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| Posted By | Discussion Topic: Well it sounded like a good idea at the time... | ||||
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...And now the battle between us and them has begun. JYD-4-LIFE. | posted on 12-07-2001 @ 6:21 PM |    | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: May. 00  | owweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. What the hell was this guy thinking???? and was he former lover of GS?;) BACOLOD, Philippines (Reuters) - A 32-year-old Filipino farmer who believed his penis was driving him to sin sliced it off with a machete in a fit of religious fervor, family members and doctors said on Friday. Relatives said they found the former security guard lying on the floor, covered in blood and with a portion of his penis missing when they went to his hut on Negros island in the southern Philippines on Monday. ``He is a good son, and one of seven children, He indulged himself by reading the Bible,'' his mother told reporters in Bacolod City 300 miles south of Manila, where the man is now in hospital. ``His act was probably triggered by the book of Matthew 18:8,'' she said. The verse, from the New Testament, reads ``If your hand or your foot causes you to sin, cut it off and throw it away. It is better for you to enter life maimed or crippled than to have two hands or two feet and be thrown into eternal fire.'' Family members said they rushed the man to a nearby hospital in Bacolod where doctors said they had stitched up and reconstructed his penis, although it is now 20 percent shorter. Relatives said they were unable to find the severed portion. Doctors said the man's penis showed several wounds, indicating that the man had hacked at it several times before it detached. ``The mere act of cutting his penis signifies that he is psychotic,'' the doctor said, but did not indicate whether the man would undergo psychiatric evaluation. He is now in stable condition and his wounds were expected to heal in two and a half weeks, doctors said. The man will still be able to have children, the doctor added. The man's mother said her son had been depressed and obsessed with the Bible since his wife moved to Manila to work as a housemaid, leaving their young child to live with her family. ``He said he wanted to be nailed to a coconut tree,'' the man's mother said. ``He had memorized the Bible and preaches with the pastors in our place. ``He also advised other people to remove nude photos from their walls so that small children will not become sex maniacs later,'' the mother said. Today newspaper quoted the man as saying he had no regrets about cutting off his penis because it was driving him to sin. Local radio and newspaper reports said the man had visualized his penis as a ``cobra'' drawing him toward women.  I don't have a heart of gold and I don't grow one later, OK? But relax. There's other people a lot nicer coming up -- we call them losers. | ||||
| HyBriD FN Moron is an indian giver!! I had my cool status for about 10 min. then it was gone. GONE! G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Agent WD40 Licensed to Kill My spoon is TOO BIG. (finally) Hanger-on to the JYDs for LIFE I INVENTED ORANGE MOTHERFUCKER This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm | posted on 12-07-2001 @ 6:29 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 01 | quote:and that's bad why? this guy is a serious nut. what a retard.  CEBOLLA dogs know | ||||
| Kid Afrika | posted on 12-07-2001 @ 6:29 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70 | Too many words... Plus the first line says, "sliced it off". That's enough for me. Next thread. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is K1d when I lay my vengeance upon you. BrundleFly says, "Kid didn't land on OA.com, OA.com landed on Kid!" | ||||
| Sephiroth | posted on 12-07-2001 @ 6:31 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00 | Eek.
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| crx girl Newbie! vg Y's me ugo girl Limey Mothercocker | posted on 12-07-2001 @ 6:40 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | um, shouldn't we all be bashing him for posting a news thread? because we all hate news threads don't we? An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. --Victor Hugo regardless of my status, i am a nice person. no really, i am, i swear;) crack hitler belongs to me :) need me? try: [email protected] | ||||
| TFEC Coming Soon!!! The Grand Opening of The Junkyard Bar & Grill! | posted on 12-07-2001 @ 6:43 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00 | OK HORRIFIC!! BYE BYE BIN LADEN!!! 11 Sep 01: A day we will always remember, a day those bastards will never forget!! Support the troops!! Lights on when driving!! | ||||
| Ants in My Pants Billy Prettiest Butterfly in the garden All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis. | posted on 12-07-2001 @ 7:41 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Apr. 01 | quote:Oh thank God for that, because the world needs nut jobs like this to reproduce.  This message was interesting and funny, but then it was edited by Ants in My Pants. | ||||
| imapervert I want my two dollars! | posted on 12-07-2001 @ 7:55 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | quote: If the guy was a negroid, perhaps he was cutting part of it becasuse it was too large.  | ||||
| KeeKee | posted on 12-07-2001 @ 8:00 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Sep. 00 | quote: This man sliced off his penis and only lost 20% when it was sewn up am i the only 1 that noticed that part of the report?  This message was edited by KeeKee on 12-7-01 @ 8:02 PM | ||||
| The Painter 1/2 a bottle of Jack Daniels... it's a cure-all | posted on 12-07-2001 @ 8:20 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00 | quote:I guess it all depends on who's posting, and where they stand in certain peoples pecking order.  | ||||
| Kid Afrika | posted on 12-07-2001 @ 8:26 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70 | Actually, faceman doesn't constantly post news threads. I think that was the point in that other thread. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is K1d when I lay my vengeance upon you. BrundleFly says, "Kid didn't land on OA.com, OA.com landed on Kid!" | ||||
...And now the battle between us and them has begun. JYD-4-LIFE. | posted on 12-07-2001 @ 8:46 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: May. 00 | Holy Shit, is Kid defending me? Someone call the presses; and keekee of course you noticed that. And they say that size doesnt matter to women:) I don't have a heart of gold and I don't grow one later, OK? But relax. There's other people a lot nicer coming up -- we call them losers. | ||||
| MomYou'dLikeToF' | posted on 12-07-2001 @ 9:01 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Sep. 01 | In keeping with the topic...I'm sure everyone has done stuff they thought was a good idea at the time, but realized later that it really wasn't, so what's your story? For me joining this message board seemed like a good idea-I'm kidding-I just can't think of which one of my screw ups actually did seem like a bright idea so how about the rest of you? | ||||
...And now the battle between us and them has begun. JYD-4-LIFE. | posted on 12-07-2001 @ 9:09 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: May. 00 | Excuse me, there will be no hijacking of this thread. Go start ya' own:) I don't have a heart of gold and I don't grow one later, OK? But relax. There's other people a lot nicer coming up -- we call them losers. | ||||
| MomYou'dLikeToF' | posted on 12-07-2001 @ 9:12 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Sep. 01 | I would've, but I was too scared, and besides, it worked so well for Kid :) | ||||
...And now the battle between us and them has begun. JYD-4-LIFE. | posted on 12-07-2001 @ 9:18 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: May. 00 | I know and like kid, and you mylf are no kid I don't have a heart of gold and I don't grow one later, OK? But relax. There's other people a lot nicer coming up -- we call them losers. | ||||
| MomYou'dLikeToF' | posted on 12-07-2001 @ 9:23 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Sep. 01 | Another compli...never mind, that didn't work so well the 1st time ;) | ||||
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