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njstrawberry
posted on 12-05-2001 @ 7:15 PM      
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Yeah yeah, another test, lick my ass. So, how much of a ho are you?

My result:

Moderately Ho

You are 30 - 48% HO!
Ooooo...saucy!
You're no HO but you're certainly no prude!
Pop Princess Britney Spears tested into this category.

So, how much of a ho are you? I wonder who gets the closest to 100%. lol

The HOtest


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posted on 12-05-2001 @ 7:19 PM      
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quote:

Yeah yeah, another test, lick my ass



quote:

So, how much of a ho are you?



quote:

I wonder who gets the closest to 100%. lol




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posted on 12-05-2001 @ 7:23 PM      
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njstrawberry
posted on 12-05-2001 @ 7:23 PM      
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Fezzy, you scored a 100 didn't you?


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posted on 12-05-2001 @ 7:24 PM      
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quote:

I wonder who gets the closest to 100%.



Irish Alkey: 110%



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posted on 12-05-2001 @ 7:27 PM      
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You are 64 - 78% HO!
wOOt!
You are a rare breed! You embody all of the qualities of a HO but still know what a little class is.

If you were a sitcom character you would be "Mona" from "Who's the Boss?"

Tip to become a total HO: study the habits and ways of "Alice" from the "Brady Bunch" as often as possible.


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Lgaia
posted on 12-05-2001 @ 7:32 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00


You are 30 - 48% HO!
Ooooo...saucy!
You're no HO but you're certainly no prude!

Pop Princess Britney Spears tested into this category.



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I can still make out your wavy face
and if I could just reach you
maybe I could leave this place"


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posted on 12-05-2001 @ 7:41 PM      
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA......



You are 64 - 78% HO!
wOOt!
You are a rare breed! You embody all of the qualities of a HO but still no what a little class is.

If you were a sitcom character you would be "Mona" from "Who's the Boss?"

Tip to become a total HO: study the habits and ways of "Alice" from the "Brady Bunch" as often as possible.


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posted on 12-05-2001 @ 7:49 PM      
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i'm modrately a ho!!

You are 30 - 48% HO!
Ooooo...saucy!
You're no HO but you're certainly no prude!
Pop Princess Britney Spears tested into this category.

i think the test lies!! ;)

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PatCooper
posted on 12-05-2001 @ 8:04 PM      
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You are 49 - 63% HO!
If you were a New York resident you'd be from Manhattan.
But that's ok! You still walk the walk and talk the talk of a real HO!

Your HO Goddess is Estelle Getty.


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SweetAngel
posted on 12-05-2001 @ 8:11 PM      
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Registered: May. 01


You are 64 - 78% HO!
wOOt!
You are a rare breed! You embody all of the qualities of a HO but still no what a little class is.

If you were a sitcom character you would be "Mona" from "Who's the Boss?"

Tip to become a total HO: study the habits and ways of "Alice" from the "Brady Bunch" as often as possible.


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windowlck
posted on 12-05-2001 @ 9:10 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00


You are 64 - 78% HO!
wOOt!
You are a rare breed! You embody all of the qualities of a HO but still no what a little class is.

If you were a sitcom character you would be "Mona" from "Who's the Boss?"

Tip to become a total HO: study the habits and ways of "Alice" from the "Brady Bunch" as often as possible.


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posted on 12-05-2001 @ 10:54 PM      
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interesting questions...



You are 64 - 78% HO!
wOOt!
You are a rare breed! You embody all of the qualities of a HO but still no what a little class is.

If you were a sitcom character you would be "Mona" from "Who's the Boss?"

Tip to become a total HO: study the habits and ways of "Alice" from the "Brady Bunch" as often as possible.



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posted on 12-05-2001 @ 11:19 PM      
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quote:

Irish Alkey: 110%


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posted on 12-06-2001 @ 1:18 AM      
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FUNNY....I though I was the only Ho here ;)

King f-tard
posted on 12-06-2001 @ 8:29 AM      
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I knew it.


You are 79 - 100% HO!
Sup Beotch!
You are a true bad-ass HO and probably have one of your teeth capped in gold!

You go girl! *bootay dance*






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posted on 12-06-2001 @ 8:48 AM      
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You are 0 - 14% HO!
Have you lived?
Bea Arthur and Mother Theresa scored the same as you!



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posted on 12-06-2001 @ 9:33 AM      
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Figured as much

You are 79 - 100% HO!
Sup Beotch!
You are a true bad-ass HO and probably have one of your teeth capped in gold!

You go girl! *bootay dance*



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posted on 12-06-2001 @ 4:36 PM      
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not much of ho here -- can i be a pimp?



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posted on 12-06-2001 @ 4:39 PM      
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You are 15 - 29% HO!
You reside in the suburbs.
And you are damn proud of it!

You scored in the same category as the townspeople of St. Olaf.
Who the fuck knew.


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posted on 12-06-2001 @ 8:33 PM      
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moderately a ho, just like britney :)



have some chuckles

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short hills mall
posted on 12-06-2001 @ 10:12 PM      
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Registered: Mar. 01
quote:

If you were a sitcom character you would be "Mona" from "Who's the Boss?"




Something just tingled inside me when I read that line. There was something sexy in a Mrs. Robinson sort of way about her.



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posted on 12-06-2001 @ 10:15 PM      
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quote:

There was something sexy in a Mrs. Robinson sort of way about her.

Could it be the monstrous funbags and the red hair? Hmmmmm? Maybe?




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posted on 12-09-2001 @ 1:55 PM      
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You are 64 - 78% HO!
wOOt!
You are a rare breed! You embody all of the qualities of a HO but still no what a little class is.

If you were a sitcom character you would be "Mona" from "Who's the Boss?"

Tip to become a total HO: study the habits and ways of "Alice" from the "Brady Bunch" as often as possible.

I'm slightly disappointed.


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posted on 12-09-2001 @ 2:06 PM      
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You are 79 - 100% HO!
Sup Beotch!
You are a true bad-ass HO and probably have one of your teeth capped in gold!

You go girl! *bootay dance*

who'd have guessed?



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