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| Posted By | Discussion Topic: Twas the night before christmas... | ||||
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| DX-Bitch | posted on 12-01-2001 @ 12:02 PM |    | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 01  | twas the night before christmas when all through the house the whole damn family was drunk as a louse grandpa nad grandma were singing a song and the kid was in bed flogging his dong Ma home from the cat house and i outta jail had just settled down for a good piece of tail when out on the lawn there arose such a clatter i jumped off ma to see what was the matter away to the window i made a mad dash threw open the window and fell on my ass and what to my bloodshot eyes should appearr but a rusty old sheigh and a dozen reindeer with a little old driver holding his prick i knew in a moment the bastard was nick slower then snails his chargerrs they came he bitched and he swore as he called them by name now dancer now prancer up over the walls quick now damn it or ill cut off your balls then up on the roof he stumbled and fell and came down the chimney like a bat outta hell he staggered and stumbled and went to the door he tripped on his cock and fell to the floor i heard him exclaim as he drove outta sight... " PISS ON YOU ALL IT'S A HELL OF A NIGHT!"  um..... | ||||
| GonzoStyle | posted on 12-01-2001 @ 12:10 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70 | Upuauat, is that you? All we need is PR and we could put on a show, lol.  I'm Deep Inside Your Children. They Will Betray You In MY Name. She-Mail Me Here | ||||
| GonzoStyle | posted on 12-01-2001 @ 12:16 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70 | Lookie what I found, lol... this is the one Upuauat posted which I always loved. Little board nostalgia for you all. Ebonics Night Before Christmas Twas da night befo' Christmas and all in the hood Not a homie was stirring cuz it was all good The tube socks was hung on the window sill and we all had smiles up on our grill Mookie and BeBe was snug in the crib in the back bedroom cuz that's how we live and moms in her do-rag and me with my nine had just gotten busy cuz girlfriend is fine All of a sudden a lowrider rolled by Bumpin phat beats cuz the system's fly I bounced to the window at a quarter pas' Bout ready to pop a cap in somebody's-- well anyway I yelled to my lady, Yo peep this! She said, Stop frontin just mind yo' bidness I said, for real doe, come check dis out We weren't even buggin, no worries, no doubt Cuz bumpin an thumpin' from around da way Was Santa, 8 reindeer and a sleigh Da beats was kickin, da ride was phat I said, Yo red Dawg, you all that! He threw up a sign and yelled to his boyz, "Ay yo, give it up, let's make some noise! To the top of the projects and across the strip mall, We gots ta go, I got a booty call!" He pulled up his ride on the top a da roof and sippin on a 40, he busted a move I yelled up to Santa, "Yo ain't got no stack!" he said, "Damn homie, deese projects is wack! But don't worry black, cuz I gots da skillz I learnt back when I hadda pay da billz." Out from his bag he pulled 3 small tings a credit card, a knife, and a bobby pin. He slid down the fire escape smoove as a cat and busted the window with a b-ball bat I said, "Whassup, Santa? Whydya bust my place?" he said,"You best get on up out my face!" His threads was all leatha, his chains was all gold His sneaks was Puma and they was 5 years old He dropped down the duffle, Clippers logo on the side Santa broke out da loot and my mouf popped open wide. A wink of his eye and a shine off his god toof He cabbage patched his way back onto the roof He jumped in his hooptie with rims made of chrome To tap that booty waitin at home and all I heard as he cruised outta sight was a loud and hearty..... "WEEESST SIIIIDE!!!!!!!" I'm Deep Inside Your Children. They Will Betray You In MY Name. She-Mail Me Here | ||||
The sky is blue | posted on 12-01-2001 @ 12:22 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Oct. 00 | quote: Call-fuckin-back of the year.  Fez® blah blah blah ©2001 blah blah blah. Fez™ blah blah Email me at fezoanda@hotmail.com | ||||
| FoundryMusicJJ G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Soldier of Fortune Spec Ops Division | posted on 12-01-2001 @ 12:50 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 01 | Gah damn DX, very funny version of that old tale. Now i know the holidays are finally here. | ||||
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