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SLASH
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posted on 11-23-2001 @ 12:01 AM      
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That's right, I will be hosting Gonzostyles 23rd Birthday Bash Extravaganza @ Bar 9 on Saturday Dec 1st, 2001.

23 years ago this coming Monday, November 26th, 2001 the anti-christ was giving birth to. To honoUr this momentus occasion corectly, the celebration will convene the Saturday following.

Did you just ask what time?

Ughhh... WHAT TIME DO WE ALWAYS FUCKIN' MEET? THAT'S RIGHT, 8 O' FUCKIN' CLOCK!1!!1

You may ask, "Where is Bar 9 Located?".

Well, if I know where it is, I am sure you all know where it is as well.

Don't even think about asking, "Will Suzie bring "the pot"?" Keep that to one on one interactions with her. I am not a fan of the "Strike" system, some people found that out the hard way, LOL

Ok, I expect to see all the regulars there as always, and new faces are strongly encouraged!




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When we held on to the guns

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This message was edited by SLASH on 11-23-01 @ 12:19 AM

GonzoStyle
posted on 11-23-2001 @ 12:11 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 70
Aww slashy you trully are my immortal beloved, I am gonna suck you dry for this one.

I spoke to a few of you this week about the party and here it is and I hope more of you can make it. With all the friends I managed to make I expect atleast 3 people there, I should try this nicey nice thing out.

Well hope to see you guys there.




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posted on 11-23-2001 @ 12:15 AM      
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i'm there. I hear Flock will be making the musical choices again. =)






GonzoStyle
posted on 11-23-2001 @ 12:18 AM      
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quote:

I hear Flock will be making the musical choices again.



Well being bar 9, I don't care who plays what as long as I don't have to hear "Midnight Rider" Or Jay Mohr desicrating Radio Head.

But if froy comes I wanna hear 'Born To Run' or no one is leaving.




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Sephiroth
posted on 11-23-2001 @ 12:24 AM      
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I will be there, and i will be square!

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posted on 11-23-2001 @ 12:31 AM      
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quote:

Sephiroth wrote:

...and i will be square...


...dancing with Magus?



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When we held on to the guns

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Loki
posted on 11-23-2001 @ 12:54 AM      
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Registered: Nov. 00
Uh huh. If someone buys me a plane ticket to NYC, I'll be there.
KeeKee
posted on 11-23-2001 @ 12:57 AM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
quote:

That's right, I will be hosting Gonzostyles 23rd Birthday Bash Extravaganza @ Bar 9 on Saturday Dec 1st, 2001.



Strange, I didn't get the memo that Hell HAS FROZEN OVER

...Nice!! Sig pic Gooch



This message was edited by KeeKee on 11-23-01 @ 12:59 AM
GonzoStyle
posted on 11-23-2001 @ 1:07 AM      
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quote:

Uh huh. If someone buys me a plane ticket to NYC, I'll be there.



How about I meet you half way and buy the condoms, I still have some left over from 'bobbing for yambags'.




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posted on 11-23-2001 @ 1:10 AM      
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I hope everyone appreciates the friggin irony in Slash starting this thread. Too funny.
Anyway, since Gonzy-bear didn't like my idea of having his party at the Bronx Zoo, I guess I'll make it to Bar 9 for the big lug. Seph and Magus, please refrain from dancing, in fact, don't even move. Can I sit on your lap all night and give you butterfly kisses? :*





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Loki
posted on 11-23-2001 @ 1:16 AM      
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Who needs condoms? It's not like you'd be getting anything you don't already have!;)
GonzoStyle
posted on 11-23-2001 @ 1:20 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 70
quote:

Who needs condoms? It's not like you'd be getting anything you don't already have!



Bitch I don't know where you been.






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Loki
posted on 11-23-2001 @ 1:24 AM      
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quote:

Bitch I don't know where you been.


In the barrel.
GonzoStyle
posted on 11-23-2001 @ 1:27 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 70
quote:

In the barrel.



Shit so you ask me why I want to use a condom? Maynard was in that barrel for months, I like risk but with risk there's usually a chance of survival.




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Loki
posted on 11-23-2001 @ 1:29 AM      
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quote:

Shit so you ask me why I want to use a condom? Maynard was in that barrel for months, I like risk but with risk there's usually a chance of survival.





Yeah, I'm surprised I'm still alive, with Maynard being in it.
GonzoStyle
posted on 11-23-2001 @ 1:57 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 70
quote:

Yeah, I'm surprised I'm still alive, with Maynard being in it.



Shelle?




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This message was edited by GonzoStyle on 11-23-01 @ 1:58 AM
Sephiroth
posted on 11-23-2001 @ 2:03 AM      
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So, how much for the both of you?

Inside Jokes fucking rule.

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posted on 11-23-2001 @ 2:24 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
I have to work until 10, but i will try to make it there after, how could I not come celebrate with gonzo? Maybe I can get out of work early, haha or get fired from another job cause of this board.

SLASH
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posted on 11-23-2001 @ 2:28 AM      
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LOKI, my angel, just use your wings and fly yourself.

quote:

Inside Jokes fucking rule.


Seph, I forgot to mention in my opener... there will be no keeping inside jokes from the host. Don't test my trigger finger ;)

quote:

I have to work until 10, but i will try to make it there after, how could I not come celebrate with gonzo? Maybe I can get out of work early, haha or get fired from another job cause of this board.


Yea, and somehow you will still avoid me, huh?



Funny how ev'rything was roses
When we held on to the guns

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GonzoStyle
posted on 11-23-2001 @ 2:32 AM      
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quote:

how could I not come celebrate with gonzo?



What's my present gonna be?




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Maynard
posted on 11-23-2001 @ 8:39 AM      
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So wait, does this mean that Slash really won't be there again because he said he would? I'm confused.

And last I checked, you were the last one in my barrel Gonz, and how do I get rid of this rash?


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if I don't get some fresh bread soon
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posted on 11-23-2001 @ 9:22 AM      
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i'll try to make it sat!! will be we getting the "special" party bus from afghanastan??
and alkey, i agree, i thought it was funny that slash started this tread!!
happy birthday gonzo

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This message was edited by Cunt-Twat on 11-23-01 @ 9:25 AM
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posted on 11-23-2001 @ 9:39 AM      
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This time I'm not gonna say i'm definately going. I'm gonna make CERTAIN I'm going. Soo much shit happens for me to miss things things! I need to go.





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posted on 11-23-2001 @ 11:46 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

You may ask, "Where is Bar 9 Located?".

Well, if I know where it is, I am sure you all know where it is as well



Ahhhhhh, what,ahh, state is it in? I wanna go, but really do not know where it is. I stink :(

Cranky Ass
posted on 11-23-2001 @ 11:56 AM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
Gonzo, I don't know if I will be able to make it or not but I DO want to wish your ass a happy fucking birthday. I guess if you have enough VD's they cancel each other out! Bra-fucking-vo my friend!!

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