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Grumpy
SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!!		posted on 11-29-2001 @ 5:37 PM      
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1. Al "I wear $1000 suits paid for by the poh people of Harlem" Sharpton
2. Roseanne "my ass is to fat and I've lost my mind" Bar
3. Ellen "who really gives a shit if I'm a dyke or not" Degenerate
4. Ed "I....uhhh...ripped..uhh....off..uh...NYC...uh...during my term" Kroch
5. That british guy who plays BEAN.

Then when I'm done, I'd go after Ken's family and rape his dog (just for fun)......;)



Fuck you Ken.
Froy
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posted on 11-29-2001 @ 5:45 PM      
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1. Mariah Carey (One less psycho in the world)
2. Bob Hope (Come on, put the old bastard out of his misery already)
3. Puff Daddy (Piece of trash #1)
4. Dennis Miller (Bring Dandy Don back to MNF)
5. Eminem (Piece of trash #2)


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Kickflip b/s Tailslide Strike Team		posted on 11-29-2001 @ 5:47 PM      
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screw five, i got about 10...I would eliminate:
Michael Jackson
Barbara Striesand
Boy bands (they're all the same anyway)
Carson Daly
the wayans brothers (yes, all of them)
oprah
dr phil
arnold shwartzenegger
jesse camp
and...
quote:
Colonel Sanders

Oh i hated the colonel, with his wee beedy eyes..."Oh, you're gonna buy my chicken, ay..."


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(I'm a dick and I like to ruin people's plans) 		posted on 11-29-2001 @ 5:56 PM      
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Dan From Hoboken - Wha? He's a celebrity, isn't he?




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Filzy
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SOUND OFF!!! 		posted on 11-29-2001 @ 6:15 PM      
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That's easy...

1: Al Sharpton
2: David Duke
3: Hillary Clinton
4: Howard Stern
5: Louis Farahkan

These people don't like untiy, and are Hypocrisy given flesh.



There's a method to my madness.

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Kid Afrika
posted on 11-29-2001 @ 6:24 PM      
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It depends, do I get to fuck 'em first, or just kill 'em?


And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger
those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers.
And you will know my name is K1d when I lay my vengeance upon you.

Faceman says I'm an "a-hold".


GrkqtOandAfan
Claim staked by FTL.		posted on 11-29-2001 @ 6:35 PM      
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quote:
4.that little girl who does the grape juice commercials


are you talking about the annoying little girl that looks like she is wearing a black wig that says at the end "See Niccccce and Slow" yeah she definitely has to go



I know it's wrong and it makes you nauseous.
But I'm not suspicious, I'm cautious.
And you know I want to love and trust you.
But it's really a lot to try and adjust to.


FeelMyFunBags
posted on 11-29-2001 @ 6:53 PM      
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Hmmm.....

1) Rosie O'Donnell
2) Rev. Al
3) The Cast of Seventh Heaven....the show just annoys me to no end...
4) Courtney Love...she's just a waste of flesh
5) Bobby Valentine


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posted on 11-29-2001 @ 6:57 PM      
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quote:
Britney Spears But only for the reason of undressing her after I killed her and taking nude photos of her to share with everyone. I think her being dead is WELL worth it to see her naked.


quote:
It depends, do I get to fuck 'em first, or just kill 'em?


You two should get together on this project. Of course we would have to add Her to the mix.



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I shall call him mini-FTL		posted on 11-29-2001 @ 7:01 PM      
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1. Al Sharpton
2. Hillary Clinton
3. Fred Durst
4. Pat Buchanon
5. Al Sharpton again, just to make sure he's dead.


The more things change the more they stay the same.
The more they stay the same, the more I go insane.


This message was edited by CriticsLoveSnatch on 11-29-01 @ 7:04 PM
GrkqtOandAfan
Claim staked by FTL.		posted on 11-29-2001 @ 7:33 PM      
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quote:
3) The Cast of Seventh Heaven....the show just annoys me to no end...


omg I hate that show to no end FMFB:

"ON a very emotional Seventh Heaven, Simon gets a paper cut, and the lord saves him"

just bomb the set please



I know it's wrong and it makes you nauseous.
But I'm not suspicious, I'm cautious.
And you know I want to love and trust you.
But it's really a lot to try and adjust to.


RottenVinny
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VinnyWS6: chicks? they dont have the penis so why would i care about them
VinnyWS6: froy is quite hansome
VinnyWS6: I want froys cock!		posted on 11-29-2001 @ 8:32 PM      
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1. P Diddy
2.Rev al
3.OJ
4.Fat bitch from the view
GrkqtOandAfan
Claim staked by FTL.		posted on 11-29-2001 @ 9:00 PM      
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quote:
4.Fat bitch from the view

But she is a lawyer and a diva



I know it's wrong and it makes you nauseous.
But I'm not suspicious, I'm cautious.
And you know I want to love and trust you.
But it's really a lot to try and adjust to.


IrishAlkey
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P®oJë©T M@¥hέm		posted on 11-29-2001 @ 9:11 PM      
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1. Scott Baio
2. Tom Cruise
3. Keanu Reaves
4. Billy Bob Thorton
5. Brad Pitt





Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought?
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MomYou'dLikeToF'
posted on 11-29-2001 @ 9:21 PM      
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Hmm, number 4 is throwing me off, otherwise I got the impression you wanted to kill everyone who's better looking than you ;)

Maynard
posted on 11-29-2001 @ 9:26 PM      
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quote:
1. Scott Baio
2. Tom Cruise
3. Keanu Reaves
4. Billy Bob Thorton
5. Brad Pitt

So do you want to fuck them THEN kill them, or kill them, THEN fuck them? whore


down to the pub for a two shilling ale
the bread on the counter is going stale
if I don't get some fresh bread soon
gonna punch you in your face and bark at the moon

People suck.
Arthur Dent
posted on 11-29-2001 @ 9:53 PM      
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quote:
5. That british guy who plays BEAN.


Rowan Atkinson?!?!? Mr. Bean is the funniest thing to come out of Britain since Monty Python and Fawlty Towers! And what little I've seen of Black Adder was funny!

Oh, and all of Hollywood should be nuked off the map. Kill all the worthless Exec's who suck all the creativity and life out of everyone involved with movies and TV.


"We are not contractually tied down to reality; there is no sanity clause. So if you feel your train of thought is going to the places where the screaming is too loud, remember there is always madness. Madness is the emergency exit." >>>The Joker, The Killing Joke<<<
Kid Afrika
posted on 11-29-2001 @ 10:01 PM      
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quote:
But she is a lawyer and a diva

Yup, and you're a 'heartbreaker', if we let you tell it.


And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger
those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers.
And you will know my name is K1d when I lay my vengeance upon you.

BrundleFly says, "Kid didn't land on OA.com, OA.com landed on Kid!"




This message was edited by Kid Afrika on 11-29-01 @ 10:20 PM

DannyNoonan
posted on 11-29-2001 @ 10:44 PM      
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M1lo Yambag - because he was the first person who was nice to me on this board...wha, what? He came up with the Susan Sarandon golf ball eyes line and that qualifies, no?;)

Froy
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posted on 11-29-2001 @ 10:51 PM      
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quote:
1. Scott Baio


Come on, I'd much rather kill Willy Aames.


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I believe in the hope and I pray...
That someday it may raise me... above these badlands
Noellevious
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Look at that. You could bounce quarters off of it. Incredible.		posted on 11-29-2001 @ 10:59 PM      
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Fawlty Towers!


You've seen Fawlty Towers? Hug me! :-)


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Put yer sack into it!

windowlck
posted on 11-29-2001 @ 11:04 PM      
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1) Fred Durst
2) Britney Spears (I would just carve out her vocal chords so I wouldn't have to hear any of the "I'm really a good girl" Bullshit or that Fucking trailer park Accent)
3) Michael Jackson
4) Howard Stern
5) Carson Daly



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I enjoy C&BT		posted on 11-29-2001 @ 11:30 PM      
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quote:
are you talking about the annoying little girl that looks like she is wearing a black wig that says at the end "See Niccccce and Slow" yeah she definitely has to go

she is evil but i meant the blond girl who did them first.

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IrishAlkey
Chucky
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Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

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P®oJë©T M@¥hέm		posted on 11-29-2001 @ 11:33 PM      
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quote:
Hmm, number 4 is throwing me off, otherwise I got the impression you wanted to kill everyone who's better looking than you


Rude and fukin rude! It's true, I am anti-attractive male, but number four makes the list because he stole Angelina from me.

quote:
Mr. Bean is the funniest thing to come out of Britain since Monty Python and Fawlty Towers!


I'm a Benny Hill kinda guy myself...

quote:
Come on, I'd much rather kill Willy Aames.


Froy, it would be greedy of me to put all the good ones on my list.







Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought?
Freedom is worth fighting for.
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.
Created by Psycho/Inspired by Greek
GrkqtOandAfan
Claim staked by FTL.		posted on 11-30-2001 @ 12:14 AM      
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quote:
First I said:
But she is a lawyer and a diva

Then Kid said:
Yup, and you're a 'heartbreaker', if we let you tell it.


Couldnt just leave the SNL reference I posted alone, could ya



I know it's wrong and it makes you nauseous.
But I'm not suspicious, I'm cautious.
And you know I want to love and trust you.
But it's really a lot to try and adjust to.




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