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| Hannity 2 | posted on 11-21-2001 @ 3:03 PM |    | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Nov. 01  | Damnit FTL, I edited it first! This message was edited by Fez on 11-21-01 @ 3:17 PM | ||||
| Arpikarhu Harmless Teddy I wish Maynard was still posting here so I could implant my head up his ass. Needle dick, bear salesman. I think I'm a revolutionary. Actually, I'm a one trick pony. I enjoy C&BT | posted on 11-21-2001 @ 3:09 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Apr. 01 | just wanted to say hi before this gets locked and deleted AIM- Arpikarhu  | ||||
| Arthur Dent | posted on 11-21-2001 @ 3:11 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Nov. 00 | Blah,Blah,Blah,Blah,Blah,Blah,Blah,Blah, Spam Scene: A cafe. One table is occupied by a group of Vikings with horned helmets on. A man and his wife enter. Man (Eric Idle): You sit here, dear. Wife (Graham Chapman in drag): All right. Man (to Waitress): Morning! Waitress (Terry Jones, in drag as a bit of a rat-bag): Morning! Man: Well, what've you got? Waitress: Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg bacon and spam; egg bacon sausage and spam; spam bacon sausage and spam; spam egg spam spam bacon and spam; spam sausage spam spam bacon spam tomato and spam; Vikings (starting to chant): Spam spam spam spam... Waitress: ...spam spam spam egg and spam; spam spam spam spam spam spam baked beans spam spam spam... Vikings (singing): Spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Waitress: ...or Lobster Thermidor au Crevette with a Mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam. Wife: Have you got anything without spam? Waitress: Well, there's spam egg sausage and spam, that's not got much spam in it. Wife: I don't want ANY spam! Man: Why can't she have egg bacon spam and sausage? Wife: THAT'S got spam in it! Man: Hasn't got as much spam in it as spam egg sausage and spam, has it? Vikings: Spam spam spam spam (crescendo through next few lines) Wife: Could you do the egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam then? Waitress: Urgghh! Wife: What do you mean 'Urgghh'? I don't like spam! Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! Waitress: Shut up! Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! Waitress: Shut up! (Vikings stop) Bloody Vikings! You can't have egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam. Wife (shrieks): I don't like spam! Man: Sshh, dear, don't cause a fuss. I'll have your spam. I love it. I'm having spam spam spam spam spam spam spam beaked beans spam spam spam and spam! Vikings (singing): Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! Waitress: Shut up!! Baked beans are off. Man: Well could I have her spam instead of the baked beans then? Waitress: You mean spam spam spam spam spam spam... (but it is too late and the Vikings drown her words) Vikings (singing elaborately): Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! Spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam. Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Spam spam spam spam! | ||||
Nay. We are but men. ROCK. The man with the plan. | posted on 11-21-2001 @ 3:12 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | Know what I love about banned members who post to let you know they're back? You can just ban them again. Dent, nice. Say buhbye.  "Miracles and lucky charms made the girl of my dreams the girl in my arms." - Dr. Frank | ||||
| Drunken GW I Pissed on a Church to get this Status. | posted on 11-21-2001 @ 3:12 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00 | Hi Arpi! If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either. | ||||
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