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Posted ByDiscussion Topic: What scenario is worse?
The Sleeper
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posted on 12-07-2001 @ 12:59 AM      
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A) Having to hold in a massive piss for whatever reason
B) Having to hold in a massive dump for whatever reason
C) Being very aroused and not being able to jerk yourself (or have someone else get you off) for whatever reason

I'd have to go with B, because it can cause stomach cramps, gas, and really is the least pleasent. Not being able to pee is annoying but you don't feel it in any other part of the body. Getting aroused is always good, but I figured I should throw another one in that deals with bodily fluid.

So yea, which is the worst for you?




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posted on 12-07-2001 @ 1:06 AM      
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id say C since that wont eventually kill you---plus u can always hump like a pillow or something

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posted on 12-07-2001 @ 1:10 AM      
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quote:

C) Being very aroused and not being able to jerk yourself (or have someone else get you off) for whatever reason


Even worse would be someone bringing you dreadfully close to the brink of getting off, then stopping.

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posted on 12-07-2001 @ 1:12 AM      
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D) Being so hard up for something to post, that is all you can come up with.

But in honesty I would have to say none of them. Cause you can always shit on yourself, then you can always masturbate in your won shit, or with your own shit and while you are jerking off the sensation to pee will go away. Then when you are done you can piss on yourself to clean the shit and cum allover your body and then go to sleep satisfied.




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posted on 12-08-2001 @ 11:31 PM      
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gonzo whats the deal with the sig dude?

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posted on 12-08-2001 @ 11:37 PM      
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quote:

gonzo whats the deal with the sig dude?



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posted on 12-08-2001 @ 11:45 PM      
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quote:

gonzo whats the deal with the sig dude?


Simple... unlike the good folks at the J-- H----- C--------, those butch skanks at N.O.W. can't get his latest sig sent in as Court Exhibit A. ;)



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posted on 12-08-2001 @ 11:49 PM      
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By the adopter status he has, I'll take it's been a while.




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posted on 12-09-2001 @ 12:41 AM      
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All of those sound really horrible but I say B) Just because you can go into a tree for A) but wiping your ass with leaves doesn't look too pleasant.



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posted on 12-09-2001 @ 3:15 AM      
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They all suk.




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posted on 12-09-2001 @ 4:59 AM      
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Hu-a


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posted on 12-09-2001 @ 11:10 AM      
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I'll say A because I've been confronted with it the most.



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posted on 12-09-2001 @ 11:21 AM      
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posted on 12-09-2001 @ 11:54 AM      
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A and B happen to me on a regular basis. Almost everyday. I drive alot for work and don't always have an oppurtunity to go. A is definately worse, whenever I hold my pee for a long time causes me to shit my pants when I finally do get a chance to go. I've been very careful lately but there was a time when this would happen frequently. Now I ride around with a roll of paper in my car, just in case.

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posted on 12-09-2001 @ 12:54 PM      
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Okay, horrific.

They all are really unpleasant... but I guess B with all the gastrointestinal reprocussions causing you to shit purple and all that funny stuff.



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posted on 12-09-2001 @ 1:54 PM      
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Ans.--B

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