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Sephiroth
posted on 11-21-2001 @ 6:02 PM      
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http://boomgames.com/chase/noonecouldgetin.mp3

You people must download this MP3, it's about 8MBs. It's a bunch of high school kids basically annoying the shit out of their Computer Teacher. It builds and builds until the teacher is reduced to a screaming and raving lunatic. Funny as Fucking hell. And they tape the whole thing.

GET IT NOW YOU SONS OF BITCHES, OR I'LL RIP OUT YOUR INTESTINES AND WEAR IT AS A HAT.

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posted on 11-21-2001 @ 6:15 PM      
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Sounds like what would happen if Opie made a vastly different career choice or the argument any mod makes when someone here questions the rules. ;)

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posted on 11-21-2001 @ 6:20 PM      
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god damn thats funny. YOU DON'T DO IT!!!(sounds like don west found a new job)


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VooDude
posted on 11-21-2001 @ 6:27 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
Have to agree Hybrid.......

You don't do it....PERIOD !!!!
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posted on 11-21-2001 @ 6:27 PM      
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Registered: Jun. 01
Computer teachers are always high strung - great comedy!

This guys is LOSING it, he should try having to deal with corporate clients, at least these kids fucking with him know what they're doing.

I've never heard this great a debate between the merits of logging out and locking your machine. Hehehe, I think I should send this to the guys who handle the login script at work.

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posted on 11-21-2001 @ 6:31 PM      
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BAH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!

That was fucking hilarious!

Remember kids... CONTROL ALT DELETE!

That made me cry I laughed so hard.



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posted on 11-21-2001 @ 6:46 PM      
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Amazing how absolute morons are in control of those computers.

Win2K is so easy to configure so these students wouldn't even have the ability to change that shit if they WANTED to.

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posted on 11-21-2001 @ 7:35 PM      
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Amazing how absolute morons are in control of those computers



And those are the teachers....doesn't anyone need to Know what they're doing to teach these days?



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posted on 11-21-2001 @ 7:46 PM      
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Hell, you don't need to know what you're doing to get some of the best certifications... why would you need to know it to be able to teach?

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posted on 11-21-2001 @ 8:04 PM      
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Man, that guy has some problems. Just cause he doesnt know what the hell he's doing, he yells at everyone. YOU DON'T DO IT!!!

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posted on 11-21-2001 @ 8:05 PM      
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quote:

Hell, you don't need to know what you're doing to get some of the best certifications... why would you need to know it to be able to teach?


No kidding. Maybe I just found this WAY funnier because I'm studying for my 70-240 Win2K upgrade test right now (anyone who is familiar with this knows how BRUTAL it is - four tests in one - ick -- and these tests are almost harder to study for when you have experience because you're way less motivated and you actually have to work late every day dealing with the stuff - but I digress).

But holy shit, I mean, he could seriously just implement Group Policies to take care of all the stuff he's bitching and moaning about... or system policy if he's dealing with NT4 boxes.

I remember my computer teacher in highscrewl was exactly the same way - always going on about how Macs were the greatest thing, etc. etc.

I tell you this though, if these are the kinds of teachers they have, where do I sign up?

In the school district I live in the median teacher salary is $80k per year (no mis-print). If you're talented in IT, you can get that much or better to be sure, but don't forget that you get TWO MONTHS OFF in the summer for the teaching gig. How cool would that be?

I tell ya, I'm considering it! I would think that teachin comp. sci in highscrewl would be better than teaching any other subject. I'm serious when I say that I'd much rather deal with kids who are GOOD with the stuff and WANT to learn rather than those sorry ass tools who continually fuck up their work machines and are just too lazy to even care about learning how any of the stuff works.




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posted on 11-21-2001 @ 10:32 PM      
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That is classic Seph. Those kids are completely fucking with this guy. They know exactly what they did. The thing I love most about it is, that they probably know more about computers than he does. It's like hackers acting as students, fucking with a computer teacher. Too fucking funny bro.

This is one example on how computers are going to help the youth takeover the world. :)

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posted on 11-22-2001 @ 2:09 AM      
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Last year when my school got computers my home room teacher made the mistake of telling us his password. He was pissed when the school approched him about him looking at porn on the internet.
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Spork
posted on 11-22-2001 @ 9:04 AM      
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Registered: Jun. 01
quote:

He made the admins apologize for using BO2K to fuck with the people in beggining HTML. I.E. they'd do stuff like remotely closing out programs while the student was using them.


It's always just way more fun to go into their hidden share and dick with their HTML files. You can make a lot of sweeeet changes :)





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posted on 11-22-2001 @ 10:46 AM      
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this is some funny shit...
"you've all seen cool hand luke, right?"

wtf, this isn't high school... he's talking about having these kids go and change their majors. im thinking this is some community college.



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