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IrishAlkey
Chucky
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posted on 11-29-2001 @ 8:59 PM      
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When I walk in I'd appreciate it if everyone yelled "ho, ho, ho." Thank you.





Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought?
Freedom is worth fighting for.
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.
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french bread pizza
posted on 11-29-2001 @ 9:08 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Nov. 01
oh wow..i can get in..w00t w00t..now i just have to make some friends..


alkey..can i just yell "whore whore whore" instead?

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av8er
OA.com's taint with wings.
The only person to have a 20 double post
posted on 11-29-2001 @ 9:14 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

Nah, I would much rather you teach me how to spend an hour and a half using notepad, when I could have easily accomplished the same thin in 10-15 minutes with Dreamweaver.




Nah, You wouldn't appreciate it. You'd rather have some prog do all the work for you. BTW, that hour & a half includes racking my brain trying to think of things that all the critics would find funny, not just the making of the page. Nice try though.



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Maynard
posted on 11-29-2001 @ 9:16 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

Perfect! This will be my "study break" for finals. I have one question, are we allowed to bring non-board people?

quote:

I do suppose you mean your 'male companion'

Oh, you mean you're gonna bring Bob Dillon again? Will he perform with Bro Joe this time?


Yeah, I'll be there. You people really need to start reading GD. I just hate having to repeat myself. Sheesh.


down to the pub for a two shilling ale
the bread on the counter is going stale
if I don't get some fresh bread soon
gonna punch you in your face and bark at the moon

People suck.
Froy
King Shit
*board owner*

posted on 11-29-2001 @ 9:19 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
quote:

are we allowed to bring non-board people?



Yes, everyone is welcome board member or not.


I believe in the Faith... that can save me.
I believe in the hope and I pray...
That someday it may raise me... above these badlands
spitfire421
posted on 11-29-2001 @ 9:31 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
I'm pretty sure I can make it.

Does anyone want to do a cheap Secret Santa-like thing this year?


You can unlock any door, if you only have the key.

Saw you down there on the marble slab...The best trip that I’ve ever had...High up in a jet plane, pass it around...My drinks on empty, need another round
NEVER FORGET!!!
FeelMyFunBags
posted on 11-29-2001 @ 9:38 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

Perfect! This will be my "study break" for finals.



I envy ya Lent...I'm too much of a nerd to give up study time....how sad is that? :) Have fun....


I was hoping I was hoping we could heal each other
I was hoping I was hoping we could be raw together
you got it bad lover no you got it good you saw the sun like you knew that you would in spite of my confusion up above all my pain i gotta death-grip on this vision here we go again... the face and ghost my guide i must move on its the face of one ravaged by love its both dead and alive...

USA




Kid Afrika
posted on 11-29-2001 @ 9:40 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
quote:

Does anyone want to do a cheap Secret Santa-like thing this year?

You're just looking for free weed. POTHEAD!!!11 ;)




And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger
those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers.
And you will know my name is K1d when I lay my vengeance upon you.

Faceman says I'm an "a-hold".




This message was edited by Kid Afrika on 11-29-01 @ 9:46 PM

Lent
Black Rock Coalition
Do you have a basketball in your car?
posted on 11-29-2001 @ 9:44 PM      
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Registered: May. 00
quote:

I do suppose you mean your 'male companion'


;) No not really. He's going to be covering my shift at work. :)

I might actually badger a female to come with me, if she isn't too busy studying. I may even bring my roomate with me.



quote:

Oh, you mean you're gonna bring Bob Dillon again? Will he perform with Bro Joe this time?

Well, he's a workhorse these days. :) He released yet another album the other day.. non wait that's another dillon. sorry. :) I guess we'll miss out on that collaboration.




french bread pizza
posted on 11-29-2001 @ 9:45 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Nov. 01
free weed where

<--looks around frantically

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danked
Dankarella!
posted on 11-29-2001 @ 9:46 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 00
free weed?


Now with 57% more hippie!

BONG - Does the writer seems to babble on and on? Does he lurch from one non sequitur to another? Are you baffled by his obscure metaphors? Are there so many typos you think that maybe he was typing while wearing a catcher's mit? Can he really MEAN what he just said? What in the hell is this guy talking about, anyway? Is this guy smoking something? Well, yes...in fact he is, and placidly tethered in high orbit Bong remains far beyond the reach of the even the most powerful Warriors' weaponry.
Sephiroth
posted on 11-29-2001 @ 9:55 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
quote:

Does anyone want to do a cheap Secret Santa-like thing this year?


With what money? I have to sneak in just to avoid paying the $20 to Froy.

L33T LIEK JEFFK MOTHERBITCHES

Vengence be thy name. Death be thy Chore. Move swiftly, Move silently and cede thy Wrath.
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SLASH
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posted on 11-29-2001 @ 10:03 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 00
quote:

av8er wrote:

Nah, You wouldn't appreciate it. You'd rather have some prog do all the work for you. BTW, that hour & a half includes racking my brain trying to think of things that all the critics would find funny, not just the making of the page. Nice try though.


"Nice try though"??? Argghhhh Stop repeating my lines.

Actually, I was joking. I like to tool around in Notepad myself. But, I assure you, that is where our similarities begin & end.

Froy, NICE!

Pros - So far a few people are going.

Cons - They are mostly potheads.

Where is Suzie when ya need her?

Hello, Spit, I haven't forgotten about ya, and I actually picked up "Sky Valley." Have yet to listen to it. Need some quality Buds, LOL For the record, that was a joke. Not that there would be anything wrong with it :)



Funny how ev'rything was roses
When we held on to the guns

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This message was edited by SLASH on 11-29-01 @ 10:18 PM

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posted on 11-29-2001 @ 10:06 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
I think this should also be posted in Sports and Wrestling so Francine Banger can see it.



"Ya know, Repossessing things is the hardest part of my job."
Lgaia
posted on 11-29-2001 @ 10:54 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
Serious question here, Because I have never been to a board function I wont know who anyone is, Are we getting name tags like an AA meeting, or will I just be calling everyone by the wrong name all night?



"2 feet below the surface
I can still make out your wavy face
and if I could just reach you
maybe I could leave this place"

Froy
King Shit
*board owner*

posted on 11-29-2001 @ 11:02 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Feb. 01
quote:

Are we getting name tags like an AA meeting



I highly doubt anyone will be wearing name tags, but if it would make you feel better, go ahead.


I believe in the Faith... that can save me.
I believe in the hope and I pray...
That someday it may raise me... above these badlands
Kid Afrika
posted on 11-29-2001 @ 11:04 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
quote:

Are we getting name tags like an AA meeting

It is customary to print your sig pic and tape it to your sweatshirt.


And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger
those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers.
And you will know my name is K1d when I lay my vengeance upon you.

BrundleFly says, "Kid didn't land on OA.com, OA.com landed on Kid!"


Lgaia
posted on 11-29-2001 @ 11:06 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
Well I would feel like a tool wearing a name tag," HELLO, My Name is LISA", but I wasnt sure what you crazy kids do. Thanks for the answers guys...:)



"2 feet below the surface
I can still make out your wavy face
and if I could just reach you
maybe I could leave this place"

Arpikarhu
Harmless Teddy I wish Maynard was still posting here so I could implant my head up his ass.
Needle dick, bear salesman. I think I'm a revolutionary. Actually, I'm a one trick pony.
I enjoy C&BT
posted on 11-29-2001 @ 11:12 PM      
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Registered: Apr. 01
as i said in GD i will be there at 11:00 after my show , not that i will know anyone and therefore wont meet anybody again.

Arpi Karhu Kauppias forever!!!


AIM- Arpikarhu

Cranky Ass
posted on 11-29-2001 @ 11:19 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 01
Slash,

Much like the Kid A callback over his "what is this the lifetime message board" I submit for your perusal....

http://www.opieanthony.com/viewmessages.cfm?CurrentPage=2&forum=21&Topic=14275&RequestTimeout=500

In reference to...

quote:

Nah, I would much rather you teach me how to spend an hour and a half using notepad, when I could have easily accomplished the same thin in 10-15 minutes with Dreamweaver.


;)



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This message was edited by Cranky Ass on 11-29-01 @ 11:23 PM
Sephiroth
posted on 11-29-2001 @ 11:20 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 00
quote:

It is customary to print your sig pic and tape it to your sweatshirt.



Okay Riceman Sodomy.

L33T LIEK JEFFK MOTHERBITCHES

Vengence be thy name. Death be thy Chore. Move swiftly, Move silently and cede thy Wrath.
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KILLER JAPANESE SEIZURE ROBOTS

IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
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posted on 11-29-2001 @ 11:28 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

alkey..can i just yell "whore whore whore" instead?


Won't be the first time...






Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought?
Freedom is worth fighting for.
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.
Created by Psycho/Inspired by Greek
SLASH
Pompous, Arrogant, Enigmatic, Bitter, Quirky, Misanthrope with a Weird Sense of Humor and an Iron Clad Memory while flooding the board with my Stream of Consciousness UFC
STRIKE 3
(I'm a dick and I like to ruin people's plans)
posted on 11-29-2001 @ 11:29 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 00
quote:

Cranky Ass wrote:

Slash,

Much like the Kid A callback over his "what is this the lifetime message board" I submit for your perusal....

http://www.opieanthony.com/viewmessages.cfm?CurrentPage=2&forum=21&Topic=14275&RequestTimeout=500


And? Only a total tool would use Frontpage to do web design.

Your logic is flawed, your motive is insane.. etc. etc.

All I take from this is you want to prove that you have an Iron Clad Memory like me, or to say that I ripped you off Hoo Hoo.



Funny how ev'rything was roses
When we held on to the guns

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I've Got A Vagina With Teeth.
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My friends call me Weed
posted on 11-29-2001 @ 11:30 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
I think I have a party that night already, but if not I'd like to stop by and meet some of you freaks already. And if I make it, my beers are on slash :)


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Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
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posted on 11-29-2001 @ 11:37 PM      
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Registered: Apr. 01
quote:

not that i will know anyone and therefore wont meet anybody again
Arpi, just do what I do... drink about a dozen beers and a few quick shots, then stumble around saying hello to everyone. You'll be amazed at how many new friends you meet.



"Ants in my pants, it was bigger than an elephant... I swear it was this big!"


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