55 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | quote: The God of Bitch Slapping Kid? Can you use bitch and God in the same reference? American Patriot, Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener. | ||||
...And now the battle between us and them has begun. JYD-4-LIFE. | posted on 11-13-2001 @ 11:56 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: May. 00 | ok everyone step away from seph real slow-like:) sick fucking gook I'm not afraid of anything in this world There's nothing you can throw at me that I haven't already heard I'm just trying to find A decent melody A song that I can sing, in my own company-U2 | ||||
| GonzoStyle | posted on 11-13-2001 @ 12:04 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70 | This is why I have accepted seph as my brother and trust him in keeping the board in check when I am not around. A man of action I say, unlike ::cluck cluck::: like some ahem right facey? If I could capture the rage of today's youth and bottle it Crush the glass with my bare hands and swallow it And spit it back in the face of you racists And hypocrites who think the same shit but don't say shit You Liberaces, Versaces and Nazi's watch me You motherfuckers wanna judge me cuz you're not me She-Mail Me Here | ||||
...And now the battle between us and them has begun. JYD-4-LIFE. | posted on 11-13-2001 @ 12:07 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: May. 00 | I have an action right here for you GS. It has something to do with you doing to yourself what fingerbang did in the hojo to all his ladies. Have a nice day though I'm not afraid of anything in this world There's nothing you can throw at me that I haven't already heard I'm just trying to find A decent melody A song that I can sing, in my own company-U2 | ||||
| GonzoStyle | posted on 11-13-2001 @ 12:15 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70 | quote: You want me to slip myself a mickey? Only if you can be my stuttering sidekick facey. Might wanna replace the S on supermans chest in your sig with a big P. I'm Deep Inside Your Children. They Will Betray You In MY Name. She-Mail Me Here | ||||
| Arthur Dent | posted on 11-13-2001 @ 12:18 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Nov. 00 | Erectus, god of morning wood and nipples on cold days. His temple is a giant pup-tent. | ||||
...And now the battle between us and them has begun. JYD-4-LIFE. | posted on 11-13-2001 @ 12:35 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: May. 00 | quote: No thanks, but the suggestion is greatly appreciated I'm not afraid of anything in this world There's nothing you can throw at me that I haven't already heard I'm just trying to find A decent melody A song that I can sing, in my own company-U2 | ||||
| Kid Afrika | posted on 11-13-2001 @ 12:37 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70 | MOD FIGHT!!!
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| GonzoStyle | posted on 11-13-2001 @ 12:43 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70 | quote: Hey just trying to lend a helping hand, I prefered the punisher pics though. But atleast if you're gonna ruin a superheroes image might as well be superman, we all know he's a pussy anyway compared to the punisher. I'm Deep Inside Your Children. They Will Betray You In MY Name. She-Mail Me Here | ||||
| IrishAlkey Chucky Official OA.com Homo CUNT ROCKETTE Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!! Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm] "my mod powers are on temporary hiatus" This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm | posted on 11-13-2001 @ 2:29 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 01 | Modulous Egoisticus: God of wayward mods. He contains supreme knowledge of HTML, Photoshop, IP addresses and all that is deemed unacceptable on message boards. This one is easily annoyed. | ||||
| Drunken GW I Pissed on a Church to get this Status. | posted on 11-13-2001 @ 2:45 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00 | FN Sluggo the Horticult, Bearer of Buds and God of Cannibas If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either. | ||||
| Roger | posted on 11-13-2001 @ 3:41 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | quote: Fuck that's funny. Lord IAMANTHONY: worship him with beer and you are bestowed with laughs a~plenty. The God Damn~ lord of sacriledge and blaspheme. (I suck at this game.)  "One girl, I drove through three states wearing her head as a hat." ~ Garland 'The Marietta Mangler' Greene "Hand me the keys, you cocksucker!" "In English, please?" "Excuse me?" "In English." "Hand me the fucking keys, you cocksucker, what the fuck?" | ||||
| Drunken GW I Pissed on a Church to get this Status. | posted on 11-13-2001 @ 3:47 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00 | Sean Cold the Merciless...God of Beat Downs. Known to make a man cry in seconds. Unicron the PunkAss...God of the Unwanted and Estranged If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either. | ||||
| Sephiroth | posted on 11-13-2001 @ 4:16 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00 | quote:  ARRRGGGHHHHH SKULLCRUSH | ||||
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