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Ken'sPen [Sarcasm] Doesn't Live Up To The Hype [/Sarcasm] I should have stayed OVER THERE	posted on 12-04-2001 @ 9:32 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 01	The three wish thread got me thinking about what gifts I would give to fellow members if I could give them anything I wanted. To Seph - A real live squad of killer ninja robot zombies. To Alkey - A postcount at least 5 higher than any other board member. Shelle Boink - The return of her dignity. Gonzo - Live feed from the dressing room at Gap Kids. To half of the female posters - To bear an even slight resemblance to their hot sig pics. Grumpy - absolutely fucking nothing. Froy - A home GYM, that he can use when he's not at the real GYM. Sluggo, Ladi, Spit and Luna - A deluxe vacation package to Amsterdam. Gaynerd - A bright and shiny brand spankin new barrel. French Bread Pizza - A full length mirror To Slash - I hope all his friends and family get over their selfish need to feel good about themselves by giving him something. Foundry Music Jeff - A sense of Humor OR Anger management classes. Foundry Music Members - A Copy of the 1456 page 2002 users guide. Rich Vos - Material not written in the Disco Era. Crank Ass - Even more status (But not as much as Kid). MYLF - A large assortment of Victoria's Secret PANTIES (many in the thong and crotchless varieties) but only if I get the fashion show. *FMFB - A well hung insomniac. This message was edited by Ken'sPen on 12-4-01 @ 11:57 AM

njstrawberry	posted on 12-04-2001 @ 10:17 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 01	quote: To half of the female posters - To bear an even slight resemblance to their hot sig pics. ...yeah now that you've bought it to my attention...I could stand to gain a little weight as to resemble my sig pic better... ;) ...time to get out the red, white and blue body paints... ;) ...IT'S TIME FOR ECONOMIC WARFARE... We MUST strike against the nations, which advocate, implement, harbor and financially support terrorism, by not purchasing their products or supporting their businesses! This message was edited by njstrawberry on 12-4-01 @ 10:22 AM

spitfire421	posted on 12-04-2001 @ 11:14 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00	Thanks Ken, I'll enjoy the trip, but I don't think I need the sig pic :) Let's see.... Froy - winning lottery ticket to pay some of these server bills Grumpy - tons of toys to put under the tree this Xmas, that all make really loud noises...oh, and maybe Selma Hayak if you're extra good Metalfan - a night out to a good show (that doesn't include Sesame Street live) To all my fellow STONERs: I can't really beat a trip to Amsterdam, so I'll just roll up Gottis for everybody for the plane ride there :) GW - a real NFL team to manage Crx - a nice, new apartment VG - a good TALL man Luna - a big bag of shrooms Maynerd - a non-psychotic woman (man, that's an oxymoron) OAS - a big bottle of Viagara Seph - Bill Gates's head on a silver platter Slash - Kyuss boxset TW - a year's subscription to the Wall Street Journal Ikeaboy - TIVO Irish - some plastic surgery to fix your ear problem FBP - a gag If I could I'd give good jobs and a healthy economy to all! *You can unlock any door, if you only have the key.* Saw you down there on the marble slab...The best trip that Iâ€™ve ever had...High up in a jet plane, pass it around...My drinks on empty, need another round NEVER FORGET!!! This message was edited by spitfire421 on 12-4-01 @ 11:26 AM

Kid Afrika	posted on 12-04-2001 @ 11:25 AM
Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70	To everyone, the same thing I got you last year... NOT A GOD DAMN THING!!! Oh, and some common sense, too. :) And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is K1d when I lay my vengeance upon you. BrundleFly says, "Kid didn't land on OA.com, OA.com landed on Kid!"

King f-tard	posted on 12-04-2001 @ 12:35 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 01	To Kens pen and Irish Alkey - a life so they would stop being the tremendous post whores that they are. K1d - white face paint so he can be accepted :) Grumpy - lots of tylenol PM (they rock) Froy - nothing, what do you get a king? Slash - another top hat, that one is getting kinda crusty. Kingpin - A new anal dildo, cause yours is worn out Grk - see Kingpin Metal - A nice shiny new roll of duct tape, cause you are almost out after that troop of boy scouts. Straw - a pony *EDIT* Hey Ken, how did you get the average posts per month?? IM me Or E-Mail Me Lets Go Knicks. This message was edited by King f-tard on 12-4-01 @ 12:51 PM

Joey BigArms I Need An Old Priest And A Young Priest	posted on 12-04-2001 @ 12:43 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	I will send all of you my love and compassion. A gift that will keep on giving throughout the year. What can I say, itâ€™s cheap. opieanthony.com; Like a retarded yoyo, you will keep coming back. *"It was the best of times, it was the worst of times" Charles Dickens*

Ken'sPen [Sarcasm] Doesn't Live Up To The Hype [/Sarcasm] I should have stayed OVER THERE	posted on 12-04-2001 @ 12:44 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 01	F-tard look our post per month averages before you call ME the whore. You just take the number of posts divided by the number of months we've been members. And as long as I am posting in this thread again.... Spit I ruined what??? This message was edited by Ken'sPen on 12-4-01 @ 12:53 PM

FeelMyFunBags	posted on 12-04-2001 @ 12:44 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01	quote: FMFB - A well hung insomniac. - KensPen and Faceman - some new material :) - Gonzo - a new job - Kid - a punching bag to take some of his agression out on... - Psycho - typing lessons so she won't TyPe LiKE tHIs AnYMoRe :) Ok thats it for now :) please be the jerk of my knee i've fit you always you finish my sentences I think i love you what is your name again no matter i'm guessing your thoughts again correctly and I love the way you press my buttons so much sometimes I could strangle you you got it bad lover no you got it good you saw the sun like you knew that you would in spite of my confusion up above all my pain i gotta death-grip on this vision here we go again... the face and ghost my guide i must move on its the face of one ravaged by love its both dead and alive... USA*

spitfire421	posted on 12-04-2001 @ 12:47 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00	Ken, after I duct tape you to a chair in the basement, I was gonna give you to ladi...now you rooned it! JBA - a lifetime supply of spinach Kid - a real cause to devote your time to :) EDIT---AFDude - a 2-week vacation *You can unlock any door, if you only have the key.* Saw you down there on the marble slab...The best trip that Iâ€™ve ever had...High up in a jet plane, pass it around...My drinks on empty, need another round NEVER FORGET!!! This message was edited by spitfire421 on 12-4-01 @ 1:11 PM

GonzoStyle	posted on 12-04-2001 @ 12:55 PM
Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70	You all get too. Touch Thine schmekel and take the body of gonzo and your lord and savior. And the honor to walk with thy lord gonzo. I'm Deep Inside Your Children. They Will Betray You In MY Name. She-Mail Me Here

av8er OA.com's taint with wings. The only person to have a 20 double post	posted on 12-04-2001 @ 12:58 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	quote: what do you get a king? A Queen. You can find them in the village. Av8er Radio [Â AIMÂ ] [Â ICQÂ ]Â [Â E-MailÂ ]

King f-tard	posted on 12-04-2001 @ 1:01 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 01	There is so no way that I am a bigger post whore than Ken. But Touche, or however you spell that. :) quote: what do you get a king? A Queen. You can find them in the village. So do you think he would like the guys that dress up, or maybe the ones that do the "tuck"? :) IM me Or E-Mail Me Lets Go Knicks.

AFDude	posted on 12-04-2001 @ 1:03 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	1)A safe return home for all my friends and co-workers that are currently deployed. 2)I know I'll never be rich with my chosen career, but that's not why I joined. Enough money to live on comfortably is good for me...and I have that now, if I save well. 3)For some people I know to wake up and realize the world doesn't revolved around them, or do they need to harass/put down others to make themselves feel better. "Do not go gentle into that good night, / Old age should burn and rave at close of day; / Rage, rage against the dying of the light."

Ken'sPen [Sarcasm] Doesn't Live Up To The Hype [/Sarcasm] I should have stayed OVER THERE	posted on 12-04-2001 @ 1:12 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 01	Well numbers don't lie F-tard. BUT, I have found the beauty of the multi edit post which allows me to whore it up while masking my true post count. This message will be edited by Ken'sPen shortly.

Faceman ...And now the battle between us and them has begun. JYD-4-LIFE.	posted on 12-04-2001 @ 2:01 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: May. 00	quote: KensPen and Faceman - some new material To that end, to FMFB-An industrial strength size bottle of Vivarin.:) To Slash-The tophat he lost at the WWF at the board party that myself, JamesTKirk and Slash went to:) To VG-A gift-certificate for Tunes-CDS, so she can buy her Tori Amos cds. To Seph-All the brains he wants to eat for the rest of his life. To GS-A lifetime pass to Chucky Cheese To Kid-A sense of humor, to match the one he's lost.:)(but I love the guy) To Straw-A future seat as Gov. of NY(cause I live in Jersey);) To NJDUDE-Another sold out concert tour to Florida To Fez-All the Ice Cream in the world To Gooch-A bunch of scrubs for Dominic Hasek trade in our fantasy league...oh wait that happened already, didnt it;) To Teenweek-An anchor seat right next to Dan Rather. To Ikeaboy-A job as Entertainment Tonight's "What's on TV tonight" reporter To Froy-Enough money to pay all the server bills and to open up a franchise of Froy's GYMS throughout the country. Happy Holidays I don't have a heart of gold and I don't grow one later, OK? But relax. There's other people a lot nicer coming up -- we call them losers.

Froy King Shit board owner	posted on 12-04-2001 @ 2:05 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Feb. 01	quote: Froy - A home GYM, that he can use when he's not at the real GYM. I already have one. Thanks though. And I'll pass on the drag queens. I think I'll be getting: Gonzo - a nice crate of eggplant Strawberry - a Ceiling fan catalog Vos - a joke book Afrika - a bucket of KFC I believe in the Faith... that can save me. I believe in the hope and I pray... That someday it may raise me... above these badlands

MomYou'dLikeToF'	posted on 12-04-2001 @ 2:13 PM
Psychopath Registered: Sep. 01	Gooch - The O'Reilly Factor Slash - I'd send an anonymous package w/a new attitude in it VG - some more "girl" friends OAS - a trip to the fountain of youth RF - a guy with the balls to rape her (not really rape her for any of you who might be thinking I'm being mean) TeenWeek - a link to every news agency in the world IrishAlkey - a more interesting place to hang out KensPen - a new sig since seeing the same info twice is boring and also a class at Evelyn Wood Speed Reading seminar so he'll actually read all my FU's SweetAngel - I have no idea, but she seems so nice I'd want to get her something FMFB - a new stalker, her old stalker's jokes are getting old or maybe he's just getting tired from following her around (did I mention I love faceman) Faceman - a new stalkee Me - a brain better equipped to handle these types of threads and a new word for panties - btw, FU to whoever put that in my status :)

av8er OA.com's taint with wings. The only person to have a 20 double post	posted on 12-04-2001 @ 2:29 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	Well lookie what you have there mom, Pink Panties...I'm all hot now...Damnit...brb Av8er Radio [Â AIMÂ ] [Â ICQÂ ]Â [Â E-MailÂ ]

Faceman ...And now the battle between us and them has begun. JYD-4-LIFE.	posted on 12-04-2001 @ 2:34 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: May. 00	quote: For some people I know to wake up and realize the world doesn't revolved around them, or do they need to harass/put down others to make themselves feel better. Sorry dude, I didnt know that bothered you, I'll try and work on that:) To MomYou'dLikeToF'-A law in her name banning ALL SMOKING EVERYWHERE! and a guy next store to her with a leaf-blower;) To Grumpy-New shoes with 5 inch lifts;) To Irish Alkey-a laptop to go along with his computer, that way he can post on both of them at the same time, thusthen saving time;) Happy Holidays I don't have a heart of gold and I don't grow one later, OK? But relax. There's other people a lot nicer coming up -- we call them losers.

Kid Afrika	posted on 12-04-2001 @ 2:34 PM
Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70	Ya know, now that I realize you are talking about gifts you would give facetiously... froy - Puberty, nobody likes a pre-pubescent racist. SpitFire - A fat sack of sticky icky sLASH - Dreamweaver for dummies av8er - M$ FrontPage seph - chinese checkers board game tequila - sombrero king f'tard - a stolen home depot credit card faceman - his old riddler custome ;) gooch - smaller pants shelle bink - etiquette classes or maybe debutante school Amy - a shiny new job Cranky Ass - a hacker's guide to revenge danfromhoboken - a map of belmar ;) Tricia - two cases of fridge opak - a miniature violin seancold - a big foam middle finger to wear on his head Buttmunch - a book club membership french bread pizza - panties of the month Kim - dildo of the month GS - penicillin Alkey - another big ear fbdlingfrig - typing lessons maynard - a time machine so he can get his old chick back and be normal again grumpy - a shovel, little kids shit a LOT EDIT (sorry I forgot someone) VG - Adobe Photoshop w/ free lessons from yours truly And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is K1d when I lay my vengeance upon you. BrundleFly says, "Kid didn't land on OA.com, OA.com landed on Kid!" This message was edited by Kid Afrika on 12-4-01 @ 3:08 PM

SLASH Pompous, Arrogant, Enigmatic, Bitter, Quirky, Misanthrope with a Weird Sense of Humor and an Iron Clad Memory while flooding the board with my Stream of Consciousness UFC STRIKE 3 (I'm a dick and I like to ruin people's plans)	posted on 12-04-2001 @ 2:38 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 00	quote: MYLTF wrote: Slash - I'd send an anonymous package w/a new attitude in it quote: MYLTF wrote: btw, FU to whoever put that in my status :) Merry XMAS :):):) AIM: SmarterChild Write To Me Here I think it all started with the Declaration of Independence -- the idea that we had the inalienable rights of life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. That pursuit is what took America from the revolution to the computer age in 200 years. But the progress has come at a price. The obvious being the people that were exploited to make it possible; the not so obvious being us, the first group of people that were given no obvious frontiers to conquer. We hear stories that about the good old days that don't seem to apply anymore. It's a generation gap that leaves us without role models. But the bright side is that without role models, there are no roles. Maybe that's what the 60s were all about -- getting rid of the roles. But what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, the choices become overwhelming. Sometimes it just makes everything feel hopeless. So we destroy our bodies in the search of an ideal. Try to salvage relationships that don't work. We feel we must do something, instead of doing something that we feel. It is the prison of self-imposed momentum, and the sad part is that we get used to it. It reminds me of a song I heard the other day. It's called "The Going Nowhere Fast." But the people I have met here have shown me another side of Nowhere. They've pointed out the beautiful irony that stagnation makes it easy to stop and smell the roses, if we just let it. What would we be if we had nothing to rebel against? Well we could finally be ourselves, the first group of people who stopped looking for the answers long enough to appreciate the questions. And all we have to do is to make our own Declaration of Independence. We can embrace the right to life and liberty by simply realizing that happiness exists -- not to pursue, but to accept. After that the only challenge would be to make sure with the rest of our lives that we weren't just another fad. I don't know, it's an idea. What do you think?

MomYou'dLikeToF'	posted on 12-04-2001 @ 2:45 PM
Psychopath Registered: Sep. 01	So now I have to thank you too? Well at least you made them pink ;)

virgingrrl and i am apologizing now for the spelling errors, its 34 am and im drunk, so no time for spell check! Gotcha, SLASH i'll mmmm momo all i want! and you cant stop me!	posted on 12-04-2001 @ 3:01 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	to every one on the board i will give them peace, love and happiness.edit thanks Kid :) quote: spit said: VG - a good TALL man well thanks sweetcheeks, i'd settle for someone thats atleast 5'10:) quote: face said: To VG-A gift-certificate for Tunes-CDS, so she can buy her Tori Amos cds hardy har har, to facey i would like to give him a sense of humor :) quote: mom you'd like to f said: VG - some more "girl" friends bah ha ha ha ha ha ha! what are you volunteering? but if you must give me a girl friend, make it Spit, cause shes the coolest :) and to you i give i gigantic tattoo of the word PANTIES on your stupid forehead. ...i am a work in progress dressed in the fabric of a world unfolding offering me intricate patterns of questions rhythms that never come clean and strengths that you still haven't seen ... This message was edited by virgingrrl on 12-4-01 @ 3:17 PM

MomYou'dLikeToF'	posted on 12-04-2001 @ 3:05 PM
Psychopath Registered: Sep. 01	quote: what are you volunteering Hell no quote: and to you i give i gigantic tattoo of the word PANTIES on your stupid forehead that made me laugh, except for the stupid part, because stupid is one thing I'm not. And actually, let me change my gift to you - a sense of humore and a better personality

virgingrrl and i am apologizing now for the spelling errors, its 34 am and im drunk, so no time for spell check! Gotcha, SLASH i'll mmmm momo all i want! and you cant stop me!	posted on 12-04-2001 @ 3:10 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	quote: that made me laugh, except for the stupid part, because stupid is one thing I'm not. And actually, let me change my gift to you - a sense of humore and a better personality EAT ME DEVIL WOMAN...ouch, now that really hurt...thats just what i need a better sense of "humore" ...i am a work in progress dressed in the fabric of a world unfolding offering me intricate patterns of questions rhythms that never come clean and strengths that you still haven't seen ...

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