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| Posted By | Discussion Topic: Ninjas VS. Robots | ||||
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| Sephiroth | posted on 11-19-2001 @ 9:51 PM |    | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00  |  VS.  Lets Look at the Facts: 1) Robots have super Strengh, while Ninjas have Super-Human strengh (but not as strong). 2) While Robots can be heard a mileaway, several ninjas can be behind you at this very second and you wouldnt know. 3) Robots are slow and steady, Ninja's have super-human agility and speed. 4) Robots have lasers and metal claws, while Ninja's have smoke bombs, Katanas and throwing stars. 5) It is much easier to make a robot than to train a ninja. 6) A ninja will fight to the death for his master, all robots eventually turn on their masters. 7) Robots can only do what they are programmed to do, Ninjas are legendary for their resourcefullness in battle. 8) Ninja costumes sell better during Halloween. 9) Robots can be programmed to make your sandwichs and serve your drinks, while a Ninja's kitchen profiency ends at cutting vegetables. 10) A ninja can slip into a crowd by blending in and removing his ninja suit, you cant hide a robot. 11) Finally, a Ninja slice thru a victim cleanly and effectively, robots simply smash and destroy, leaving bloody messes behind. After weighing all the pro's and con's of each, i am forced to conclude that Ninja's are more proficient and better killers. While robots excel in several areas, Ninja's are far more deadly when it comes to speed, agility and stamina. Discuss.
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| Kid Afrika | posted on 11-19-2001 @ 9:55 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70 | Robots are expendible. They win. Your quibble is moot. :)
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| IrishAlkey Chucky Official OA.com Homo CUNT ROCKETTE Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!! Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm] "my mod powers are on temporary hiatus" This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm | posted on 11-19-2001 @ 9:56 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 01 | Seph, a brilliant, well thought-out thesis, however, why seperate the two when even a monkey could realize that a ninja/robot hybrid would make the perfect killing machine? | ||||
| av8er OA.com's taint with wings. | posted on 11-19-2001 @ 10:03 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | quote: quote: Obviously, you're wrong Alkey.;)  Av8er Radio [ AIM ] [ ICQ ] [ E-Mail ] im·pact ra·di·o [ĭm'pâkt' rā'dē-Âō]n. The cheesy, sebaceous matter which collects between the glans penis and the foreskin. | ||||
| QuickStop I won the last OA.com Sig contest & all I got was this cheesey status... Who is driving? Oh my God! Bear is Driving! How can that be?!? G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Kickflip b/s Tailslide Strike Team | posted on 11-19-2001 @ 10:06 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 01 | I concur. Robot ninjas could kick some serious ass AIM | E-MAIL My grandmother always said, "Why buy the cow, when you can get the sex for free?" | ||||
| Maynard | posted on 11-19-2001 @ 10:06 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01 | Robots can drink. Ninja's cant.  you can have my isolation, you can have the hate it brings you can have my absence of faith, you can have my everything People suck. | ||||
| Sephiroth | posted on 11-19-2001 @ 10:07 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00 | quote: While i have thought out that route thoroughly, it simply isnt feasable. Simple adding Cybornetic enhancements to a trained ninja, while increasing it's power, decreases it speed and agilty because of the extra weight. This is unacceptable because the Ninja's entire training is based on the premise that they are fast and agile.
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| IrishAlkey Chucky Official OA.com Homo CUNT ROCKETTE Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!! Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm] "my mod powers are on temporary hiatus" This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm | posted on 11-19-2001 @ 11:29 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 01 | quote: Alright, but even though the technology is in its infancy, isn't it quite possible to produce lightweight Cybornetic enhancements that wouldn't hinder the speed and agility of the ninja? Or, quite possible, actually add to their speed and agility? This is a discussion that may never be solved. Oh, wait, Kid already told us the answer so there's no use in debating this anymore. | ||||
| IkeaBoy P.L.F. Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal I will die a traitor's death | posted on 11-20-2001 @ 2:01 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Sep. 00 | i think a robot can beat a ninja. if a robot can move quick enough with heat vision, they can detect a ninja.  | ||||
| Wookie | posted on 11-20-2001 @ 2:08 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Mar. 01 | Ninjas are cold-hearted, but a robot's love is real. Besides, everyone knows ninjas don't really exist. Happy Thanksgiving to you all! You're reading this sig with antici  pation. Welcome to Lifestyles of the Perverted & Privileged! | ||||
| Drunken GW I Pissed on a Church to get this Status. | posted on 11-20-2001 @ 8:36 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00 | quote: Got to go with the laser eyes.  If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either. | ||||
| BARRY MANILOW | posted on 11-20-2001 @ 9:52 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | My vote: Super Fun-time Family Seizure Ninja Robot Time Travellers in Space.  Thanks to Grumpy for his help with the sig. I LOVE THE FROY! | ||||
| Snoteater | posted on 11-20-2001 @ 11:16 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Apr. 01 | Ninjas always win. | ||||
| Arthur Dent | posted on 11-20-2001 @ 4:20 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Nov. 00 | Hmmm... Arnold Terminator vs. Micheal Dudikoff? Gotta go with Arnie. Robocop vs. "Revenge of the Ninja"? Gotta go with Robocop. Swords and sherikans have minimal to no effect on robots. But what about the Roboninjas from Robocop 3?!?!? | ||||
| The Brain | posted on 11-20-2001 @ 8:46 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 01 | quote: quote: quote: Um, Seph? These statements apply to all ninjas, right? ;)   I'll conquer the world long before Kingpin ever finds "Pinky" In Loving Memory of those who gave their lives needlessly, so that we could become truly UNITED IN SPIRIT... The tears that we shed for you all shall NOT be in vain. STAY STRONG, AMERICA | ||||
| Filzy Stand up straight Stomach in Shoulders back SOUND OFF!!! | posted on 11-20-2001 @ 8:52 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00 | *flips a coin* Ninjas because they know how to use booby traps and sabotage.  There's a method to my madness. | ||||
| The Brain | posted on 11-20-2001 @ 9:02 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 01 | From Filzy's sig:quote: How he chose Ninjas vs. Robots: quote: That's quite a method you've got there. It's got all the depth and subtle nuances of a kiddie pool. LOL j/k :) I'll conquer the world long before Kingpin ever finds "Pinky" In Loving Memory of those who gave their lives needlessly, so that we could become truly UNITED IN SPIRIT... The tears that we shed for you all shall NOT be in vain. STAY STRONG, AMERICA | ||||
| Weedboobies | posted on 11-20-2001 @ 10:24 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Aug. 01 | using the word robot is far to vague, the ones with legs or treads, cause if they had legs, ninjas would win with the pungee traps, but treads would roll over them...do they have arms or just built in weaponry? do they have glass anywhere on them, because glass is fairly fragile.....plus robots are made of metal, what is a katana going to do against a wrought iron robot, stealth accounts for nothing when facing the superiority of the robot, although ninjas have the inborn human ability to negotiate, which gives them the ability to ally with surrounding clans or armies...i find this question to have far to many variables to answer.... pa shol na hui! | ||||
| The Sleeper Being a Minor is a Threat to my Social Life PoseUr i ahve 2 threads at teh top, i feel like maynard | posted on 11-20-2001 @ 11:52 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | I would go with Ninjas based on the fact that Ninja chicks are SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO much hotter than Ninja robots. If you find out a girl is a ninja, that takes hottness to a whole new unspeakable level. | ||||
| IkeaBoy P.L.F. Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal I will die a traitor's death | posted on 11-21-2001 @ 12:25 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Sep. 00 | quote:what if you only find out whe she crushes your skull with her thights? | ||||
| The Sleeper Being a Minor is a Threat to my Social Life PoseUr i ahve 2 threads at teh top, i feel like maynard | posted on 11-21-2001 @ 12:33 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | I'll orgasm right before I die. | ||||
| Sephiroth | posted on 11-21-2001 @ 12:38 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00 |  Ph34r 5133p3r! H3 51 1337!!!
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| The Sleeper Being a Minor is a Threat to my Social Life PoseUr i ahve 2 threads at teh top, i feel like maynard | posted on 11-21-2001 @ 12:42 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | quote: Haha, Well not anymore, but those 30 or so minutes of 631n9 1337 was magical! | ||||
| disgustip8ed | posted on 11-21-2001 @ 12:42 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Mar. 01 | You would have to go with robots on this one, because a design can be made and modified to repel all styles of attacks from a ninja. Plus the silence factor of a ninja is useless since the robots can be made with sensors that can either detect the heat or smell of a ninja and therefore cut down or blow up or destroy the ninja in whatever preferred fashion.  'Wear your crutch like a crown of negativity. Calculate what we will not tolerate. Desperate to control, all and everything. Unable to forgive, Scarlet letterman.' MJK This message was edited by disgustip8ed on 11-21-01 @ 12:53 AM | ||||
| IkeaBoy P.L.F. Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal I will die a traitor's death | posted on 11-21-2001 @ 1:52 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Sep. 00 | another thing. a ninja dies, he dies. a robot 'dies' he can build himself again | ||||
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