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WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.
posted on 12-03-2001 @ 12:43 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 00
for those of you who werent here for the first 2, its quite simple

instead of writing your favorite jokes, just write your favorite punch lines

see its not too hard

ill start off with the obvious.....


to get to the other side



WHATEVER BEN

-----------------------------------------------

"The best lessons in life are also the most painful"
Pray for all the men and women who are fighting for our country
Keep Your Flags Flying High
God Bless America
OAAWITE
posted on 12-03-2001 @ 12:49 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
Cantaloupes don't have AIDS



Love The French Bread Pizza

Best sports writer ever
GonzoStyle
posted on 12-03-2001 @ 12:51 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
psycho bitch's cock is bigger than froys.




I'm Deep Inside Your Children.
They Will Betray You In MY Name.

She-Mail Me Here

Faceman
...And now the battle between us and them has begun.

JYD-4-LIFE.

posted on 12-03-2001 @ 12:55 AM      
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Registered: May. 00
Be More Funny



Happy Holidays
I don't have a heart of gold and I don't grow one later, OK? But relax. There's other people a lot nicer coming up -- we call them losers.




WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.
posted on 12-03-2001 @ 12:58 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 00
fucking double posts
ummmm ok
new line

i hope it isnt mine

-----------------------------------------------

"The best lessons in life are also the most painful"
Pray for all the men and women who are fighting for our country
Keep Your Flags Flying High
God Bless America


This message was edited by WNEWs GIRL on 12-3-01 @ 12:59 AM
WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.
posted on 12-03-2001 @ 12:58 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 00
quote:

psycho bitch's cock is bigger than froys.



that shouldnt be too hard to accomplish

WHATEVER BEN

-----------------------------------------------

"The best lessons in life are also the most painful"
Pray for all the men and women who are fighting for our country
Keep Your Flags Flying High
God Bless America
GonzoStyle
posted on 12-03-2001 @ 1:02 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
I love your creamy filling.... fuckin FTL.




I'm Deep Inside Your Children.
They Will Betray You In MY Name.

She-Mail Me Here

Sluggo667
SLASH's New Buddy, but shhh...
I am not allowed to tell anyone.
posted on 12-03-2001 @ 1:12 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 01
Because ice cream doesn't have bones.


Sluggo667PROUDAMERICAN!!!
Like a fly to doo doo,You need me like a bird needs wings,Or little bunny fufu who needs to bop the field mice,So all the kids can sing...




WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.
posted on 12-03-2001 @ 1:13 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 00
because he doesnt care about your life, hahahahhahahha

WHATEVER BEN

-----------------------------------------------

"The best lessons in life are also the most painful"
Pray for all the men and women who are fighting for our country
Keep Your Flags Flying High
God Bless America
Faceman
...And now the battle between us and them has begun.

JYD-4-LIFE.

posted on 12-03-2001 @ 1:17 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: May. 00
So where's the Bartender?



Happy Holidays
I don't have a heart of gold and I don't grow one later, OK? But relax. There's other people a lot nicer coming up -- we call them losers.




GonzoStyle
posted on 12-03-2001 @ 1:22 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
quote:

So where's the Bartender?



Why do TFEC can ruin the thread like he does board parties... then again this thread doesn't have far to go.

Ohh sorry...

tiny baby feets.




I'm Deep Inside Your Children.
They Will Betray You In MY Name.

She-Mail Me Here

OAAWITE
posted on 12-03-2001 @ 1:25 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
HA HA! Now, you're addicted to heroin.



Love The French Bread Pizza

Best sports writer ever

This message was edited by OAAWITE on 12-3-01 @ 1:41 AM
Faceman
...And now the battle between us and them has begun.

JYD-4-LIFE.

posted on 12-03-2001 @ 1:27 AM      
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Registered: May. 00
quote:

Why do TFEC can ruin the thread like he does board parties... then again this thread doesn't have far to go.



psssst, its a punch line. I was playing along with the game:) Any Ben Folds fan would get the reference:)



Happy Holidays
I don't have a heart of gold and I don't grow one later, OK? But relax. There's other people a lot nicer coming up -- we call them losers.




WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.
posted on 12-03-2001 @ 1:31 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 00
Line dancing at the nursing home.

You didn't?! It's all over town!

Pissing in the bath is disgusting.

WHATEVER BEN

-----------------------------------------------

"The best lessons in life are also the most painful"
Pray for all the men and women who are fighting for our country
Keep Your Flags Flying High
God Bless America
GonzoStyle
posted on 12-03-2001 @ 1:33 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
quote:

Any Ben Folds fan would get the reference



No the punch line is you admiting you're a ben folds fan.




I'm Deep Inside Your Children.
They Will Betray You In MY Name.

She-Mail Me Here

Faceman
...And now the battle between us and them has begun.

JYD-4-LIFE.

posted on 12-03-2001 @ 1:39 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: May. 00
quote:

No the punch line is you admiting you're a ben folds fan.



Could be worse. I could like Tori Amos right?



Happy Holidays
I don't have a heart of gold and I don't grow one later, OK? But relax. There's other people a lot nicer coming up -- we call them losers.




WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.
posted on 12-03-2001 @ 1:40 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 00
Once you withdraw you lose interest.

When you're masturbating and your hand falls asleep!


WHATEVER BEN

-----------------------------------------------

"The best lessons in life are also the most painful"
Pray for all the men and women who are fighting for our country
Keep Your Flags Flying High
God Bless America
GonzoStyle
posted on 12-03-2001 @ 1:41 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
quote:

Could be worse. I could like Tori Amos right?



Could be worse, you could be tori amos and hold a grudge over being raped by raping classic songs.. then again you could be mistaken for puffy diddy doo p diddy pot pie fuckin doo.




I'm Deep Inside Your Children.
They Will Betray You In MY Name.

She-Mail Me Here

crx girl
Newbie! vg Y's me
ugo girl
Limey Mothercocker
posted on 12-03-2001 @ 1:43 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

When you're masturbating and your hand falls asleep
isn't that what happens to fmfb?



An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. --Victor Hugo
regardless of my status, i am a nice person. no really, i am, i swear;) crack hitler belongs to me :)
need me? try: crxgirl@opieanthony.com
WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.
posted on 12-03-2001 @ 1:44 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 00
quote:

isn't that what happens to fmfb?



i realllllllly wouldnt know

WHATEVER BEN

-----------------------------------------------

"The best lessons in life are also the most painful"
Pray for all the men and women who are fighting for our country
Keep Your Flags Flying High
God Bless America
FeelMyFunBags
posted on 12-03-2001 @ 1:46 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

isn't that what happens to fmfb?



Dear god what do I have to do to make this joke go away?! ;)

::just how many people did I tell about what happened?::


I was hoping I was hoping we could heal each other
I was hoping I was hoping we could be raw together
you got it bad lover no you got it good you saw the sun like you knew that you would in spite of my confusion up above all my pain i gotta death-grip on this vision here we go again... the face and ghost my guide i must move on its the face of one ravaged by love its both dead and alive...

USA




WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.
posted on 12-03-2001 @ 1:48 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 00
quote:

::just how many people did I tell about what happened?::


dont worry im totoally lost on this subject, oh yeah and very happy bout that

WHATEVER BEN

-----------------------------------------------

"The best lessons in life are also the most painful"
Pray for all the men and women who are fighting for our country
Keep Your Flags Flying High
God Bless America


This message was edited by WNEWs GIRL on 12-3-01 @ 1:51 AM
FeelMyFunBags
posted on 12-03-2001 @ 1:53 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

dont worry im totoally lost on this subject, oh yeah and very happy bout that



You might just be the ONLY one....


I was hoping I was hoping we could heal each other
I was hoping I was hoping we could be raw together
you got it bad lover no you got it good you saw the sun like you knew that you would in spite of my confusion up above all my pain i gotta death-grip on this vision here we go again... the face and ghost my guide i must move on its the face of one ravaged by love its both dead and alive...

USA




crx girl
Newbie! vg Y's me
ugo girl
Limey Mothercocker
posted on 12-03-2001 @ 1:54 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
well, normally i try to avoid the togs, but i thought it would be a nice if someone other than face did it this time.



An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. --Victor Hugo
regardless of my status, i am a nice person. no really, i am, i swear;) crack hitler belongs to me :)
need me? try: crxgirl@opieanthony.com
Faceman
...And now the battle between us and them has begun.

JYD-4-LIFE.

posted on 12-03-2001 @ 1:54 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: May. 00
sorry, FMFB posted and I somehow nodded off. What were we talking about again?;)

p.s. Yeah I know you hate me:)



Happy Holidays
I don't have a heart of gold and I don't grow one later, OK? But relax. There's other people a lot nicer coming up -- we call them losers.






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