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Kid Afrika
posted on 11-19-2001 @ 9:07 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 70


Salma Hayek vs. Jennifer Lopez


  1. Mexican! Aye Carumba!

  2. Big Titties

  3. Decent Actress

  4. Latina Goddess

  5. Hasn't Fucked Puffy

  6. From Mexico

  1. Puerto Rican, yea?

  2. Titties

  3. Showed A Tit in U-Turn

  4. Almost a "Sorta-Rican"

  5. Fucked Puffy

  6. From da Bronx (Thanks WBK)

This decision was a bit more difficult, but I have to go with
Salma. HUBBA HUBBA!!! What a hottie!




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This message was edited by Kid Afrika on 11-20-01 @ 9:05 AM
onehung lo434
posted on 11-19-2001 @ 9:11 PM      
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Too late.

I'll have to get back to this one in about 20 minutes or so




Sephiroth
posted on 11-19-2001 @ 9:13 PM      
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Briteny Spears, Christina Alguilera VS. Selma Hayek, Jennifer Lopez.

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Look at that. You could bounce quarters off of it. Incredible.		posted on 11-19-2001 @ 9:14 PM      
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Whoo-hoo! Women my shade! Salma now, but if Jennifer had kept the long brown curls and not aerobicized (most) of her ass away, I would pick her.




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This message was edited by Noellevious on 11-19-01 @ 9:24 PM
Maynard
posted on 11-19-2001 @ 9:19 PM      
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posted on 11-19-2001 @ 9:19 PM      
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Oh my god!! No contest...Salma Hayek is 1,000 times hotter. Not only does she have a better body, but her face is beautiful, shes so "nice to look at".................


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Kickflip b/s Tailslide Strike Team		posted on 11-19-2001 @ 9:20 PM      
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If Salma were a president, she'd be Baberham Lincoln
quote:
Salma..."nice to look at"

so perfectly put
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P®oJë©T M@¥hέm		posted on 11-19-2001 @ 9:29 PM      
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LIKE ANY OF US HAVE A CHANCE WITH THEM ANYWAY...JUST WHACK THE BAG TO THEM BOTH AND MOVE ALONG!!!





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Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!!		posted on 11-19-2001 @ 10:57 PM      
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If you are going by those pics you have to go with J-Lo other wise Selma is much hotter


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I Need An Old Priest And A Young Priest		posted on 11-19-2001 @ 11:28 PM      
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I have to agree with Tequila (man I must be going insane) on pics alone, hands down; J-Lo.

And Alkey, come on man, we all know Magus has the pimp hand to work them both at the same time.


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Cranky Ass
posted on 11-19-2001 @ 11:32 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
That caboose alone puts J-Hoe over the top. I could ride that ass all the way to Guadalajara. Kill Rosie Perez, Marry Salma, Fuck J-Lo.

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posted on 11-19-2001 @ 11:38 PM      
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Registered: May. 00
Salma definitely wins over Jennifer Lopez, she is such a sweetheart...but in my opinion nobody beats Chasey Lain, Chasey is soooooo hot!!!

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posted on 11-20-2001 @ 12:45 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 70
Maynard!

That was fucking hilarious. Laugh out loud funny. Almost as funny as Rotten Vinny's status.



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Wookie
posted on 11-20-2001 @ 12:58 AM      
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Registered: Mar. 01
Wait.
Is the contest who we'd fuck, or who we'd rather have clean our apartment?



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posted on 11-20-2001 @ 1:14 AM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
quote:
Wait.
Is the contest who we'd fuck, or who we'd rather have clean our apartment?


Ding.

WhackBagKid
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HE WHO IS #1.		posted on 11-20-2001 @ 2:52 AM      
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isnt J-Lo from the bronx?


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Kid Afrika
posted on 11-20-2001 @ 9:03 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 70
quote:
isnt J-Lo from the bronx?

Why yes, you are correct. Salma still wins though.


And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger
those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers.
And you will know my name is K1d when I lay my vengeance upon you.

Faceman says I'm an "a-hold".


Drunken GW
I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.		posted on 11-20-2001 @ 10:22 AM      
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Salma here.


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WhackBagKid
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HE WHO IS #1.		posted on 11-20-2001 @ 10:35 AM      
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J-Lo wins hands down, i dont find that midget Salma Hayek attractive at all


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ass-fucker
posted on 11-20-2001 @ 2:16 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
too hard to decide. i would like to ass fuck both of them.

F the S out of her A
posted on 11-20-2001 @ 3:38 PM      
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Registered: Jun. 01
I'd take Vanessa del Rio, but then again, I'm old school like that.

Salma lost too much weight... she was incredible in "Desperado," where she had a little meat on her to fill in around those implants.

J-Lo is New York, though, and I gotta have that booty. Both are beautiful, but at least I could understand J-Lo.

Then again, she did fuck Puffy.

Vanessa.

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posted on 11-20-2001 @ 10:14 PM      
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Registered: Jun. 01
quote:
around those implants

You couln't be more wrong. Salma is by far the hotter piece of ass. Sexy, elegant and a really nice body. J-lo? I liked her better before Puffy got a hold of her. Nothing but damaged goods now.

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posted on 11-20-2001 @ 11:58 PM      
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Hawkings.
Hayek.

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