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locdog
posted on 11-14-2001 @ 12:23 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Nov. 01
I saw the most worhthless human being exploited by Jack Hanna last night. I flicked a channel past the other freak show (michael) and stummbled on a quadapalegic mute. This girl used a dot on her forhead to move a cursor on a monitor in front of her to talk. Imagine a girl with a unibrow and teeth that stick out twice as far as her nose does, with acne, a metallic dot on her head, salivating as she moves her head around in the most insane positions while salivating more than the dog hooch while Hanna leans real close to her and tells her how special and wonderful she is. puke! Then they showed her at some camp and about ten people lower her lifeless carcass onto an inner tube, by the way she is wearing a bathing suit over her pile of skin and bones she hasn't used for who knows how long. Then this big dude lays on top of her so she can enjoy the sport of tubing.(Disgusting)!!!!!!!!
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STRIKE 3
(I'm a dick and I like to ruin people's plans) 		posted on 11-14-2001 @ 12:37 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 00
quote:
Imagine a girl with a unibrow


Talk about my li'l sister Amy again, and you will receive a strike, mister.



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Arthur Dent
posted on 11-14-2001 @ 12:41 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Nov. 00
Alright, I'm confused. Isn't Jack Hanna the guy who does the animal shows on Sunday's and visits Leno? And who's Michael?
o&aswallow
posted on 11-14-2001 @ 12:46 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:
This girl used a dot on her forhead to move a cursor on a monitor in front of her to talk. Imagine a girl with a unibrow and teeth that stick out twice as far as her nose does, with acne, a metallic dot on her head, salivating as she moves her head around in the most insane positions while salivating more than the dog hooch

Oh shit, Gonzo has another hottie to add to his conqoured bitches list.



I know the task of satisfying the hotties is monumentous, but I am up to the task!

American Patriot, Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener.
Black Lazerus
posted on 11-14-2001 @ 12:46 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
quote:
Then they showed her at some camp and about ten people lower her lifeless carcass onto an inner tube, by the way she is wearing a bathing suit over her pile of skin and bones she hasn't used for who knows how long. Then this big dude lays on top of her so she can enjoy the sport of tubing.(
So how did this girl enjoy her date with GONZO

The Leader Of The Black Revolutionary Army


Now i can steal a Mercedes with 70K Miles.
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Faceman
...And now the battle between us and them has begun.

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posted on 11-14-2001 @ 12:49 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: May. 00
quote:
Then this big dude lays on top of her so she can enjoy the sport of tubing


Is that what unicron is up to these days? Wonders never cease




don't open your eyes you won't like what you see
the devils of truth steal the souls of the free
don't open your eyes take it from me
i have found
you can find
happiness in slavery


Canweseeyourstuff
posted on 11-14-2001 @ 2:00 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:
Then this big dude lays on top of her so she can enjoy the sport of tubing.


Is that what they're calling it now.sounds more like a rape




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