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LunaBabe Ok, I know this is all a ploy, but, I'll play anyway. Dylan? BAH! I've heard BETTER! JYD-4-LIFE 'Shrooomer	posted on 11-20-2001 @ 8:34 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Jun. 01	Inspired by Maynard's "Why do you suck" topic. Do you have any pets? What do you have? If you don't, why? And if you don't ,but, would like to have one what would you choose? Romeo, he said to Juliet, â€œYou got a poor complexion It donâ€™t give you an appearance of a youthful touch.â€ Juliet said back to Romeo, â€œWhy donâ€™t you just shove off If it bothers you so much.â€ ;-)BBBOINKKK;-) Darkness at the break of noon shadows even the silver spoon the handmade blade, the child's balloon eclipses both the sun and moonTo understand you know too soon there is no sense in trying. Pointed threats, they bluff with scorn suicide remarks are torn from the fool's gold mouthpiece the hollow horn plays wasted words proves to warnThat he not busy being born is busy dying. Temptation's page flies out the door you follow, find yourself at war Watch waterfalls of pity roar you feel to moan but unlike before you discover that you'd just be one more person crying. So don't fear if you hear a foreign sound to your ear. It's alright, Ma, I'm only sighing. As some warn victory, some downfall private reasons great or small can be seen in the eyes of those that call to make all that should be killed to crawl while others say don't hate nothing at all except hatred. Disillusioned words like bullets bark as human gods aim for their mark make everything from toy guns that spark to flesh-colored Christs that glow in the dark It's easy to see without looking too far that not much is really sacred. While preachers preach of evil fates Teachers teach that knowledge waits can lead to hundred-dollar plates goodness hides behind its gates but even the president of the United States sometimes must have to stand naked.An' though the rules of the road have been lodged it's only people's games that you got to dodge And it's alright, Ma, I can make it. Advertising signs that con you into thinking you're the one that can do what's never been done that can win what's never been won meantime life outside goes on all around you.You lose yourself, you reappear you suddenly find you got nothing to fear alone you stand with nobody near when a trembling distant voice, unclear startles your sleeping ears to hear that somebody thinks they really found you. A question in your nerves is lit yet you know there is no answer fit to satisfy insure you not to quit to keep it in your mind and not forget that it is not he or she or them or it that you belong to. Although the masters make the rules for the wise men and the fools I got nothing, Ma, to live up to. For them that must obey authority that they do not respect in any degree who despise their jobs, their destinies speak jealously of them that are free cultivate their flowers to be nothing more than something they invest in. While some on principles baptized To strict party platform ties social clubs in drag disguise outsiders they can freely criticize tell nothing except who to idolize and then say God bless him. While one who sings with his tongue on fire gargles in the rat race choir bent out of shape from society's pliers cares not to come up any higher but rather get you down in the hole that he's in. But I mean no harm nor put fault on anyone that lives in a vault But it's alright, Ma, if I can't please him. Old lady judges watch people in pairs limited in sex, they dare to push fake morals, insult and stare while money doesn't talk, it swears obscenity, who really cares propaganda, all is phony. While them that defend what they cannot see with a killer's pride, security it blows the minds most bitterly for them that think death's honesty won't fall upon them naturally life sometimes must get lonely. My eyes collide head-on with stuffed graveyards false gods, I scuff at pettiness which plays so rough walk upside-down inside handcuffs kick my legs to crash it off say okay, I have had enough what else can you show me? And if my thought-dreams could be seen they'd probably put my head in a guillotine But it's alright, Ma, it's life, and life only.

Metalfan	posted on 11-20-2001 @ 8:37 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00	I used to have 2 cats, but now my basement is used for other "pets". :-) I just wish they'd keep the noise down! E-Mail Me 09.11.01 - To those who we'll never see again - you'll be in our hearts forever. To those who did this.....buh bye motherfuckers.

Drunken GW I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.	posted on 11-20-2001 @ 8:46 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00	Two fish tanks. One housing barbs of many sorts, a red-tailed shark, and a pleco in a 30 gallon long tank. The other tank is a 50 gallon long housing only one fish, an 18 inch albino catfish. I used to have a Golden Crowned Conure, a small parrot, but he passed a way a few years back. He lived for 18 years. If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either. When I die, bury me. Hang my balls from a cherry tree. Let them get ripe and take a bite, and if they don't taste right then don't blame me.

TeenWeek what's a status?	posted on 11-20-2001 @ 8:59 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	I have a 1 1/2 year old mutt. She is a lab/pitbull mix. She is mostly gold with a white stomach, white star on her head and a half black half white fur by her nose.

LunaBabe Ok, I know this is all a ploy, but, I'll play anyway. Dylan? BAH! I've heard BETTER! JYD-4-LIFE 'Shrooomer	posted on 11-20-2001 @ 9:00 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Jun. 01	Well, I guess I should post what I have, huh? I have a Leonberger dog. He is a German rare breed. Very friendly & very sweet. Heeeeeeeere's Rupert! This message was edited by LunaBabe on 11-20-01 @ 10:17 AM

QuickStop I won the last OA.com Sig contest & all I got was this cheesey status... Who is driving? Oh my God! Bear is Driving! How can that be?!? G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Kickflip b/s Tailslide Strike Team	posted on 11-20-2001 @ 9:00 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 01	a dog (Bichon Frise) named Sonic. AIM \| E-MAIL My grandmother always said, "Why buy the cow, when you can get the sex for free?" Despite all my RAGE, i am still just a rat in a cage.

av8er OA.com's taint with wings. The only person to have a 20 double post	posted on 11-20-2001 @ 9:03 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	I have a cat, she was a stray that came into my job. I discovered that she was declawed and had to take her in. Av8er Radio [Â AIMÂ ] [Â ICQÂ ]Â [Â E-MailÂ ] imÂ·pact raÂ·diÂ·o [ĭm'pÃ¢kt' rā'dē-Âō]n. The cheesy, sebaceous matter which collects between the glans penis and the foreskin.

Froy King Shit board owner	posted on 11-20-2001 @ 9:32 AM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Feb. 01	Two dogs... Wheaten Terriers.... one male named Quint & a female named Murphy. Had a third named Mack who died last spring before we got Quint, he was my favorite. I believe in the Faith... that can save me. I believe in the hope and I pray... That someday it may raise me... above these badlands

spitfire421	posted on 11-20-2001 @ 9:33 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00	2 kitties: a Siamese cross-eyed kitty (born on 4/20) named Pandora a silly, stupid little tabby kitty I got from a friend's sister whose cat had kittens...named Magnus I'll scan and post a pic tomorrow :) *Fortunately, I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber.* NEVER FORGET!!!

BARRY MANILOW	posted on 11-20-2001 @ 9:47 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	1 dog...She's a Sheppard/Border collie mix. Named "Mocha Nightshade Barbara". Of course, I have 3 "Monsters" ;) Thanks to Grumpy for his help with the sig. I LOVE THE FROY!

Sephiroth	posted on 11-20-2001 @ 9:52 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00	A Army of Blood-Thirsty Zombies are at my command. Man, those guys rock. Vengence be thy name. Death be thy Chore. Move swiftly, Move silently and cede thy Wrath. AIM \| E-MAIL \| CHAT KILLER JAPANESE SEIZURE ROBOTS This message was edited by Sephiroth on 11-20-01 @ 9:55 AM

Banana_juice	posted on 11-20-2001 @ 10:23 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01	my roomate has a 2 cats and a dog.. they are 2 regular housecats, and the dog is 1/2 german shepard, and 1/2 doberman. pretty mean looking dog. E-Mail Me special thanks to maynard and grumpy for the sig pic and the help posting it

Drunken GW I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.	posted on 11-20-2001 @ 10:28 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00	What no pet rocks or pet farts? If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either. When I die, bury me. Hang my balls from a cherry tree. Let them get ripe and take a bite, and if they don't taste right then don't blame me.

Grumpy SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!!	posted on 11-20-2001 @ 10:31 AM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Dec. 00	Other than Wilbur, I have a one-eyed boa constrictor that I keep in my pants. Does that count? :) Fuck you Ken.

Cunt-Twat No real… its cool to wear childrens Band-Aids. I'm not a Cockblocker, I'm a COCKSUCKER!	posted on 11-20-2001 @ 10:34 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01	i have 2 cats, 1 male and 1 female. they're really lazy!! my dream pet would be a dolphin, but that will never happen, lol. ============================== Remember-Laughter heals.

danked Dankarella!	posted on 11-20-2001 @ 10:51 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 00	i have a small mutt i found as a stray. she wandered into work one day and i couldn't let her walk around the streets of irvington like that. she had worms and a bit of mange around her eyes. it cost me a couple hundred dollars but the vet fixed her right up. i don't know what kind of dog she is exactly, but i believe her to be a pit bull/pug mix. she's very small, about 26 pounds, and she won't get any bigger. all black except for her white chest and a little on her paws. hyper little dog. her name's Jiboo. Now with 57% more hippie! BONG - Does the writer seems to babble on and on? Does he lurch from one non sequitur to another? Are you baffled by his obscure metaphors? Are there so many typos you think that maybe he was typing while wearing a catcher's mit? Can he really MEAN what he just said? What in the hell is this guy talking about, anyway? Is this guy smoking something? Well, yes...in fact he is, and placidly tethered in high orbit Bong remains far beyond the reach of the even the most powerful Warriors' weaponry.

Drunken GW I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.	posted on 11-20-2001 @ 11:16 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00	quote: my dream pet would be a dolphin Dolphin Raper!:) If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either. When I die, bury me. Hang my balls from a cherry tree. Let them get ripe and take a bite, and if they don't taste right then don't blame me.

Psycho Bitch	posted on 11-20-2001 @ 11:29 AM
Psychopath Registered: Jul. 01	quote: What no pet rocks Sean, comment? ;) quote: my dream pet would be a dolphin, but that will never happen Just like someone wanting that giant whale in his backyard ;) lol I have a cat. He's 4. His name is Tyler and he's really fat and lazy. He likes to eat paper :) I have made some big mistakes, and I've paid a heavy price, I found a little peace between will and sacrifice, I have watched as all my dreams went walking out the door, and I think I deserve just a little more You say you don't know what you're doing here...Does that mean you might disappear ...How would I know ...You might feel that there's something real...In the next hello.... How would I know...If you don't tell me so...if you wanted to go ...How would I know . [ÃAIMÃ ] [ÃE-MailÃ]

kindredbabe	posted on 11-20-2001 @ 11:59 AM
Psychopath Registered: Aug. 01	Sara - white lab, 6 years old....used to have a cat Molly but she is currently shacking up with my mom. Some times are right for pushing the limits of our lives, and some times are right for finding the center of our lives.Right now, understandably, everyone wants to be reassured about what is really important, what resonates at the very core of who we are as human beings.

NJopposition	posted on 11-20-2001 @ 12:10 PM
Psychopath Registered: May. 01	Albee-he's a Chinese Shar-Pei Buffy-he's a Clumber Spaniel (i inherited him so i didnt choose the name) Charlie-my pink kissing gouramie, i got him on my 5th birthday, and hes still alive somehow and his size has tripled in 14 years...

Psycho Bitch	posted on 11-20-2001 @ 12:42 PM
Psychopath Registered: Jul. 01	Well if pets that don't reside with you cout I also have a dog. he's a miniature schnauzer named Tober. He's probably about 14-15 years old and he's really sick :( My mom has him since I'm not really allowed dogs in my building and my cat is afraid of him. I've been going out there a lot to see him because I don't think he'll be around much longer. :( :( I have made some big mistakes, and I've paid a heavy price, I found a little peace between will and sacrifice, I have watched as all my dreams went walking out the door, and I think I deserve just a little more You say you don't know what you're doing here...Does that mean you might disappear ...How would I know ...You might feel that there's something real...In the next hello.... How would I know...If you don't tell me so...if you wanted to go ...How would I know . [ÃAIMÃ ] [ÃE-MailÃ]

Kingpin KEEPER OF THE FLAME. I have a little Wick. PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN.	posted on 11-20-2001 @ 1:34 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	I have two kids and a Bichon Frise, guess whos' better behaved?? E-Mail Me

Ants in My Pants Billy Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right??? Prettiest Butterfly in the garden All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.	posted on 11-20-2001 @ 2:05 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Apr. 01	I have had my cat Tiger for 13 years, and she is the most affectionate cat I have ever seen in my life. Whenever I shave my head, she wakes me up by licking my stubble. What, too much information? *"Ants in my pants, it was bigger than an elephant... I swear it was this big!"*

FeelMyFunBags	posted on 11-20-2001 @ 2:16 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01	I have a sun conure...he's a little over a year old and a royal pain in the ass.... I think he needs to see a therapist... :) i can't believe my dream is over i woke up this morning with nothing but light in my eyes now i'm one with the fools of love Bundle of cuteness?? You're insane....sweet shluffies.... USA

fbdlingfrg wow, my name looks odd without 5 lines of type below it in bold and purple and red G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Red Wings Captain Cecil JBA~Remove the Pick & Click NOW!	posted on 11-20-2001 @ 3:01 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	i dont have any pets, but there's a good reason.i used to have a dog, 12yr old lhasa apso, who i loved since we got her.i was closer then the rest of the family.saddly, 2 years ago she was daignosed with throat cancer, which we think she got from the invisible fence thingy we used to keep her in the yard, and we had to put her to sleep. i would get another, but my brother's in college, i leave for college in 2 years, and my parents work, so the new dog would be alone all day.i want another one eventually, though.probably just another small to medioum sized dog, but not that high maintenence GO BIG BLUE! This is the song that doesnâ€™t end, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but theyâ€™ll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that doesnâ€™t end yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but theyâ€™ll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that doesnâ€™t end yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but theyâ€™ll continue singing it forever just because

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